Congratulations and thanks to @Miss LDN for the new #14 thread title, a neat summing-up of GOB’s recent output which consists mainly of ads for suits from a certain brand, while the Stellas (other £650+ clunky shoes are available) are constants to get her to 5 foot high.
Last thread #13 linked here https://tattle.life/threads/jo-good-13-hello-englands-gob-much-ado-about-everything.41615 …summary below:
GOB on the radio:
Claims to have 5.5 MILLION (!) listeners to her BBC Late Night Jo radio show. No mention of how she arrived at this ludicrous number, which is more than 8% of the UK population. Yes the show is now national but do we really think that many are tuning in to hear her cackle with her clique of mates as on-air contributors, and her same old radio stans (mainly from Sussex) who phone in and email?
“Oh my gosh” is the main exclamation, but now adding “I LOVE it!” and “It’s JOYOUS!!” all from the influencers' playbook.
Regular on-air mentions of “my You Tube channel” and “my social media”, namechecking her “@middleagedminx” handle. Many of her mates do this too, Tattlers suspect she asks them to, so she can avoid all the blame for the shameless self-promotion of her advertising platforms on the BBC.
GOB on her socials:
1970s modelling, stomping, twirling and turtle gurning
Copying younger, more successful vloggers
Up-nostril shots, the diameter and projection to rival both barrels of the Blackwall tunnel
Can’t speak to (caretaker) Sandra without patronisingly referring to her role and many tasks “she’s always hoovering and polishing”
Myrtle the English bulldog is not keen to walk. Anna Webb blamed Sandra for this saying that Sandra left the dog sitting next to her TV while kindly minding the dog during GOB’s illness
Almost every one of her Instagram posts is now an ad, usually for Theory
Bad eyebrow jobs and tiny £12 takeaway salads from Selfridges
Still shilling bog standard tacky influencer brands via aff links to “my community”, “thanks for supporting me”. She does F*** all for them despite promises of meet-ups that never happen.
Queen of Marylebone whose fave local hotel depends on who's giving freebies
An uncanny resemblance noted between Dave the Cabbie (as “Davine”) and Nadine Baggott
Sadly Jo’s dear 98 year old mother Mutti passed away. Jo took a couple of shifts off the radio but continued with much of her other work even before the funeral, explaining that is how she copes. Her brother is apparently still living at Mutti’s home and Myrtle is now left there more often for stays.
Stats:
A big win for Tattle, thread #13 has 110,000 views!
We broke our 100K before GOB. That means we have LOTS of lurkers, great to know you’re all out there!
At the start of thread #13:
Jo Good Tattle Wiki had 31K views, it now has 40.1K
MAM’s You Tube had 60K subs, it now has 66.6K
MAM's Instagram had 59.7K followers, it now has 71.9K
Please add anything I've missed.
Last thread #13 linked here https://tattle.life/threads/jo-good-13-hello-englands-gob-much-ado-about-everything.41615 …summary below:
GOB on the radio:
Claims to have 5.5 MILLION (!) listeners to her BBC Late Night Jo radio show. No mention of how she arrived at this ludicrous number, which is more than 8% of the UK population. Yes the show is now national but do we really think that many are tuning in to hear her cackle with her clique of mates as on-air contributors, and her same old radio stans (mainly from Sussex) who phone in and email?
“Oh my gosh” is the main exclamation, but now adding “I LOVE it!” and “It’s JOYOUS!!” all from the influencers' playbook.
Regular on-air mentions of “my You Tube channel” and “my social media”, namechecking her “@middleagedminx” handle. Many of her mates do this too, Tattlers suspect she asks them to, so she can avoid all the blame for the shameless self-promotion of her advertising platforms on the BBC.
GOB on her socials:
1970s modelling, stomping, twirling and turtle gurning
Copying younger, more successful vloggers
Up-nostril shots, the diameter and projection to rival both barrels of the Blackwall tunnel
Can’t speak to (caretaker) Sandra without patronisingly referring to her role and many tasks “she’s always hoovering and polishing”
Myrtle the English bulldog is not keen to walk. Anna Webb blamed Sandra for this saying that Sandra left the dog sitting next to her TV while kindly minding the dog during GOB’s illness
Almost every one of her Instagram posts is now an ad, usually for Theory
Bad eyebrow jobs and tiny £12 takeaway salads from Selfridges
Still shilling bog standard tacky influencer brands via aff links to “my community”, “thanks for supporting me”. She does F*** all for them despite promises of meet-ups that never happen.
Queen of Marylebone whose fave local hotel depends on who's giving freebies
An uncanny resemblance noted between Dave the Cabbie (as “Davine”) and Nadine Baggott
Sadly Jo’s dear 98 year old mother Mutti passed away. Jo took a couple of shifts off the radio but continued with much of her other work even before the funeral, explaining that is how she copes. Her brother is apparently still living at Mutti’s home and Myrtle is now left there more often for stays.
Stats:
A big win for Tattle, thread #13 has 110,000 views!
We broke our 100K before GOB. That means we have LOTS of lurkers, great to know you’re all out there!
At the start of thread #13:
Jo Good Tattle Wiki had 31K views, it now has 40.1K
MAM’s You Tube had 60K subs, it now has 66.6K
MAM's Instagram had 59.7K followers, it now has 71.9K
Please add anything I've missed.
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. It really grinds my gears.
. Whatever, never heard it pronounced like MAM says it.
those prices! boils my blood.