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OASIS! From LIVERPOOL??? You love Liverpool and the music so much you expand it to the whole northwest and list OASIS first? <implodes in scouse>
A “clutches pearls” Black man in a house on PENNY LANE???
I’d better warn Dre to close his Penny Lane shop before the feds raid it
*please note his shop is the most interesting thing about PennyLane and really the only reason to visit
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What a lovely lie to tell to people who already beat themselves up far too much - you all aren't pushing hard enough for your nuerodivergent child. If you were like Giff, your child will suddenly, magically learn to talk and communicate. Hang in there, Jason wants you to know he cares!
This is the part that upsets me. The rest of the fraud is funny in its way. This bull he's trying to feed to parents is utterly sick, and he seems to know exactly what he's doing with that little message at the end.
mole.
Thanks to everyone for their service in screenshotting this book for us all to 'enjoy'. Thanks to the publisher for going 'duck it, send' to the printers.
Slightly worried that not a single person whose eyes ran across this confection of bull went 'hang on a second, this is patently balls.'
Slightly worried that not a single person whose eyes ran across this confection of bull went 'hang on a second, this is patently balls.'
Omg I'm so sorry for even laughing, because I know how crappy that feels! I'm very good with kids, but for some reason all my sister's kids wanted nothing to do with me as babies. They'd scream like crazy and I'd wanna cry!I make babies cry
'Yes, the children had never even seen a black person before, not one, in the port city of Liverpool. There was literally not a single solitary black person there and I was the first one.'
This total bleeping wick.
Yep I raised an eyebrow at that too. “The northwest” - as if we all jog along together in perfect harmony.
With me, it’s nutcases on trains. Every time.
Anyone would think he’d never actually been to Liverpool.
William Shatner? Or maybe Brian Blessed.
Joe Pasquale.
BLESSEDDDDDDD.
Total fumble by the publisher, like when no one asked Jack Whitehall to narrate the Prince Harry book.
Matt Berry?
Almost like the port of Liverpool isn’t the home of the UK’s longest established black community, since first recorded in 1730…
I can’t even read dear Vali’s
screenshots, I need a clear weekend. Look out for me reading past the first line in a few days time and spontaneously combusting.
I thought he couldn't speak when he was 10?
I'd genuinely LOVE to hear her side of the story! I think @Valiofthedolls you deserve a medal for wading through and posting all this x
You're forgetting - he's a massive narcissist. The only people who exist or really register in his mind are those who compliment or notice him.
Also, Giff arranged for her boys to help out in a soup kitchen located in a low-budget Christmas movie. After being fortified by the delicious, nutritious soup, everyone spontaneously burst into an immaculately harmonised rendition of “In The Bleak Midwinter” and exchanged carefully selected items from their meagre belongings as gifts. Then the grumpy local billionaire realised he’d spent his life prioritising profit over humanity, and he donated one of his spare mansions to be used as a charmingly quaint hostel for down-on-their-luck folk.
Flash-forward to the next year and homeless academic dude has been running evening classes for his hostel brethren, and they’re all now world-renowned professors, in between tending their chickens and doing good deeds in the local neighbourhood. As the film closes, the camera lingers on a huge framed photo of Jason in the entrance hall, as an echo-ey voiceover of the midwife telling Giff her son would do great things with his long fingers plays, and then the scene fades into the closing credits.
So many lies he can't keep up with the timelines. Not only could he speak, he was having a conversation.
"The suggestion that I somehow wasn't worthy of my success would be levied at me..."
It's LEVELLED, not levied, and the ghostwriter and editor should have picked that up. I know there's a hugely comic side to this - as you can see by my username, I'm a veteran of the Jack Monroe threads. But I'm enraged that stupid, thick, arrogant people like him can be put in an elevated postition where they're influencing young minds and being fawned over by people who should know better. Not to mention showered with money. It really is like "Idiocracy" come true.
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