James Arg Argent

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Absolutely bang on the money !! :LOL:

I hate the fact that he calls the band that backs him, "The Arg Band" Only someone as thick as him and with an ego the size of Jupiter could come up with such a bell end of a name.
Haha! What's the full name of the band? Arg and the arg band? James Argent and the Arg band? What a load of tit 😂 Roland rat and the gastric band more like!
 
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But he wouldn't he would float....:LOL:
Remember when he was training to swim the English channel?! 😂😂

He and his coach said he was brilliant and could really do it then he took Lydia to the water, flopped on, swam really hard but didn't really move 😂😂
 
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Remember when he was training to swim the English channel?! 😂😂

He and his coach said he was brilliant and could really do it then he took Lydia to the water, flopped on, swam really hard but didn't really move 😂😂
Now I may have dreamt this but I'm sure I saw a TV programme where he was 'swimming the channel' or doing a leg of a charity swim or something and he started to swim the wrong way.... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Edited to say : Nope it wasn't a dream. He's as thick as a whale omelette isn't he?

The final episode of Stand Up to Cancer show Sink or Swim aired tonight (September 17) on Channel 4, as the brave celebrities were faced with swimming the English Channel to raise money for charity.

Although each and every member of the team did themselves proud, The Only Way is Essex star James 'Arg' Argent began his first stretch of the task by heading in the wrong direction – back to the shores of Dover.

Fitted with tight headwear and goggles, Arg was none the wiser as his fellow participants shouted out corrective instructions to him, but fortunately, he soon found the right path himself and swam towards France.
 
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Now I may have dreamt this but I'm sure I saw a TV programme where he was 'swimming the channel' or doing a leg of a charity swim or something and he started to swim the wrong way.... :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Edited to say : Nope it wasn't a dream. He's as thick as a whale omelette isn't he?

The final episode of Stand Up to Cancer show Sink or Swim aired tonight (September 17) on Channel 4, as the brave celebrities were faced with swimming the English Channel to raise money for charity.

Although each and every member of the team did themselves proud, The Only Way is Essex star James 'Arg' Argent began his first stretch of the task by heading in the wrong direction – back to the shores of Dover.

Fitted with tight headwear and goggles, Arg was none the wiser as his fellow participants shouted out corrective instructions to him, but fortunately, he soon found the right path himself and swam towards France.
Thank you for this - I had forgotten what he had done. You really couldn't make it up could you? 😳😬😂
 
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He really does think he’s something special doesn’t he? But in fact he’s just a nob, he’s thick as tit and he’s making a of himself by trying to be a singer. Get a proper job mate!
 
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He really does think he’s something special doesn’t he? But in fact he’s just a nob, he’s thick as tit and he’s making a of himself by trying to be a singer. Get a proper job mate!
He thinks he’s above having a normal job. He thinks he’s a great singer. He looks like a ventriloquist dummy when he sings.
 
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He really does think he’s something special doesn’t he? But in fact he’s just a nob, he’s thick as tit and he’s making a of himself by trying to be a singer. Get a proper job mate!
If Mark Wright's Cousin didn't give him a summer long gig every year in his Spanish restaurant, Arg wouldn't have a job - singing or otherwise. Doesn't he usually have some sort of relapse every winter (IMO because he has nothing else in his life other than the singing job).
 
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If Mark Wright's Cousin didn't give him a summer long gig every year in his Spanish restaurant, Arg wouldn't have a job - singing or otherwise. Doesn't he usually have some sort of relapse every winter (IMO because he has nothing else in his life other than the singing job).
Yep, he does. I cannot fathom what he does for a living either - he's not even a property developer. Does he still hang around the Bright family? It seems odd considering how shoddily Arg treated Lydia.
 
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Yep, he does. I cannot fathom what he does for a living either - he's not even a property developer. Does he still hang around the Bright family? It seems odd considering how shoddily Arg treated Lydia.
Yeah he still hangs around the Brights. Lydia posted a video of him singing with her daughter a couple of weeks ago. And I agree, it’s really odd.
 
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I wouldn’t go near him ever again if I were Lydia but I guess that part of Essex only consists of a few clubs and Olivia’s in Spain.
 
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