Jessontheplussize #34 Dinner, dinner, double-portion dinner, dinner.. BatJess!

[Diddikins]

I know she’s not obliged to but could she not have a done a giveaway with those free sunglasses? She bought herself two new pairs when they went to Portugal, she bought herself the big pair of Gucci ones (that make her look like Dennis Taylor) earlier in the year so add that to the two pairs of Quay sunglasses she already has, does she really need two more pairs of sunglasses?

This is what disappoints me with Jess. Just the excessive greed.

 

[honey&lemon]

I think she’s really pretty

She is. And I really think she’s stunning when she has her make up done properly. I loved following her when she was a size 22.

I contribute to her tattle thread now because since she stopped working, she’s become lazy, entitled and a sell out. She’s gluttonous now and that pisses me off as she’s being the stereotypical fatty. And she is putting on weight at a dangerous pace and it’s clear to see the impact its having on her

but she’s not an ugly cunt

 

[Rnttfl]

They’re not even black or dresses

Or little

 

[Crazymum]

Jesus Christ

 

[Potatopatato]

How do you break your tooth on a waffle??

Probably punched herself in the mouth. I can imagine her trying to cram it in so fast she hadn't actually opened her mouth yet.

 

[HanHan.]

So been on my holidays since Sunday and haven’t been on as I didn’t think I’d miss much (plus I’m not paying for WiFi on the cruise ship). So to recap
She had a new collection that was *checks notes* the best eva.
changed the doors from matching to mis-matching.
Apparently she’s just noticed she has a red face, and hasn’t put 1&1 together and come up with it likely being her recent face medication, but may be a food intolerance. (Definitely those salads)
She goes on another holiday, which is part surprise holiday part photo shoot? So did she book it to surprise her mother or to do her photo shoot? Please make it make sense!
Also, talking about a red face, yet doesn’t appear to have put sun cream on
I’m logging off again now for a few days and can’t wait to see what shit show happens whilst I’m holidaying.
just to add - I can book my holidays with no real notice as my line manager is amazing! Don’t hate the player, hate the game! #leavegate

 

[HarlettOScara]

Those doors do not suit that hallway. The old ones looked much better. Wonder why they changed them?

 

[whatistheT]

As a fat person I’m offended that is what she thinks I want

 

[Lurkeryaar]

Messing up pizza in her expensive ooni, still dancing in the kitchen like a looney

 

[Furnessian]

I get going to the same place to guarantee your holiday is good if you only get one holiday a year and it costs you a decent chunk of your income. A lot of people’s money is too hard earned to risk a new destination.

But Jess can afford to go several times a year, if not more, and still chooses the same place. That’s just odd.

 

[Sofa spud]

Hi is that dominoes? How much for 20 pizzas without boxes

 

[Rnttfl]

Little Black dress collection..consisting of only 1 LBD

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Cone on, who was it that asked this

 

[LittleMissOnions]

Those allergy tests are £194, use her code and it takes it down to an amazing £181! No wonder she’s not enthusiastic about selling it on, can’t be making more than pennies.

As for intolerances, try a healthy diet to start Jess before spending money and looking at cutting stuff out.

 

[Diddikins]

It’s ok. She’s bought an expensive treadmill and is doing an at home intolerance test. Combined, those will solve all of her problems.

 

[Jem1975]

Crying watching it again the spatula even has flames on it

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

If its home wear she's doing, I hope she brings out something like this beauty

 

[Loobloo]

Poor Mili’s view when she’s on top

Can't imagine him putting much of a shift in himself.

 

[Dont swipe up!]

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What even is this look

When you got work in the morning with the blouse
Netball at lunch with girls
And night out with work with the shoes this is the outfit you would wear

 

[Tiny-T]

I'd eat that on holiday. Anything goes. "Fuck it I'm on holiday" Churros for breakfast? Why not. Chips at 10am? Go on then. Crisps before tea? Sure. Bet the skinny people don't get judged

It’s got nothing to do with being fat or thin. It’s to do with being a gluttonous fuck and then whinging about it. Crying on about her skin, whinging about how down and exhausted she feels. The lass can’t put on a pair of shoes but thinks she’s intolerant to something. No Jess it’s because you’re consuming a bag of sugar for your breakfast. Give it a couple of months there’ll be crying stories saying she’s a diabetic and she’ll start documenting her “journey”.