Jodie Marsh #7 Smelly farm, smelly minge, off to the pub to buy chips to binge!

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Jackpumpkinhead

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Long time lurker here 😁
Just had to comment! 😂

I mean, Christ on a bike, this is beyond embarrassing isn't it?!!
I always thought Jodie was quite pretty before, but she seems to have literally turned into a fat old fuck overnight?!!
I'm honestly stunned at how rough she looks 😳.
Also, Can u imagine if a middle aged male celeb stated that he was rating fanny pics for £25 a pop?!!... It wouldn't happen would it?!!

Who in their right mind would pay to see three old bedraggled cunts sprawled across the bed looking like they died in the night???! All stiff n wooden like?! Fucking Hell!

They're not even actually old?! Just look wayyyy older for some reason 😬. So embarrassing! Come on ladies, this ain't it 🫣.

I was trying to work out where I'd seen Claire's pose before... Ahhh, here we go!
Knew I recognised it 😂.
Stick a badger in fishnets on the left and a bloated corspe on the right...
***chefs kiss!! ****
 

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Shesaidwhat?

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Is this meant to look sexy? Claire looks like she’s being held captive. The other woman is the woman with the blonde quiff then.
 
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The daftest thing she did in hoarder/obsessive mode was get covered in tattoos. Spending thousands on wellies is one thing but plastering yourself in tattoos in a short period of time is a dumb move. I was a professional tattooist for years and I've seen this before, someone coming in for a big tattoo then coming back the week after for another, then booking in for more. I had to say to these people woah! slow down, this is on you forever, don't make snap decisions on permanently altering yourself. You might not want to look like this in a few years, you know?

That to me is one of the biggest tells about her obsessive behaviour. I bet if she could wave a magic wand she'd get rid of them all now.

Disclaimer: Obviously I am not anti-tattoos. I'm around 90% covered myself but this happened over decades so wasn't on a whim or following a trend.
 
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Fucking hell, Claire might need to start getting her second tit out if Jodie is trying to make 100k from this. Put your back into it Claire FFS, do you want the pigs and ducks to just die or something?
 
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Crumpet41 said:
Sucking on the tits of what looks like a sex doll with a bad wig 🤢

You can tell Claire is not really into this - she looks like she is holding back a bit. Lols at the other woman’s face .
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As a bi sexual woman who has had sex with my fair share of women I could honestly think of nothing worse than sucking on a friend's tit or having a friend's tongue in my mouth, just because you shag women does not mean I would want to shag all women. The thought just knocks me sick.

Sex workers exist, if you have to fake lesbian porn when you're not attracted to them at least do it with a stranger so the flashbacks don't destroy you!

Hope the fiver for the farm is worth it.
 
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thetrooth

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I don’t know how to feel about all of this. On one hand it’s a rank and I don’t know who would wank over this shite. On the other hand it’s absolutely hilarious, comedy gold and I’m so happy they have done this 🤣 we have all seen the state of the men who list after Jodie. Claire is an absolute moron for participating in this shit show
 
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Shesaidwhat? said:
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I really wanted to comment under this , you don’t mind other women’s partners looking at filthy pictures of you , but didn’t like Billy looking at pictures of other women !! How lovely Men who have wives and kids maybe struggling for money and the old man is spending cash on this 🙄 I didn’t write it as I don’t want to be blocked . Or get a barrage of hate from her disciples.

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Any underwear photos will be from when she still got them developed in boots
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She is up against some much younger good looking girls all surgically enhanced now , will be doing cut price rates soon
 
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On behalf of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee can we give Claire a break!😂 I’d have to offer free magnifying glasses with every subscription if I did OF but we don’t all have / want udders like Jodie has been flapping out!
 
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Lucyxxxx said:
Is it confirmed Parge was the photographer for the steamy lesbian session?
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I can’t cope if this is true

Sorry but how low is this going? There are so many things you can do for work, getting a bap out in front of your pensioner dad in your mid 40’s and posting it on the internet to count likes so you can collect ferrets?

I get someone young and hot AF cashing in on OF to pay through uni or a single parent doing it for flexibility but Jodes, you had your day and now you smell and look tragic and you shouldn’t be pressuring your friends to do this!
 
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Lorny said:
My search history looks a bit suspect since Jodie started only fans, I look like her biggest fan evahhhh!!! Came across a dirty forum of people discussing the only fans pics and someone asked if the one in the middle of this pic was an Arthur or Martha 😂😂poor classy Carrie and her tiny tits!
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Me too I’m terrified my phone is going to break and I’ll have to get it fixed and have to explain why my search history is mainly Jodie Marsh’s tits.
 
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