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Woah! When? Is he away from Essex and safe or did he blink twice for us to rescue him???
It was in Dunmow, they were in Tesco buying what looked like a normal food shop.
Nothing vegan in the trolley, I checked as I walked past.
He is smaller in real life but better looking.
They looked like a happy couple.
(I think she will have a nice looking vagina tbh)
 
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Josephine Shaker

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If by now there are people out there hoping for a relationship with jodie marsh then frankly they deserve all they get 📣🔔🔊🚩☢⛔❗💣🔥
There will always be thickos taken in by her who will soon find out what she’s really like. To be completely honest I’m rather thrilled if she is dating because you know the drill..

Phase 1: best man ever. This one treats me like I should be treated. The sex is amazing. Never felt like this before. Parge is mad about him too. All my friends love him. He’s not a vegan yet but just you wait….

Phase 2: he’s now a vegan! Sex is still amazing and he loves the animals too. He’s had to cut down hours at work because I want him around all the time. I’ve bought him these amazing Elvis shite, he’s a fan too! Life is brilliant, I’m the happiest I’ve ever been. His family is horrible though. They don’t treat him right!

Phase 3: I’ve dumped him, I can’t reveal too much about it but let’s just say it was violent, the meerkat is now in therapy pointing at places on a doll to show where it’s been touched by this vile c***!!! My friends hate him! Parge even paid for all his stuff! I don’t need a man!!! I hate him and I had to pay for his lousy ass! He bought me some poundshop perfume for my birthday!! He’s a loser!!! He couldn’t handle me!!


Aaaaaand repeat.
 
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Shesaidwhat?

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God can you imagine? First children’s birthday party at Fripps Farm today the children all loved the animals and the dads all loved me. The father even commented “it’s my daughter’s birthday but I’ve received the gift meeting THE Jodie Marsh my mates down the pub will be soooo jealous” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Claire came to help tidy up after and when I told her about the dad’s comments to me she jumped up and down and squealed “yes queen she’s still got it” #sheisback
 
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Billy's probably chowing down on some minge in the local mortuary and thanking his lucky stars that this nasty cunt is out of his life for good.
 
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spaceraider69

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Imagine going around to Jodies house for ‘the best shag of your life’ you know since she always says she’s such a good shag and a meerkat tried to run up your arse for shelter
 
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ohcomeon99

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Her behaviour is very typical of people with BPD and narcissism. Very obsessive about things and self obsessed. Every bloke she is with, moves in within five minutes and suddenly has the same personality and interests as her, no mates or family outside of their own. Realistically, no one knows Billy, just what she tells social media. Plus his was obviously commandeered by her as well. So she creates the entire narrative. I’ve never known such a “strong woman” who can also be such a victim too. Her relationships never end for normal reasons ie growing apart etc, it’s always some drama where they are the bad guy. The JM pattern of :

1. I’m single, happiest ever, my friends are aaaamzing
2. Meets a man, unlike she’s EVER met before
3. He is perfect, same interests, family love him and they have NEVER liked any other boyfriend
4. Suddenly he is never with his family and mates, only hers
5. Man looks a shadow of former self
6. It goes wrong. Hints of dark secrets. Passive agressive Claims of all she has done for him and his family
7. She loses it. Comes out with all sorts including insinuations of violence and dark behaviours. All whilst say she is “sooo over it and not bothered”
8. Old pictures go up and claims of best friends for years that have changed since the last cycle as the mates from before get wise to it.

And back to step 1. It’s so predictable. The lack of self awareness is breathtaking. Her dad enables this or is otherwise so trodden down, he can’t cope. No wonder her Brother had enough. She is a complete hypocrite
 
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Josephine Shaker

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Taking the meerkat to the pub and pretending to have a date, Billy’s still not jealous and Jodie still looks a state.
 
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bluecups

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Thought I'd share one of my favourite ever Jodie quotes. It's from 17 years ago and her mentality remains the same.


“I’m a fit girl with her own money, a sense of humour to die for, the brain of a scientist, the kindness of a saint and who can shag like a porn star... (My house is) every blokes dream. It's immaculate, I've got every toy imaginable (sex ones and not sex ones ie. play station, x box, home cinema etc), I've got a huge garden, a motorbike, two bulldogs and a fridge full of treats…”
 
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Badirene

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Look Billy, men still want me Billy 🙄. How many times is this she’s been back now? View attachment 1400062

Dear blokes
Thanks for screaming at me as I was going about my day. Women love having random men shouting at them in the street. Even better if you just follow us when we're alone and be vaguely threatening. Any woman who tells you any different is some tart who dismantles her vagina by pulling it apart for pics.

Love,
Jodie Exotic.

(How many middle aged women like being shouted at by strange men. She is demented, a liar and animal abuser)
 
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bluecups

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And there's more.....


I'm drunk and it's late and I fancy a school boy

He asked the 16 year olfd I snogged a few months ago if he wanted to be my new "F*ck buddy" and the 16 year old said "but I'm not quite as experienced as you!" (to me) and I said "it's ok, you can learn". Ha ha ha ha ha. In fact he is very cheeky and now that I know he is still at school (in sixth form) I want him even more fact, the 16 year old is now 17 so it's ok. My biggest fantasy in the whoel world EVER would be to get him to bunk off school in his uniform and to come over to my house! I can't think of anything more exciting. I just told gary that my birthday is coming up and that all I want for it is the 17 year old delivered to my door in his uniform and I am SERIOUS. Gary is his boss so he can demand that he work over-time. I will even pay him haha.
the only problem is that someone told me he was gay (but he didn't kiss like a gay man) but I think they just told me that because I fancied him and not them. I REALLY want the 17 year old in his uniform. It's the most exciting thought in the whole world. I would make him keep his blazer on and everything.

 
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TheRealGretchen

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This is NOT animal rescue. I thought at one point she might have come good. Then a few discrepancies regarding a kitten made me question what she was up to. The constant breeding of fowl, the addition of reptiles, other exotics, the filth of birds, pigs, equine kept together. A breeding ground for disease and once one gets a respiratory infection that will be all. And I’m birds that’s more than likely deadly

She’s not once shown the enclosures where the Skunk and Meerkat are housed. I’ve had Skunks previously and kits.They take A LOT of care and constant special diet (they’re at risk of diabetes as well as comas if not fed correctly), they dig and scratch and will eat anything they find, and they will find it. Shes lied about being sprayed every day. Skunks are usually four months old before this can happen and unless petrified (although probably likely) they don’t because it takes almost two weeks to ‘refill’.
The Meerkat should be in a huge enclosure. Not the small animal pet carrier shoved under the table of a pub. In a Mob with at least a dozen others.
‘Rescue’ by definition is to save from a dangerous or difficult situation.
Not waiting until an animal is old enough to leave it’s Mother.
 

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View attachment 1403624Can you imagine how hard Billy is laughing at this?
Another day another post from Jodie trying to make Billy jealous, she’s utterly pathetic and another hideous pair of boots. Isn’t it meant to really warm in London at the minute and she’s trotting around in those boots and that equally hideous coat. Edited to add isn’t that Elvis the most feminine looking Elvis and the wig reminds me of Kat slater.
 
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Diddikins

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I suppose they are jealous that people like me/Calum/Eton Road are being paid lots of money to be there and they aren't but hey - don't be jealous - strive to be there yourself one day! That's the way I see it. I've never been jealous of anyone in my life. If someone has something I want then I make it my goal to go out and get it. I don't hate on them because they've done well for themselves. Besides; what could a bunch of brainless kids from Rochester hate me for anyway? They don't even know me! Lets see....... "Oh I really hate her! She does all that stuff for animal rights!" or "God she's vile for giving all that money to Refuge!" or "Jeez, will you just shut up about bullying - let the kids hang themselves - don't try and stop them you slag!" I mean, come on now..... what is there to hate? Apart from how big-headed I am of course! It's jealousy and it's a shame. They should want to be better people, not take out their own bitterness and problems on others who are getting on with their lives.

This is one of my personal faves from back in the day. Could she sound more like David Brent?
 
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bluecups

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I'm menopausal right now and it's crazy that I can't remember why I've walked into a room or what I was talking about but I fucking remember that Jodie Marsh got fingered by Frankie Cocozza fifteen years ago 🤣 FUCK SAKE HAHA
 
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