Jetsetgypsea

[Deeznutslol]

'Barcelona is the party city'
'They're lunatics the spanish go out everynight for beers and drinks and stuff'
'Its the spanish way maybe you're doing it wrong in the UK'

Erm, don't the Spanish famously look down on brits who come to Spain and get shitfaced every night

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Erm no. This is fucking embarrassing, Spainards do not go out on the piss every night this is not the ‘barcelona lifestyle’, this is the drunk english person in spain lifestyle.
This is what actual Spanish ppl think about rich guiris like Sam who come to Barcelona. Translation: she is a rich deluded foreigner claiming that barcelona is an affordable city to live in but in reality is just living in an extremely gentrified guiri version if it . The way she acts is fucking embarrassing, so many Spainards are struggling rn, the cost of living has gone up so much and employment is scarce here, they aint all going out to party every day, that’s just your rich guiri lifestyle Sam, feel free to talk about that but I beg you don’t speak for Spainards bc you look like a clown.

I just find her so cringe, she can’t even speak castellano let alone catalan yet she thinks she knows it all .

 

[Binkyboos]

Probably is tbh. I don’t know why people say this woman seems sweet, she seems like an absolute bunny boiler to me.

I agree! Had to unfollow months ago she’s unbearable!!! I defo think it’s over. You could tell she was obsessed with him. She can’t seem to keep any friends or boyfriends. She’s hitting 40 and don’t care about her looks she really needs to grow up.

 

[issavibe]

Tbh I think it’s more that she seems to only go out drinking with girls who are half her age, which isn’t bad in itself, but coupled with the fact she often shames older women who she sees as boring Karens, l think it just gives off bad vibes tbh

oh yeah well if that’s the case it’s totally wrong on her part, you can choose to go out 5 nights a week or go out twice a year and it’s all fine, I don’t like that she would shame “boring Karen’s”. Each to their own and all that.

 

[Lucylocket19]

That’s why I’m convinced it’s her sending the messages to herself. They’re all saying shit like ‘you deserve to be poor’ and ‘your furniture looks like it’s from a council house’, which is the exact sort of thing I’ve heard her use to insult other people with before… she’s extremely money orientated and has a very classist mindset!

Would not surprise me at all

Someone who is so intent on showing strangers for validation what a wonderful life she has makes me wonder “ do you “
I can’t imagine anything worse than my family being a bunch of twenty year olds I had just met this summer
Each to their own but her insta posts constant partying with people half her age isn’t something to brag about. I’d be embarrassed if that was my life

She wanted the family life with the original Alex she said she was the prefect house wife, did everything for him and his daughter. Maybe she’s just been hurt so bad she’s like a fella having a mid life crisis

 

[truffletrot]

Oh my god, the video she uploaded asking him questions, like has he ever had sex in his car. What is this shit. Someone please tell me.

 

[Deeznutslol]

Isn’t she very near to middle age? She’s 39 non?

Yes but she tells everyone she has just turned 37 and she hasn’t produced any offspring, so in her mind she’s still 21

 

[Luckyslife89]

She’s absolutely unbearable. This whole I’m happier than ever crap is paper thin.

 

[Deeznutslol]

More compulsive lying from old jetset “I’m vegetarian”!! Next video: scranning fried fish

Also, maybe check your captions before uploading videos with homophobic slurs in them??!!

 

[Bouquet23]

Shut the fuck up with the ‘Honey boo’. So patronising.

 

[Deeznutslol]

I’m sensing a rushed engagement isn’t far off… end of the year at the very latest.

What makes you say that? Do you have some more insider tea

 

[Deeznutslol]

She’s currently on live talking about……………. Do I even need to say?

 

[Lucylocket19]

I noticed in her story the other day she went to kiss him and he sort of looked away

 

[Deeznutslol]

This is so not the flex she thinks it is. This hypothetical girl has just mugged you right off by sleeping with your fella, she clearly has zero respect for you already, why would she care about you slagging her insta pics in a group chat


Old Ana Laura is still living in her head rent free then I guess

 

[Bec_123]

No words

 

[Deeznutslol]

Finally caught one of her lives and jfc she has a coldsore and looks / sounds like she needs about 2 solid weeks worth of sleep

 

[JustWonderingIf]

Hahahah “cyberstalking”. Looking at someone’s public instagram is not “stalking” or illegal, Sam.
I’ll tell you what IS illegal though, what you did, which was threaten to hunt down and find our IP addresses so you could expose our identities!!
That’s called doxing.
But yeah, if you enjoy pretending that a few people having a scroll through your old posts to see all the bile you used to spew about fat people, poor people and those you deemed ugly, is stalking then go ahead lol.

Now, if you’re done “aDdReSsInG tHe TrOlLs” then maybe it’s time to stop arrogantly googling yourself and obsessively reading our posts here. Tattle literally isn’t for you. The whole purpose of this site is to allow people to discuss the actions of celebs and influencers AWAY from their feeds so that they don’t end up getting harassed.

Notice she didn't screenshot or respond to my last comment where I spelled out why people don't like.

She hasn't refuted the part I said she takes piss out of people she percieves as ugly while praises 'beautiful' skinny people

Nor has she refuted she views women who aren't skinny or don't have as much money as some how lesser than her

Not so responsive now Sam eh? Is it because you don't want all the women supporting you that you're the real mean girl?

If you were abused that's very sad. But it doesn't excuse your vile shallow attitudes about other women.

 

[Beachbabe]

Her poses are always the same when she’s with a man. Always head down

 

[JustWonderingIf]

I mean, referring to yourself as a hot ‘girl’ at her age is a bit embarrassing.

I think her birthday is this month...funny she isn't mentioning it

Doesn't want people to know she's the BIG FOUR ZERO.

 

[Iddiebiddie]

Or why she pretends she’s never had Botox when I know for a fact she has! Why lie, it’s not a bad thing?! I think she’s beautiful either way, just own it.

 

[Deeznutslol]

Its really sad that the pinnacle of her life seems to be being a door picker at a club in London.
She devoted most her tumblr page to it a decade ago and now still refers back to that time fairly often.
Its obvious she loved judging other people appearance and deciding if they were good enough to be let in.
But I do think its all to be taken with a pinch of salt.

Sam has 2 linkedin pages one on uk linked in and one on spanish linked in. The spanish one is the latest one.
The newer spanish one reflects the life she talks about now working as a door manager in London nightclubs, worked in events for Univeral Music, signed with ford models etc
It says she got a degree in classical civilisations and philosophy at Kings College London.
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Now the older UK linked in is far more mundane she only lists 3 jobs neither of which are mentioned on her spanish linked in. They are just marketing jobs both of which she only had short term.
Her degree is in a different subject and from an entirely different institution than the one mentioned on the spanish linkedin. Its says she obtained a 1st class in Classics and Philosophy at Queen Mary University between 2005 - 2008.
Her other linkedin lists her as attending kings college 2002-2006. Not possible to be doing both.
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Oh and the Caistor grammar she lists is not a private school like she has implied she attended its a state school, though it is selective.
Its just outside of grimsby so ties in with her growing up in Cleethorpes.

Yeah that paragraph about working in the nightclub was one of the nastiest ones on there imo.
And wtf? So she is lying about which uni she went to and then baiting herself out with her second linkedin page this is getting weirder and weirder