Jay Slater teen missing in Tenerife

[Brian Butterfield]

What do people think has happened to him?

I think it's probably exactly as a previous poster said, he got off his chops at this rave, went to an after-party with randoms, started coming down and wanted to get the fuck back to his hotel. Not being of right mind, he got lost/fell/collapsed from dehydration and succumbed to the elements.

 

[krispykreme]

This was my thought last night. Used to live in Tenerife for 10 years and the morrocans deal drugs for the Russians over there they own most of the houses and land in the mountains, they frequently have parties up there they are known to torture brits that are alone or seem valuable to them at one point there was all sorts of rumours they were trafficking people to harvest their organs, man and wife went missing over there in may this year Laura trappaniers and her husband Marc he’s still missing and she washed up on the beach with a bag over her head and decapitated just doesn’t get shown on the uk news not really shocked by this case tbh

i hope this doesn’t come across wrong, but in the nicest way, how could someone wash up on a beach with a bag over her head but also be decapitated?

 

[Tabitha D]

Some comments from Twitter / X about the sheer lunacy of the Facebook page.

 

[Sundaytwelve]

These posters all have two brain cells fighting for second place. Christ on a bike

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Some comments from Twitter / X about the sheer lunacy of the Facebook page.
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I have a springer spaniel who can find an abandoned tennis ball in a field. Is it worth me going over with her to try, just in case he has a tennis ball with him?

 

[Leo100]

Surely this is a troll from the theory fb page

 

[Jenmojito]

oh my days........

 

[CariettaWhite]

oh my days........

Headline two days later - “RESCUERS FAILED TO HEAR MISSING BOY CALLING FOR HELP DUE TO CAR HORNS”

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Might sound stupid MIGHT??

 

[Brian Butterfield]

 

[Princesst]

Someone said Bear Grylls needs to be contacted . I imagined it like the Gazza- Raul Moat situation just randomly turning up in Tenerife with a bottle of his own wee and a dead snake round his neck for later …. WTF is Bear Grylls going to do??!

 

[Squittel]

I wish everyone in that Jay Slater Facebook group would also go missing.

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I for one cannot believe that Ronaldo is doing nothing about this.

 

[Jcocf5]

STOP

 

[gigilouxx]

Serious if I go missing and the cast of JobCentre: The Musical start tryna find me I’ll just make myself even more missing

 

[Luce0331]

Sorry if this has been posted but I saw it on X and had a giggle

 

[gigilouxx]

Have they tried sending in Paul Gasgoigne with a crate of Stella and a chicken?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Is anyone else terrified of going missing now? Not of the possibility of being kidnapped part but having a Facebook group made about you.

 

[Brian Butterfield]

We are all John Jones.

 

[Redgirl81]

 

[InTheDollsHouse]

Very mysterious. Maybe he’s on a massive 4 day bender in someone’s house.

Imagine coming down from that and having no idea that half of facebook Tenerife are looking for you