Joe Sugg #18 Everything except the baby is #ad #gifted

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Fillyjonk

November_again said:
You can tell from his unrhythmic dancing that he has never satisfied a woman
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When he did his Joseph dance and got lifted by all the guys, I fully got the ick.

I guess Dianne doesn’t like sex. Makes sense, she’s never done a rumba and is always vanilla to the point of twee.
 
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Scar2016

Scar2016

November_again said:
You can tell from his unrhythmic dancing that he has never satisfied a woman
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But wasn’t Diane coming up around 30 when they met? Surely she’s had other relationships to compare him with. If so and he really is that rubbish in the sack, it’s pretty sad that Dianne decided to stay with him just for the lifestyle/money. Don’t get me wrong, obviously plenty of women so, but she doesn’t seem that type of person. Unless her dumb blonde buffoonery is all an act.
 
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November_again

Scar2016 said:
But wasn’t Diane coming up around 30 when they met? Surely she’s had other relationships to compare him with. If so and he really is that rubbish in the sack, it’s pretty sad that Dianne decided to stay with him just for the lifestyle/money. Don’t get me wrong, obviously plenty of women so, but she doesn’t seem that type of person. Unless her dumb blonde buffoonery is all an act.
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I think it's pretty normal for women to prioritize financial security the older they get over exciting sex and physical chemistry.
She didn't even have her own place to live when they met while he had a 2m flat she had dreamed of living in and he could offer her luxury travel and a certain amount of fame.

He was still a gamble - younger, extremely juvenile, never been in a relationship before and constantly putting her down while she puts him on a pedestal.
 
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Scar2016

November_again said:
I think it's pretty normal for women to prioritize financial security the older they get over exciting sex and physical chemistry.
She didn't even have her own place to live when they met while he had a 2m flat she had dreamed of living in and he could offer her luxury travel and a certain amount of fame.

He was still a gamble - younger, extremely juvenile, never been in a relationship before and constantly putting her down while she puts him on a pedestal.
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Wait. He’d never been in a relationship? How old was he when they met - 26 or thereabouts? Is he a closet Mormon? Lol
 
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Fillyjonk

Scar2016 said:
Wait. He’d never been in a relationship? How old was he when they met - 26 or thereabouts? Is he a closet Mormon? Lol
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He’s a scrawny little weirdo who behaves like a fool, this doesn’t surprise me at all 😅
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

Wasn't there also something wierd about Jim Chapman's now wife Sarah being initially interested in Spindles? No idea if they ever met or anything. She and Jim met on Raya.
Spindles was linked with a couple of IG 'models' from memory. It's utterly baffling.
 
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Mums84

Dianne always seemed more like his mum than his partner. Size wise too, she could probably lift him up the stairs after he falls asleep in the car. I'm glad she has her cute little baby now to mother.
 
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Julie1967

Jelly Bean said:
Wasn't there also something wierd about Jim Chapman's now wife Sarah being initially interested in Spindles? No idea if they ever met or anything. She and Jim met on Raya.
Spindles was linked with a couple of IG 'models' from memory. It's utterly baffling.
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Gold diggers
 
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MeghanSnarkle

MeghanSnarkle

Nanny Trace is on a women's health retreat in Italy, no way is she waiting on Joe hand and foot now that the helps left 💅

Bet it's fun and games in the WAG mansion for Dianne and Baby living with the spindly mansplainer back in full effect ... Sorry I mean the YouTube millionaire and heart throb .
 
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Ivegone

Ivegone

TotalMystery said:
She seems to have her hands full with Zoe & co already so her health retreat is probably very well earned. 😉
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If I'm ever a gran I won't be the I did my job they are your kids type but I'm not cooking every single meal when my son in law sits in his office role-playing being successful
 
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MrsSlocombe

Oh FFS - Spindles says that he has a problem with his neck because of carrying Bowie around and bending over looking at him.
 
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