James Maddison #2 James and the giant schlong

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Classy statement from our gorgeous boy 🤍
Really sad for him, and I completely agree with everything he’s said. (But then, I would! )
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On the upside he’s still so bleeping fit

And another bit of class from Spurs.
He’s a god, and he shall be risen!!
I’m being mega salty, because I’ll always back the things I love, to the death!

 

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Just found Madders in my house

 

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Just found Madders in my house

Erm… there’s a few things wrong with this statement…

Firstly; as a Chelski fan, I imagine you wouldn’t have photos up on the walls from Spurs heyday…

Secondly; if he was at yours.. wouldn’t he be naked?

Thirdly; he’s actually at my house watching me do a v.provocative striptease…

 

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wouldn’t he be naked?

 

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Hot boy summer time soon

 

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Hot boy summer time soon

I’m all up for it, if it means we get fresh nipple content!!

 

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I’m all up for it, if it means we get fresh nipple content!!

I can’t believe we managed nearly 30 posts without mentioning his nipples .

 

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I can’t believe we managed nearly 30 posts without mentioning his nipples .
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Very refrained of us…. Usual service shall resume…

 

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Very refrained of us…. Usual service shall resume… View attachment 2983216

Welcome to your first Madders summer @Rocket Queen and @Calmyourtitsdown !

you will see his nipples a lot!

 

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Fuckin’ hell xxxxxx

 

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@Calmyourtitsdown he’s teasing us with a hint of booby tat.

 

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I got bullied by my mum for wearing my socks and shorts like this yesterday.

 

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There’s not nearly enough buttons undone on that shirt…
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I got bullied by my mum for wearing my socks and shorts like this yesterday.
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Exactly like this?
Cos she may have had a point….

 

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There’s not nearly enough buttons undone on that shirt…
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Imaging pulling his shirt open
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Exactly like this?
Cos she may have had a point….

I mean not like the whole outfit like that. I can’t afford LV .

 

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Imaging pulling his shirt open

Oh I do…. Often

 

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Just got jump scared by an ad with England Madders

 

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Just got jump scared by an ad with England Madders

Perfection
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These brands need to rethink who they pick for England adverts. Just seen a massive pic of Jack Grealish in the M&S shop window as well. .

 

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Just got jump scared by an ad with England Madders

Haha! Aww poor Madders
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Perfection
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These brands need to rethink who they pick for England adverts. Just seen a massive pic of Jack Grealish in the M&S shop window as well. .

It’s cos they are literally poster boys Now who’ve they got?!

You’re gonna say Rice…