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"Effortlessly gliding ahead, her uniform caressing her slender frame"? Is this an autobiography or an airport romance novel?
I'd make a joke about wankers but that might be in poor taste so I shan't 😇😉
 
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Where was it that he went with the mother, while she attended classes? And all the women brought food for the children. 😉
 
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NPD is kind. Id say he's a sociopath.

It reminds me of Saltburn or the Talented Mr Ripley.
NPD’s are more Machiavellian, sociopaths just don’t care about rules and tend to commit crimes. NPD’s have a poor sense of self and no care for other people’s feelings but are grandiose and everyone must admire them. They only really exist in their own mind if others provide the reflection they can bask in. And god forbid anyone fails to do that.

It’s worth mentioning that NPD is very different from Narcissim. Being self-obsessed barely scratches the surface of NPD and they are, quite frankly, at best scary and at worse dangerous. The dead eyes/mouth-only smile is usually a clue.
 
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I skimmed, read “we had a chat about blackness and Cambridge”, rolled my eyes into the back of my head and left.
 
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Yes, and wasn't the point that Forrest DIDN'T have self belief? He wasn't really thinking about himself or what he was doing - he just followed along and did things, then found himself in situations (that were more important than he realised).
Yep, he winds up in one situation after the other without ever really understanding their importance. At least in the book (which is awful, and very different) he's an idiot savant, which is how he winds up on a space flight with a les and a chimp and that's before they crash into the jungle and Forrest plays chess with a lost British officer to keep the cannibals from eating them.

Don't worry, the les gets herself a good dicking and decides to stay with the tribe, while Forrest and the ape continue their adventures.

I wish I was making all this up!
 
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Yep, he winds up in one situation after the other without ever really understanding their importance. At least in the book (which is awful, and very different) he's an idiot savant, which is how he winds up on a space flight with a les and a chimp and that's before they crash into the jungle and Forrest plays chess with a lost British officer to keep the cannibals from eating them.

Don't worry, the les gets herself a good dicking and decides to stay with the tribe, while Forrest and the ape continue their adventures.

I wish I was making all this up!
Oh christ yeah, the Groom novel (an ironic name) is AWWWWFUL
 
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Oh christ yeah, the Groom novel (an ironic name) is AWWWWFUL
I won't derail the thread, I'm just excited that another person has read it!

I tried Better Times Than These, which is about the Vietnam war, and I couldn't even through the first couple of chapters. Groom has such a horrible, dry authorial voice.
 
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Yep, he winds up in one situation after the other without ever really understanding their importance. At least in the book (which is awful, and very different) he's an idiot savant, which is how he winds up on a space flight with a les and a chimp and that's before they crash into the jungle and Forrest plays chess with a lost British officer to keep the cannibals from eating them.

Don't worry, the les gets herself a good dicking and decides to stay with the tribe, while Forrest and the ape continue their adventures.

I wish I was making all this up!
Forest or Jason?



I'm going to hell. 🤪
 
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Its ridiculous especially because he talks about how much TV he watched. You could understand someone extremely sheltered who didn't have access to media not knowing what University is but watching a good amount of TV and living in London and not copping on that there is a level beyond secondary school is completely implausible
I'm sure Jess Taylor said something similar about not knowing what uni was
 
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Yeah it’s total and utter balls. For someone who’s religiously watched Home and Away and Neighbours his entire life including every single weekday of his childhood with omnibus repeats on weekends, multiple main characters went to ‘Uni’, View attachment 4096917including (H&A) Damo when Jason was ten View attachment 4096911And genius IQ Toadie in a major storyline the year Jason turned 13. View attachment 4096912
Neighbours was never repeated on a weekend
 
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I'm sure Jess Taylor said something similar about not knowing what uni was
She said something about not even knowing university was a thing in the UK, she only heard of it on American TV and thought you had to go to America.

I wish some paper would publish how she's a fraud!
 
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Its ridiculous especially because he talks about how much TV he watched. You could understand someone extremely sheltered who didn't have access to media not knowing what University is but watching a good amount of TV and living in London and not copping on that there is a level beyond secondary school is completely implausible
Yeah it’s total and utter balls. For someone who’s religiously watched Home and Away and Neighbours his entire life including every single weekday of his childhood with omnibus repeats on weekends, multiple main characters went to ‘Uni’, IMG_2872.jpegincluding (H&A) Damo when Jason was ten IMG_2869.jpegAnd genius IQ Toadie in a major storyline the year Jason turned 13. IMG_2871.jpeg


Don't the home and away teens all go to Uni in yabby creek. Did he not wonder where they went after their HSCs?

Also his palms sweated with anticipation ahead of Neighbours?!
 
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It’s been bugging me what the level of extraneous detail about every single effing thing and the Narcissisus-like self-absorption reminded me of and it’s My Tornado Hell* (and its ill-advised publication).

*If everything that happened to husband Adrian, Douschka the family boxer, builder Nathan Brown, film producer Juliet Levy, Chris Martin, an advertising producer, a disheveled man et al had all happened to Jason, that is.
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I called Adrian’s mobile. He was at a job interview, having recently been savagely cut from his work as a private banker…our family Boxer, Douschka, shaking and walking aimlessly in circles of crunching glass…Jamie, our musician neighbour and the father of newborn Seth was standing in our new communal bomb- site…To the other side, builder Nathan Brown’s and film producer Juliet Levy’s top -floor bedroom wall had been ripped off. And 90 year-old Beryl’s loft kitchen had lost its walls and roof…A group of refuse collectors was standing rooted in shocked dismay…A disheveled man in slippers walked past. “I’ve got to get into my house,” he muttered anxiously. “I need my medicine. I’m a paranoid schizophrenic…Eyes wide with fear, geography teacher Vanessa Ross Russell ran towards me…The emergency services came, along with my shell-shocked husband…Chris Martin, an advertising producer and neighbour, arrived. He survived the Hatfield rail disaster. On Thursday he’d moved back home after three months’ of decorating.

Needless to say, she had the last laugh
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Here it is.
ETA: If anyone wants to read but can’t open the link, reply to let me know and I’ll screenshot this whole thing in a spoiler. Everyone deserves to experience her tornado hell at least once in their lives.
 
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