Jay Slater #14

[charlied0106]

I cannot make up my mind about the mother. Her comments along the lines of "kids will be kids" (I am paraphrasing) when told of the toxicology results showing cocaine etc. did not seem as though she was shocked. That portion played out as a reconstruction for the camera so I am not sure if her real reaction was thus.

Excellent post.

The cocaine part would come as no surprise considering there were empty drugs bags left on people's graves surrounding Jay's after his spectacle of a funeral. His skanky mates couldn't even wait till he was in the ground before sniffing the gear.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Apparently one of the witnesses has now been located and the Inquest ia taking a short break:

Also, looks like the Rolex rumour was true :

“The inquest has heard this morning Jay sent a message to Josh in which he said: "Ended up getting thrown out with two Mali kids, just took an AP [expensive watch strap] off somebody and was on the way to sell it," reports LancsLive.”

Crazy!

Debs has blue nails to coordinate with her outfit

Never misses an opportunity for a manicure

 

[Brummiebird]

I want one I’d display it next to my Rolex and kettle

It would be great for having a salad.

 

[Jusa]

I wish they'd interviewed Lucy and Brad for the programme, so we could have heard why Lucy immediately started the GoFundme when Jay went missing

 

[GlitterFluff]

Jeremy Vine reading out the Autoglass Repair comment on tv

Noooo this has set me off again and I've woken the dog up

Lads, this is has hands down been one of the best threads on Tattle. Absolutely legendary

 

[emilylpl]

Yay! We have !
The bloon business is going to be happy too. Expect more Justice for Jay rallies. Are we getting a Tattler coach trip together!?

Road trip. Can we stop off at Belfast too? I’m dying to meet the JFJG creatures. I’d have an absolute ball at a Jay justice rally. I’ve seen the funeral to get a basic idea. It looked a lot of fun and like one of those occasions I’d end up on the missing list myself for a few days

 

[maryish222]

So, the watch theory was true? 🫥

 

[littlegossiplover]

Remember when people were getting aggy at Ronaldo for not helping

It was honestly the best saga - I felt I was tripping at times

 

[emilylpl]

Think it’s just Debs slagging us all off tbf

 

[KatLit]

I'm sure I caught a glimpse of the dog that barked at DTR!

 

[bubbadabut]

Long time lurker on these threads. Thanks for all the laughs. Just had to share this. Those stats don't lie

 

[WinterSolstice]

Should have captioned it

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

MrT mentioned going up a mountain here as a joke and I said no thanks I dont want to be the next jay slater.

The upside is you know you’d have an absolute fire Tattle thread every cloud has a silver lining and all.

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Saw this on fb today. The comments are comedy gold.

 

[emilylpl]

I’ve always stood by I think Jay would have been howling at the carry on

Bloody hell R Debs has had me in bits watching this. I’m not a cryer at all and I was sobbing. Being a mum it hits different. My heart broke for them all. I did think they came across well. Still think Ayub and Rocky are guilty as sin of something.

 

[swipeup25]

I hope ye all still have your costumes 🥸

 

[TenerifeTigger]

Ooh is this thread gonna take off again?

 

[GlitterFluff]

I read every thread here start to finish when all this was going on and found it so funny but at the time couldn't post (only just become a member finally) and it was one of the best threads on here. It is obviously sad what happened to Jay, of course I'm not saying it wasn't, but there was so much stuff on here that was just brilliant. And the fact it's still going is just so stupid (in a funny way), honestly.

These threads had me belly laughing - I'm not a particularly laughy person but these were absolute comedy gold!

ETA - alongside the Darren ADMIN posts on the facebook page

 

[SkinkaareFan]

These threads were a highlight last year, you best believe I rushed here as soon as I saw that the inquest was happening and the "friends" couldn't be located .

Below is the costume list. I was the mysterious white car

Tattlers Party
Jay - Yabbadabba2
Jay’s Trainers – DIDDLY1
Debbie – iammyaj
Debbie-t card with 50k on it – Lucyxxxx
Debbie’s Fringe – Brian Butterfield
Warren (Jay’s Dad) – DrMeredithGrey
Warrens beer gut – TC14
Zac –
Uncle Glen -
Brad -
Lucy –
Back of Lucy’s Head - Lalalemon
Lucy’s Mole –
Lucymae new passport - Meehee69 ?? Christian Ronaldo wanting 3 now Lucy pout
Pregnant Lucy - hawtea2
Rach – meangirl815
Pedro the Mayor –
Johnny Vegas - Sloth
Ayub -
Ayub’s lips and teeth – Jusa
Ayub's soft whispery voice - PiefaceG
Jay's dad (aka Shaun Ryder) bucket hat – badirene
Ofelia (last person to see Jay) – Pavement1979
Burps – Give Me Strength
DTR –
DTR’s ropes – Foxasaurus
DTR Big Sick – gigilouxx
DTR’s Blisters –
DTR Backpack - Charlied0106
Dog that attacked DTR – hayleybaby
3 legged dog - Lucozadelover
ChristopherTenerife – It Works If You Work It
Darren ADMIN –
Double D - meehee69
Nail Tech Lady – pommynoir
Autoglass Repair Guy – Turmeric123
Bear Grylls with foraged aloe Vera – nottonightbabe
Shakin Stevens with my green door - officedoor123
Saul Goodman - iknownothing1
Jeremy Vine singing Autoglass Repair as I arrive – Leo100
Winnie the Pooh - Yabbadabba2
Hayley's eyebrows - jackolantern
The shit that his mum and friends clearly do not give - elevatordomino
GFM –
Giant cheque from GFM – anniemouse
Giant Orange Acrylic Nail - thomasthetank82
Snapchat –
The Mountain - cushtybert
Cactus with a few missing spikes – shesaidwhat
Cactus that attacked DTR – I’mThankyou_
Labrador - yagirlmiley
Shark – Hollaaa
Eagle - Bluenose70
Badger – hogwartsgraduate
Crab – JombleWomble
Orca Whale – usefullyuseless
Mountain Goat – Summer80
Search and Rescue XL bullies – Ubu1uk
Slutty Nemo clown fish - reversible-octopus
Veronica's strip – Pissmist
Mafia -
Missing Cocaine – gigilouxx
Bag of Weed - Muchbee
Rolex – KatLit
Drug dealer man bag – LividLalji
AirBnB – MangoMiss
AirBnB Door Buzzer – Angryb1tch
AirBnB Pot Plant on the Steps - Atomic
The Blanket - griftalo
Cigarette Butt outside the AirBnB – LoopyHoopy71
The Charger - craftingfroze
The Thumb but who’s Thumb - artisticgoat
Mysterious White car – dressinggownofdoom
Bus Stop - redgirl81
Bus that didn’t turn up - Sam5262
Angle -
An Adidas slider - rach8456
Mobility Scooter – Blue1989
Big Love guys, big love guys, big love - lilykestrel
Broken Sunglasses – investigate21
Machete - Mycatismad
Pom Bear (running away from my fella who will be dressed as an incompetent hiker guys) - moreanimalsplease1
The Boat ‘Maruba’ –
Scottish Mountain Rescue – Mushy
Police Scotland - blonde_ambition_
Gurkhas –
Submarine – Anotherdayanotherwalk
Salad - lyndseyross115
Snickers Chocolate Bar – bluecups
Whispa Bar - LouBug19
Cans of Fizzy Pop - probecco
Keane Mulready woods with flip flops - swipeup25
1969 Chevrolet Impaler – Error404
RoadGran - Maleficent50
Raving Jay Pre Mosca - Scuttler
Two Pence Piece (Two Penneth) - Scrambledbegs
The Truth – Jajkui
Complete and Utter Confusion – RuEvenReal
Rescued missing UK hiker who didn’t actually need rescuing – Sonz1981
SIM Cards (Multiple openings) –
Justherefortittle
CrazyGiraffeLady

Putting my name down for either Angle or Mafia please



and I hear Slenderman wants to be DTR.

lad lay there on his own dieing

Read this as dieting and now considering if this is how to lose weight #I'mGoingToHell

 

[x.x.x]

No down with the rapids? 🥲