She straight out said that the first thing she thought when she found out that she was paired with him, was that she'll gain so many Instagram followers now. That's definitely what attracted her to him first.
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Didn't know that!!
There was also that time when Joe was talking about how Dianne had seen the building his London penthouse was in before they met and thought "I'd like to live there". He said it in a 'we were meant to be' kinda way, whereas I was thinking "how soon after seeing he lived there did she start planning moving in?"
I do think she really loves him, but she has done well out of their relationship too.Not a chance
Her boyfriend before that was some big bulky soap star, no way did she look at spindles with his noodle limbs and lack of chin and think, “Oh yeah, this guy’s hot”
When they first announced they'd got together - Spindles posted he'd not won Strictly but had an even better prize - I genuinely didn't know what he meant. The idea of Dianne looking at him twice was incomprehensible tbh. And they hadn't shown any sexual chemistry whatsoever.Not a chance
She was a woman and he was this wierd combination of boy/wizened old man. This is mean but he always reminds of those poor people who have that prematurely aging syndrome.
No definitely not what has he actually got going for him except little man syndrome I bet he's an hole to waiters retail staff
Joe celebrating the birth of his son
“…he always reminds of those poor people who have that prematurely aging syndrome.”
Like a Victorian child with ricketts.
Still, at least he won't have to go into the workhouse.
What will he do if (when) his son is bigger than him? Rina already said Bowie looks like Brendan and Brendan is an Aussie-rules playing blokety bloke bloke.
He’d probably quite like to go into the workhouse though, so he can cosplay in the urchin peddle-pusher trousers and the flat cap. Only problem is, he’d be nowhere to be found when the work bell would be rung.Still, at least he won't have to go into the workhouse.
What will he do if (when) his son is bigger than him? Rina already said Bowie looks like Brendan and Brendan is an Aussie-rules playing blokety bloke bloke.
Same, because if with no other context of who they are you were out and about and saw Joe and Sean walking towards you in the street they're so unremarkable you wouldn't look twice you'd just think they were two randoms going do a Lidel shop together I could even imagine Joe pulling a trolley and Sean having a big bag for life but 6ft Alfie looking well in this peak thirtysomething era ...
in reality we'd be noticing that in front of us
I'd even go as far as saying both Joe and Zoe are punching.
Haha zoe definitely is I guess in ways if you are into weird adults who start projects and can't fibish them Alfie is kind of cuteSame, because if with no other context of who they are you were out and about and saw Joe and Sean walking towards you in the street they're so unremarkable you wouldn't look twice you'd just think they were two randoms going do a Lidel shop together I could even imagine Joe pulling a trolley and Sean having a big bag for life but 6ft Alfie looking well in this peak thirtysomething era ...
in reality we'd be noticing that in front of us
I'd even go as far as saying both Joe and Zoe are punching.
I would have to be drunk and I don't drink soOne thing that made me really dislike him was a few Christmases ago when he bought a handmade Christmas ornament, he complained it was too expensive. I didn’t like this in particular because that’s what I do. I make handmade decorations which I try to sell on online (with varying degrees of success), and it’s hours of work and skill you are paying for. So many creative people sell themselves short.
I thought it was a damn cheek coming from someone with very questionable creative talent, but considering he is creative, I would have thought he would be more appreciative of the work that goes into something handmade.
There he is complaining about people charging too much for something they made with materials they bought, and he’s living in that soulless ex footballer’s multi million pound mansion, sitting on a fortune amassed from farting in his friends faces and other stupid childish pranks but he begrudges someone else making a few quid. Weasel!
Ooh I hate this I know loads of people who make things I design something and my husband helps me and I would be upset if someone said it was too expensive for all the work that goes into it
I bet he's tighter than a nuns butt
It would be too much like a spider flailing around on top of you.
For me it's not even the unmanliness that would be the deal breaker - it's that he often looks so unclean. I guess that's one thing that him and Dianne have in common - they may be millionaires but they often both look like they need a good scrub and a hair wash.
I was going to say can you imagine the smell in their bedroom but the thought of their dingleberries and farts and BO and halitosis and unwashed genitals combined made me sincerely regret that. So clearly I thought I’d share that with you as clearly I chose violence today.
#19 'Sitting on a fortune amassed from farting in his friends faces' for next thread title