John Stones #51 his loins are so hot his locker room seat’s all shot

[spilldatea]

have the best time today @cobette hope our boys put on a good show for you

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Whaaaat a comeback. Glad I stayed up for it although I need a sleep now.

Bae looks lovely as ever. I want to gnaw on his thighs.

 

[mimimithis]

I’m on late shift and am having the worst day. Please send help.

 

[maccamacc]

Yes its very Winnie the Pooh

My opposite neighbour is always walks around in just a tshirt, no pants at all, and it is foul

Dude that’s not acceptable - can someone post a note through his door?

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler: Work rant

brought a street back cos I didn’t have time it took me longer today cos of the ice. Told manager and he said why didn’t you say this morning. I said I didn’t know i wouldn’t have time then. He says well someone went home at 110 they could have helped you if I’d known. I said well I didn’t plan on ducking decking it twice!!! What more does he want from me

Finally home having a brew and a lil treat cos why not it’s Friday

 

[Just Drive]

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He is luminescent. Thank the gods that the dream team of bae and Ruben are back.

 

[cobette]

I love him in Giphy form

 

[maccamacc]

Trying not to get my hopes up. Am assuming he won't be there and then if he is it'll be a lovely treat.

Happy derby day everyone!

this is the right strategy. I am already getting hopes up and now will be crushed if isn’t in the squad.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

It's inspiration for us all that we can have that kind of glow up too.

Dunno about you lot but I think it's too late for me!

 

[maccamacc]

I am dreading it what if he is injured again and looses (loses? Looses? How the hell do you spell it?) his place

 

[spilldatea]

i’m gonna be surprised if we play this evening and it doesn’t get suspended because of the weather.

it’s fine where i am close to the stadium - bit of snow on the ground and a few flurries now and then but in south manchester it’s pretty heavy snow and they had to close the runways at the airport this morning. so unless the weather changes drastically and/or they get the train down today instead, honestly wouldn’t surprise me if this was cancelled.

 

[WylieWyles]

Whew boy, therapy twice a week is what I need but emotionally exhausting.

I feel like Kevin right now.

Today, about 30-40 min in (so I had been crying and in a daze for at least 25 min) she asked me to tell her what brings me joy.

"Ummm....."

Insert about 28 seconds of silence as I try to decide whether or not to say "obsessively and not very respectfully lusting after professional footballers while also enjoying reading stories about them falling in love with their teammates (and occasionally women) and of course watching their matches and enjoying the spectacle of the beautiful game, but most of all making friends who are equally obsessed with all of these things and discussing our love for all of this." ..... nah

"Soccer."

 

[sugarfairy23]

God I hate football sometimes

Luckily I was three sheets to the wind (does anyone else even say that?!) before and during the game and resembled this guy which took the edge off

Hope everyone has had a lovely Saturday

 

[WylieWyles]

My mommy is here helping me with chores/basic life skills. For lunch, I'm about to eat my leftover red curry from dinner last night. Then we're going to take the tree down and make these cookies biscuits (below).

Raspberry and Almond Shortbread Thumbprints

These shortbread thumbprint cookies are filled with seedless raspberry jam, and drizzled with a delicious almond glaze. Great for gift giving!

www.allrecipes.com

Monday is a holiday and I did meet two work deadlines yesterday but I still have this impending sense of doom. I guess watching City and Everton didn't help.

 

[spilldatea]

happy birthday boo @einahpets93

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Maybe it’s baby time??? 🥹 they’re gonna get beat if Ruben isn’t back either

 

[cobette]

STOP BULLYING HIM!

 

[mimimithis]

Good morning, girls.

I have a favour to ask of you - a colleague of mine would like some recommendations for a trip to London and I thought I’d go straight to the source aka you lovely, travel-happy people. Could you please share some of your favourite spots for sightseeing, food and such?

A bit of Bae to sweeten the deal, and because I missing him:

 

[maccamacc]

John Stones # 52

Pretty eyes
Sexy thighs
We hope we see him today, otherwise we’ll all cry

YES

Such pretty eyes and sexy thighs and BUM

 

[einahpets93]

Dude that’s not acceptable - can someone post a note through his door?

Bet he does a windmill to amuse himself