Well I'm bloody glad to hear that because this thread needs you and your direct no bullshit posts and us trolls need you making us belly laugh regularly so get back to being your fabulous self and telling it as it is
Thankyou for your kind words. May take me a bit to get back to my most evil as I feel a bit flat at the minute whilst I bet you would have thought I would be euphoric, but after being told that it was time to say my goodbyes, then not my head has been pretty mashed !! Never mind Mr Tooco,s, bless him ! I,ve lurked on a couple of other threads but that was all it was really as I thought what’s the point as they are so slow moving compared to fat flaps that I wouldn’t be around to see a new one set up


! As my hero LH would say “still we rise” and that’s what I am doing, I,m a fighter who,s not ready to hang up her gloves just yet. Mr Tooco says we need a holiday and I would agree so yea, Abu Dhabi last GP of the season it is, 5 nights from the 9th of December , dipping into Mr T’s inheritance again lol but you can’t take it with you and you are a long time dead ! Xx
I bet she has had had her lips around a lot of calorie dense foods!
But not Charlie’s chipolata !!
Lordy! Lordy! All jokes aside she needs serious help she’s expanding by the day

and it settling on her ears

the BFG has competition
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She’s on that downward spiral where you are unable to stop and the problem then is that when you wake up one day surrounded by rolls of fat and realise what you,ve done to yourself and that day will come You are so far away from where you want to be that it is too much like hard work and you give up before you start ! Either that or the fucker is just piling it on to get a free gastric band fitted under the NHS !!!
Putting the massive weight gain aside it’s the lack of hygiene she looks so dirty , needs a good soak in a hot bath And take off the men’s clothes they don’t even fit you , can’t believe she sells soaps and that when clearly it’s been months since she’s used one herself

WASH THAT FANNY CHINS
Plenty of grey sweat cheese in the folds of her skin and biskit crumbs of course !