John Stones #4 Rubens is a bore

[strawberrysunshine_x]

John loves hearing how hot he is

 

[cobette]

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

There's some porn of him doing shirtless hot yoga in the first few mins of this

Corrected your comment.

Hot yoga is very hot.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Bae spotted in the wild on Twitter today! I have so many things I should have spent today doing that did not involve scouring any and all forms of social media for any mention of JS, yet here we are.

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This handwriting though, the '5'

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Here you go x

All or Nothing - Chapter 1 - bubblegumwall - Men's Football RPF [Archive of Our Own]

Yay thank you

Also what is it with these footballers (and by that I mean JS5 and JG10) looking fit as from that angle whereas I looked like a 10 chinned toe

 

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[Gossgossgoss9888]

I love Kev too. When I saw that interview where he talked about how his foster parents didn't want him to come back because his shyness made him "difficult" it broke my heart.

I think he's a great ambassador for introverts, and proof that being quiet and shy doesn't mean people don't like you, or that you need to be fixed.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

honestly, I’m becoming more obsessed with each day. Probably the worst thing I did finding this thread… I’m spending my days drooling

 

[secrethush]

John calling 999 rn.

 

[Violetroselily]

He'd get a good nosh here too

 

[Encyclopedia]

Morning Ladies!
Date report: I just got back home, success absolute gentleman, my luck he is leaving the country in less than 2 months but hair was a total copy of Bae’s couldn’t get my hands out of it

Bless his limited little wardrobe, he is such a man, having a few fave pieces and wears them all the time

Also found this, is the lady one of us? Thank god he is not tagged would be scared for his life with that caption (also pretty inappropriate with the little boy being there with him but who am I to judge)

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

Excellent, thread 4. What a time to be alive.

 

[Encyclopedia]

Girls, my confidence level just skyrocketed during lunch break.
I was chatting to a colleague, lady, she must be 50 something, I wanted to show her photos of my dogs and I accidentally opened a John pic from yesterdays tax in the camera roll (the plaid bf vibe one) and she thought he was my boyfriend. I was of course going with it and showed her some other pics, she really believed it. (after a few minutes I had to crush her and myself with the truth before any office gossip started to spread)
I feel pretty vulnerable now, never have spoken about Bae with anyone (other than family and friends)

 

[cobette]

MIL: 'is Stones your favourite'
Me *squeals*

RLF pointed at the screen and shouted 'Stones!' So proud of the brainwashed sod

 

[cobette]

I'm broken

 

[Encyclopedia]

side profile and beautiful face series

And throwback to the boxing event with my favorite outfit on him ever

 

[cobette]

Good morning and happy match day (sans bae).

Random photo - intense, focused, and hot. That face is a work of art.
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Shout out to the picture so pornographic I thought it was a fan edit.

Why did it have to be Flipper!? Imagine this with Ruben fs.

 

[Encyclopedia]

I feel sick. We have found something that would actually give me the ick.

Apology tax required pls xoxo

mea culpa, here you go

special delivery, your fave John if I’m correct

Plus these because he’s a beauty

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

John has officially been Out and About. Unfortunately no-one's telling us how he smells or what he's up to or if he's as beautiful in person.

 

[Sandor]

I think John, after his previous injury and work on his mental health, is being astute. Like it frustrates him but he’s not willing to risk his career or body. I’m always really impressed with how Pep cultivates all-rounders/players brave enough to step out of their position. It used to be much more common.

Plus this is a World Cup year and I don’t think he’ll want to miss that either - this is the first year we’re going in in a long time as a genuine contender. We already had the pressure of not knowing if Phillips would be back this season, I’d be devastated if Kyle didn’t get to Qatar either as there’s a chance it could be his last, not just because we need him but because I think he’s earned it.

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

You guys, I am feeling dangerously close to feral this evening.

Bonus Noel:

And just for fun, bonus Pep and whatever's going on here: