John Stones #27 Four weeks in and he's skiving again, if he keeps it up we'll find other men

[LurkingAnnie]

So happy for the little boy and proud of bae for making a difference.

Spoiler: My favourite "child of the house" story

My parents' land-line is one digit different from a local shop.

One December I was visiting and the phone rang. Everyone was busy so I answered.

Me: Hello

Man: Hi, do you have any Christmas trees?

Me, much less confused than I should have been: Yeah, we've got one.

Man, relieved: Great, can you save it for me?

Me, the penny dropping but too late now: Erm.....yes?

Absolutely howling!

Happiest when he is getting fusses

Spoiler

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I’d never get a cat, but you lot have actually made me start appreciating them…
They are very cute

Just realised… this time in 4 weeks I’ll be in Ibiza… because of this, let’s have some holibae

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Are you now the pro when it comes to bathrooms?

Inspo for bathroom sex fics???

RLF kept getting his tape measure out, not his todger

 

[mimimithis]

Ooo you have just reminded me I need to book the German buffet in Disney!

I also can't wait to show you pictures from the caramel and Christmas shops.

A selection of bae in Germany:

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He's probably already researched this and knows the answer.

Yay for the German buffet, post the pics, so we can have a laugh. I'm always amused at what foreigners perceive to be entirely German.

Aw, Bae in Germany, I also enjoyed seeing him on the Bayern grounds during Nation's League. He and Kyle would ahve had some fun messing with the Bayern players' stuff.

I cannot wait for Christmas and our Christmas markets to start back up, we have some of the most beautiful markets in the region (probably Germany, but there are quite some beautiful ones further north, too!).

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

Spoiler

My nails over the last year … what can I say I like colours

 

[LurkingAnnie]

He's going to have you painting the fence panels tomorrow

No chance, it’s torrential here

the post I thought bae would make

 

[LurkingAnnie]

Just let them touch each other. Just this once.
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i could have just quoted this pic, but I wanted to share it again… baby’s arm on this!

 

[Violetroselily]

Just woken up from an unwise nap, now need to pack a bag and get on the train. Feeling like I have consumed far too much liquid than solids and my tummy would swish if you shook me

Pray for me pls girls

 

[Algeronwashere]

Do we think he checks his payslip meticulously like we do? And then has to contact HR to say they’ve accidentally deducted more annual leave than he took and he should’ve only been fined once not twice that month for forgetting to bring in birthday cake?? And can they make sure he gets what he’s owed in the second pay run coz he can’t wait until next month for the money he’s owed??

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I love a grey hoody. I like them all tho on baby.

Just made the best tea ever but I didn’t get a pic. However I was being watched the whole time I was eating it cos it’s salmon …

the old man wants some he even got up on his back legs at one point

 

[cobette]

Just walked into work and the music system has been updated 'to reflect current events' and is playing the most depressing shit possible.

Wind Beneath My Wings

 

[cobette]

Just had a very important man visit me at work because the road will be closed when the Queen passes by.

 

[LurkingAnnie]

I am definitely not as extravagant as you lot

 

[Starttheline]

I treated LO to the most expensive ferris wheel ride of his life, but the view was nice and he said he felt like a helicopter, so was worth it.

 

[cobette]

I am definitely not as extravagant as you lot

I used to take my PE kit to school in a Jane Norman bag so I am the height of sophistication.

 

[cobette]

Bumblebee is here!

I made it to the shop, I have fruit pastille lollies, lucozade, fat coke and soup for later

Told work I'd try to be online this afternoon, but no chance. Tbf my boss did say not to, but I feel bad as there's a v important meeting at 3 which I don't trust my teammate to cover

What kind of soup did you get?

Maybe try and log on for meeting?

 

[Just Drive]

I think I might have prawns tonight. Actual prawns, for food. Not unattractive men with decent bodies.

 

[Starttheline]

Almost bedtime

Spoiler

 

[Violetroselily]

Yep … then phoned my mum to talk about how we both cried

I have only read this and feel like crying

 

[cobette]

Title courtesy of @Violetroselily

It's an idle threat baby, we love you the most.

Want you to be our boyfriend.

 

[Violetroselily]

No just someone from council, we are far from Balmoral but they'll pass us.



These pesky kids will not!

Did he ask if the real manager was in? Do people ever ask if your mum or dad are home when you answer the front door?