Jess Ranger

[lillylovestea]

Omg finally a thread about Jess, I thought I was the only one who found her so annoying!
Shes very fake. Before this new house she used to live on the same road as my boyfriend and god was that a awful road, literally we hated it so much. It was defo Keaton’s mums house thats why she only showed there bedroom mostly on her insta and also she kept going on about space to justify why she was selling all her gifted stuff but always failed to mention that they’ve moved in with his mum which I’m 95% sure is a council house (nothing wrong with that but of course rent and everything’s cheaper) then I noticed she always would take pictures for her feed about 5 minutes away where all the nice new builds are. Also the park she used to take taylor too is literally directly opposite that house. Another thing she fails to mention is that nice new bmw they “drive” used to always be parked on there driveway whilst they always used there older car which was a Vauxhall. Nothing wrong with that but her story a few weeks ago pissed me off when her dad came to jump start her car and she wrote “I always forget old cars don’t switch off themselves”Funny how these things are never mentioned on her boring stories!

 

[PeonyBlush]

Just came across this thread whilst I’m still awake due to insomnia so thought I’d add my two cents in

Jess is originally from Rugby, the same town that Kayla Morris is also from. She used to go to the same high school as some of my family members who still live in the same town. She is still friends with her high school friends but she doesn’t show them much or spend that much time with them these days. She was also very popular in high school (because she was pretty and her friendship group were the popular group) and had a few boyfriends in her teen years/after high school years. I don’t recall my cousins saying she was a mean girl, I think she kept herself to herself and was a bit stuck up but that’s it. I don’t remember how on Earth she became friends with Jayde though? But none of her OG friends like Jayde at all.

 

[xx3221]

They have really cute babies. That’s really about it. Jess seems boring with no personality, Keaton does too. Maybe that’s why they work..

 

[lillylovestea]

Is it just me or any time someone says something about her on here she does a story that day or next day about things that are said

 

[Pinkii]

Is it just me or any time someone says something about her on here she does a story that day or next day about things that are said

yep i’ve noticed that, what a convenient time to do a q&a to answer all the stuff discussed here

 

[Esme]

She loves reading here not seen the q&a as I got so bored of the stories beforehand I skipped past. I can’t believe all the comments here in the last day, but I’m not really surprised. She certainly seems the type to portray a certain lifestyle just for the gram.

Not sure if anybody else is a parent/baby wearer but Marnie in the carrier is just wrong and she tagged the brand I sometimes wonder what these brands think when accounts clearly haven’t read up on how to use their items or the safety guidelines.

 

[muchacho]

Omg I never knew there was a Jess thread! I used to really like her but as said above she is definitely very boring now and I also don’t understand how she seems to have so much money to spend on ridiculous things? I remember once she posted about her hair costing over £500?? Like I know she does ads and stuff but I don’t know how she can be that successful when she has no content lol and yes definitely weirdly obsessed with Keaton, I can only imagine if they were to ever split up but obviously that would NEVER happen

 

[lillylovestea]

She loves reading here not seen the q&a as I got so bored of the stories beforehand I skipped past. I can’t believe all the comments here in the last day, but I’m not really surprised. She certainly seems the type to portray a certain lifestyle just for the gram.

Not sure if anybody else is a parent/baby wearer but Marnie in the carrier is just wrong and she tagged the brand I sometimes wonder what these brands think when accounts clearly haven’t read up on how to use their items or the safety guidelines.

Literally mentions cars and stuff like I said and also wanting to take the babies out so much more which was said above couldn’t be more obvious that she reads here

Omg I never knew there was a Jess thread! I used to really like her but as said above she is definitely very boring now and I also don’t understand how she seems to have so much money to spend on ridiculous things? I remember once she posted about her hair costing over £500?? Like I know she does ads and stuff but I don’t know how she can be that successful when she has no content lol and yes definitely weirdly obsessed with Keaton, I can only imagine if they were to ever split up but obviously that would NEVER happen

I thought that too! Her ads are so random it seems like she just takes any job that anyone gives her and not specific to her brand

 

[sassylash]

I don’t remember how on Earth she became friends with Jayde though? But none of her OG friends like Jayde at all.

i think they went to do beauty therapy together at the same college!
crazy thing is i liked jayde and jess’ old friendship it was cute. but Jess is too boring. she’s sooo.. vanilla.

. It was defo Keaton’s mums house thats why she only showed there bedroom mostly on her insta and also she kept going on about space to justify why she was selling all her gifted stuff but always failed to mention that they’ve moved in with his mum which I’m 95% sure is a council house (nothing wrong with that but of course rent and everything’s cheaper) then I noticed she always would take pictures for her feed about 5 minutes away where all the nice new builds

OMG!!! Makes sense she only used to post the bedroom and take stupid pictures in car parks oh influencers live the life of lies!!!

 

[Esme]

I skimmed the q&a stories because boring but what I gathered was they ordered a car last July that they’re still waiting for?! Ok I know there are delays but 7 months?

She says she has to wait for Keaton to be off work to use his car…so when have we EVER seen them do anything? We haven’t They’re on a new build development it looks like, so there’d definitely be a green and a playground that they’d be paying to keep maintained. She claims she loves to walk…so walk to groups, play dates, soft play, etc. I’m sorry but baby and toddler groups are run out of everywhere - churches, village halls, schools, childrens centres, libraries. She can take Marnie to Aldi and b&m almost daily so she can walk to something for the children.

She was moaning yesterday Marnie wasn’t napping - so either go for a walk or get out in the garden, that they have never shown or used, and try that instead.

She definitely doesn’t spend £500 on her hair nowadays she did stories the other day straightening her hair claiming she last had it done 5 months ago and she’s been “maintaining” it herself at home since. From other comments it definitely appears to be a lot of faking it going on to look more successful than she is.

 

[lillylovestea]

I skimmed the q&a stories because boring but what I gathered was they ordered a car last July that they’re still waiting for?! Ok I know there are delays but 7 months?

She says she has to wait for Keaton to be off work to use his car…so when have we EVER seen them do anything? We haven’t They’re on a new build development it looks like, so there’d definitely be a green and a playground that they’d be paying to keep maintained. She claims she loves to walk…so walk to groups, play dates, soft play, etc. I’m sorry but baby and toddler groups are run out of everywhere - churches, village halls, schools, childrens centres, libraries. She can take Marnie to Aldi and b&m almost daily so she can walk to something for the children.

She was moaning yesterday Marnie wasn’t napping - so either go for a walk or get out in the garden, that they have never shown or used, and try that instead.

She definitely doesn’t spend £500 on her hair nowadays she did stories the other day straightening her hair claiming she last had it done 5 months ago and she’s been “maintaining” it herself at home since. From other comments it definitely appears to be a lot of faking it going on to look more successful than she is.

What I always thought was weird is that she travels an hour back to Bedford to get her nails done by absolutebeautysalon but doesn’t take her babies to soft play. There’s literally one in Bedford 5 minutes from where they used to live.

Even the stories today about the screen time. she always makes a comment where she comes across like she thinks she’s better than everyone else. The stories yesterday were so obvious she read this thread because she kept saying about Volkswagen but then after that she said I wish I just went for bmw because I know they’re better cars

Didn’t she used to get her hair done from her friend Aaron? So not sure about that £500 on her hair

 

[Esme]

What I always thought was weird is that she travels an hour back to Bedford to get her nails done by absolutebeautysalon but doesn’t take her babies to soft play. There’s literally one in Bedford 5 minutes from where they used to live.

Even the stories today about the screen time. she always makes a comment where she comes across like she thinks she’s better than everyone else. The stories yesterday were so obvious she read this thread because she kept saying about Volkswagen but then after that she said I wish I just went for bmw because I know they’re better cars

Didn’t she used to get her hair done from her friend Aaron? So not sure about that £500 on her hair

Because she’s an absolute idiot. Of course you’d take your babies and do something fun. It’s all just excuses. She’s either lazy, doesn’t care or literally can’t do anything without Keaton tied to her so she’s using the needing his car when he’s off work as her backup excuse. It’s so sad really. Her children would love it.

Haha, she just knows what we say here is true and is trying to pull the wool over our eyes. I doubt they could afford a bmw alongside whatever Keaton has - which is why they were getting a VW

100% she’s never paid £500 for her hair. I bet Jayde did and Jess was envious so decided to say the same thing. She seems like the type. You know when you’re in high school and someone copied your clothes, your bag, your nails, your hairstyle, and you’d be so mad Jess still does it now 15 years later.

I’m sorry but how can you say I’m not doing talking stories today because of the situation in Ukraine….and proceed to continue doing talking stories for ages? You can see she literally added at least 12 more after she said it She looks really upset and like she really cares

 

[lillylovestea]

Its really sad for the children like she was so boring before them and kept saying how this is what she was meant to be. So you would think she would be an excellent mum. Then every time she does go out it’s all about the pics for the gram so she looks like she takes them out

100% she’s the sort to copy Jayde. I remember a story last year where she was moaning about getting a ticket in London and how if she took the bmw she wouldn’t have got one. It was because she went in a red area in central and posted the fine on her story. She must have got a lot of hate because she was clearly in the wrong and said “I don’t care if I’m not supposed to be somewhere it should be clearly marked” which it clearly was. Obviously she got a lot of replies saying she was in the wrong because she instantly changed the subject on her stories saying “yes Jayde if you’re watching this I did steal your necklace someone let her take it” then was going on a bout that for a while.

I don’t know what it is about her she always seems so stuck up like the way she responds to messages with “dear” or posts her own tweets on insta like shes some wise person even the Ukraine stories yesterday. How did she manage to make a sad horrible thing going on in about her. Instantly twists everything so it’s about her. Not sure what’s more annoying her boring personality or her monotone voice

 

[Esme]

Did anyone see her weird AF ad for Emma? She did a slut drop in it imagine giving your mum a free mattress for Mother’s Day
She’s so strange!

Also I guess now she’s been paid for that crappy nail machine, she’s been to going to the nail salon even though she “doesn’t have time with Marnie and that’s why she got the machine and did the ad”

 

[lillylovestea]

Did anyone see her weird AF ad for Emma? She did a slut drop in it imagine giving your mum a free mattress for Mother’s Day
She’s so strange!
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Literally all her ads have nothing to do with her brand it seems like she accepts everything for the money and any stuff she gets gifted she sells! I also noticed she tends to write ‘gifted’ or ‘ad’ in a small font and a colour which blends in so it’s hard to see. Apart from her recent ad she always writes ad at the end so you have to press the … to see it is one. That’s not allowed it should be the first thing before the caption so it’s not misled.

She acts really strange, I always think her stories and comments always come across as condescending like she thinks her and her family are above everyone else.

 

[Esme]

I definitely think she’s thinks a lot of herself! Like imagine going into a travel M&S and posing in the sweet corner thinking you’re cool but then imagine asking your mum to take photos so you can upload x3 to the grid because you’re so cool she literally makes my hole want to shrivel up and die. She looks ridiculous!

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[lillylovestea]

I definitely think she’s thinks a lot of herself! Like imagine going into a travel M&S and posing in the sweet corner thinking you’re cool but then imagine asking your mum to take photos so you can upload x3 to the grid because you’re so cool she literally makes my hole want to shrivel up and die. She looks ridiculous!

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! Her outfit doesn’t even look nice either, it doesn’t flatter her at all. Bet she wouldn’t do that in lidl lool. All she ever talks about now is M&S or Waitrose like yes Jess we get it you’ve moved up in the world

Watch we’ll see a story about Lidl tomorrow

 

[Pinkii]

Does she not send taylor to nursery/preschool!?

No wonder the poor kid is bored and wants to play all the time and then she blames the ipad for that?

He really needs to be around kids his own age and learn to socialise properly.

 

[Esme]

Does she not send taylor to nursery/preschool!?

No wonder the poor kid is bored and wants to play all the time and then she blames the ipad for that?

He really needs to be around kids his own age and learn to socialise properly.

No he doesn’t go and we’ve spoken about her not doing anything for her children before. They only seem to go b&m or Aldi. Sometimes a shopping centre but that’s it. She’s never taken them to a park or soft play, no play dates, no friends, nothing.

They are incredibly isolated. Poor boy is likely bored like you say. If I take my daughter to the park, and there are other children she is desperate to join in with them. It’s natural and normal for children to gravitate towards others, and I don’t understand why she is holding Taylor back by not having him socialise. She herself only seems to see her mum or her nail lady.

 

[Pinkii]

What an incredibly sad life they have… what’s the point in all of it if you don’t put your kids needs first?

Thats made me really sad for Taylor.