Jess Ranger

[jojo911]

Thank you! Didn’t wanna derail the Jayde thread!
I’ve always had the feeling Jess has mean girl vibes around her.
Everything she does seems so forced - Even down to addressing people as “dears” She’s so young to be saying hi dears/hello dear!
I wonder if Jayde stopped associating due to her covid conspiracy theories? I’m sure alot of brands will stop working with her due to this

 

[queencoco]

Not another content baby!

 

[justforfun93]

A year later but just came across this friend, I have a friend who used to work with Keaton when it was early days.
She wears the trousers but he is no angel for sure!

Spill the tea on Keaton

 

[Curlywhirly23]

The car seat thing - Keaton is a fireman isn’t he!? Surely he knows about how important it is to keep a child rear facing especially as young as Marnie. I honestly don’t understand parents like her, gets on her high horse about screen time, eco this, vegan that and whatever other crap she spouts but as soon as Marnie turns 15 months she’s forward facing, there is absolutely no need for it.

 

[Esme]

Definitely a mean girl. She gives off the “I’m better than you” vibe too. I don’t see what she thinks we’d all envy! She’s so unbelievably boring and a lot of what she puts out just seems immature and misguided.

I’d love to know too, I’m not sure when it occurred to be honest. Jayde seems really clued in so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was the Covid denier stuff. I think Jess likes to think she’s super clever about it but actually I think it shows how uneducated and naive she is. Just because some twat on social media is spouting rubbish doesn’t mean it’s true. A lot of the things she shared, I’ve looked at and the accounts always look dodgy as hell. I wonder if she gets her children vaccinated against things that have only been eradicated because of vaccines. She’s probably one of those parents who won’t get the flu vaccine done for Taylor because “she trusts that his immune system is up to it” she’s just a silly little girl.

Jess doesn’t seem to have any friends? Never does anything except with Keaton and the children? Doesn’t even seem to have strong family ties, never seen her mention parents or siblings. And despite her belief Covid is a hoax, she only had cousins at Taylor’s 3rd birthday party which seemed really telling. It’s not like she was limiting contact and keeping their social circle small, it seems that the cousins were the only children they had to invite. And considering she’s had a second baby, it doesn’t seem that Taylor ever does anything like go out with a family member to give her a break or him something that’s just his. It just seems it’s them 4 and that’s it

 

[lillylovestea]

has she asked herself this question lool

100% she did! It’s the way her answer is so patronising as well, like don’t we all wish we could post when we feel like it and get paid to do so and oh yeah, get free stuff sent to us that we can sell on Depop but unfortunately we don’t all have that luxury Jess. Imagine being that entitled to be putting down essentially all these other successful influencers because you’re too lazy and think so much of yourself. At least with them they’re grateful that they could do that for a job, that’s why they actually work and the put effort in. She calls it being a slave but actually I see it as people realising they’ve got a good thing going and not everyone has the luxury of being an influencer so they continue to create content for their followers. When I see her account she gives me the vibe that we should be grateful for following her and not that she’s grateful for her followers and there support. She literally has nothing going for her account so she wouldn’t be a slave to the app because her life is so boring that she wouldn’t have things to even post. Like she literally gives nothing no fashion, makeup or hair content, like what? Honestly if she didn’t have her kids I think she would lose so many more followers because she would have literally nothing to talk about!

Sorry for the paragraph just the audacity when she seems like she has been handed everything. Even her followers were mainly because of Jayde’s YouTube!

 

[Esme]

Thank you for making the thread! Looking forward to discussing the lovely person that is Jess aka lettuce head

 

[Halliestar]

Get ready with me - takes rollers out of hair, poses and video ends. That’s really a GRWM Jess

 

[Esme]

Lucky her being the only one to look after her kids.. most of us don’t have that luxury and have to actually… WORK!

She’s such an oddball. There’s nothing wrong with having help whether that’s from family, friends or using childcare so you can work. It’s hardly like her kids seem to have much fun either. She only ever seems to drag the baby round b&m or Aldi, not seen her do anything like baby groups, sensory sessions, not even play dates at home or going to the park. Taylor doesn’t seem to have any friends, they seem very isolated and lonely aside from her mum and Keaton’s.

 

[Kearnah]

Jess is so boring. Doesn’t she get bored going from the house to supermarket and that’s all.

Literally she's so boring. It's just her and the kids everyday, her content isn't even fun,its like watching paint dry

 

[Pinkgrind]

Poor Marnie is in her Christmas clothes, proof her mum just keeps them cooped up at home.

I also wear my comfy Xmas bottoms at home 🥹

 

[Esme]

Does she not send taylor to nursery/preschool!?

No wonder the poor kid is bored and wants to play all the time and then she blames the ipad for that?

He really needs to be around kids his own age and learn to socialise properly.

No he doesn’t go and we’ve spoken about her not doing anything for her children before. They only seem to go b&m or Aldi. Sometimes a shopping centre but that’s it. She’s never taken them to a park or soft play, no play dates, no friends, nothing.

They are incredibly isolated. Poor boy is likely bored like you say. If I take my daughter to the park, and there are other children she is desperate to join in with them. It’s natural and normal for children to gravitate towards others, and I don’t understand why she is holding Taylor back by not having him socialise. She herself only seems to see her mum or her nail lady.

 

[Esme]

I definitely think she’s thinks a lot of herself! Like imagine going into a travel M&S and posing in the sweet corner thinking you’re cool but then imagine asking your mum to take photos so you can upload x3 to the grid because you’re so cool she literally makes my arsehole want to shrivel up and die. She looks ridiculous!

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[queencoco]

I meant to add this when we had the birthday chat. She has far too much time on her hands
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She actually went out! Although having checked it looks like the mum to be is married to someone who is friends with Keaton
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I see she hasn’t included what she wrote on the advice part…hopefully “make sure you socialise your children unlike me ”
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I don’t know what’s worse, the patchy tan or the fact she’s drinking this with a fucking strawberry like she thinks she’s a fancy bitch

really irks me how she refers to herself as “Jess Ranger” like when she announced her pregnancy it was like “Jess Ranger is pregnant” like it was a breaking news story hahaha

 

[lillylovestea]

She needs to get out more. What an absolute drama over nothing with the colour of the balloons 🥱
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What I didn’t understand was if you “love making it perfect for your babies” then why leave it till the last minute. She literally said a few stories before that, that she left it late but Jess what else do you do apart from keep your kids indoors

 

[jojo911]

Interesting. Jayde still follows Keaton and Keaton still follows Jayde.
I’d love to know what the drama was/is?
Anybody know?

 

[Esme]

I just looked back - this was august 17th. I still think he started in September and she’s pretending he started in January because she knows how bad and lazy it looks on her. I bet that’s why she’s been quieter and she’s made this decision about not showing her children’s faces. I bet parents at nursery knew who they were or something

 

[Esme]

She needs to get out more. What an absolute drama over nothing with the colour of the balloons 🥱

 

[Pinkgrind]

My little boy is 10 days older than Taylor and he starts nursery at a primary school in September, tbh I really do not want him going but that selfish and just because I’ll miss him but he’s going.. I don’t know how Taylor isn’t by law it’s not till they turn 5 but I worry they’d be behind if they didn’t start when all the others do..

At 3 kids need the socialising and interaction 100% they are so energetic and are soaking everything in at that age. A few hours at preschool a day would see him thriving and developing so much socially/emotionally.

 

[Esme]

Keatons a good looking guy but he seems a very dull boring person. I mean he must be to be with Jess

She’ll call you a lettuce head for going after him

he always seems miserable, never happy or smiling but she also seems similar so they probably suit each other