Jessontheplussize #15 Twenty four slash twenty six, you can always add a belt to the mix

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Jessontheplussize #16 - could go down a size or more, ITS has made her such a bore

 

[Chip1984]

She was holding a chip whilst talking to her friend and a man walking past said "mind your fingers " she went on about it for ages and you could see it knocked her

To be fair, he was a dickhead. Fucking hate men who think it's ok to pass comments to women about their bodies. I would have thrown my drink at the wanker.

 

[Scragbags]

OK let's keep it civil

-passes round the corned beef of peace-

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Yeah, DS has flushed a lot of money down the toilet by gifting people hideous outfits that never see the light of day again…

Exhibit A…

 

[Kingdonkey]

Hi guyzzzz happy ( insert day ) I've been up for hours ( doing admin, cleaning my shit hole of a house, designing 90s ugly clothes) gonna put a face on as I'm ( going on the piss, eating shit , round me mams to drink)
(45 mins later) ' Who is she, she's beautiful '

 

[Missbeebee]

Shell buy a shade up and down and mix them. So double the amount g of make up and double the cash spent on it.... ok seems legit just buy the right shade. Shes a total melt. She should use her insta fame/cash to see a colour consultant. Will help her with her appalling dress sense too.

I could have shaded down

 

[nothanksbabes]

They look like a pair of glamorous fat pensioners on a cruise.

 

[GiftedNotFree]

and grunge it up with that belt with chains on

I hate that belt. She looks like a janitor for an Iron Maiden concert or something.

 

[Smoke_and_Mirrors]

That is pure Bon Marche!

 

[Tastygirl]

It really irritates me and I think cheapens (<<word??!) the clothes when the inside of a patterned dress is white. Anyone else know what I mean? Or am I just a funny fuck?

 

[Kingdonkey]

Why hasn't she ' designed ' the boots she wants?? She has great power and influence at In the Style u know.... for her Collekshun

 

[AuntieSocial]

Jess has ordered 4 coats from ASOS for her latest haul. We can look forward to her saying she could have sized down when she can’t fasten any of them up.

 

[Furnessian]

THE belt has made it into a MI COLLEK-SHUN shoot.

Round of applause for the belt, everyone

 

[nothanksbabes]

I haven't watched all of it but this haul, whether you like the coats or not, is the old Jess and really fun to watch. She's so warm and likeable when she's giving her honest opinions and not flogging ITS shite.

 

[Furnessian]

The black strappy dress with a t shirt underneath is exactly what I would have worn for a night out circa 1994. Looked shit then too.

 

[Louby@21]

I don’t actually have a problem in people mentioning periods, it’s a very normal part of in our lives. It can affect our moods, our health, appearance of our body etc

I’m approaching peri menopause and seeing people on social media talk about it has meant I’ve learnt so much more than I knew.

 

[Annie65]

Every single haul is just a repeat of the previous one :

I got this in a size 26, it’s a little on the big side so I could have sized down on this one
You can style it with a belt to singe in that waist
I have added some nice heels ( insert those white awful sandals she wears with everything)
You can wear it with these or with boots and a denim jacket to grunge it up
You can wear this with boots and a leather jacket for casual wear
It’s a nice jersey material, it’s soft and stretchy
It’s ribbed ( for your pleasure ) it wasn’t funny the first time Jess
The top is long so it covers the tummy area and bum ( yes we can see that, we don’t need commentary for that )

Not to mention those awful box step stances she does as well, awkward as fuck
Omg it’s so hot, I’m sweating ….

What the fucks is this ????
She can’t dress herself for shit

 

[They See Me Trolling...]

Tell us you read tattle without telling us your read tattle

 

[areyouokhunz]

Some one pointed out on Poppy’s thread that DS hates fast fashion but hires Jess who has a new collection every 10 mins

 

[Whateverrr]

I’ll be honest, if I was Jess I would not give a shit about whether I was on the website more or if that guy complimented my collekshuns. I’d keep turning up to pick colours for the same tops and dresses each time and collect my pay cheque. He’s using her and she using him.