Long have I awaited the garden transformation, with baited breath I was soooo excited guyyys, I could hardly bare the tension. It was sooo worth it guyys, I am obsessed with the paving slabs, never have I seen such ingenious use of grey paving slabs, gosh cawiss where do you get your inspiration from?, tis pure genius! My eyes vividly moved around the spectacular views to behold what did not disappoint, an old retainer boundary wall had been weeded by a woman, whose name was mentioned only a few hundred times during nearly an hour long vlog. There were actually some steps hidden there too! I mean, can you actually cope guyys?
Disaster strikes, as James burned the grass too, oh what unmitigated drama and problems these two poor individuals have thrown at them, poor loves, hope they get over it. The rotary clothes line added a nice touch of domesticity to events, and again there were dramas with James's damaging of the spike, so hell on earth, gadzooks !! it's a bit wobbly, so i suppose they will just have to cope with it, the yellow wire also gives cawiss panic attacks and skin flare ups round the eye, so something must be done soon to ensure the assss-tet-tic balance is fully restored!
The painting of a shed was made all the more interesting and dramatic by the revelation that Pinterest has offered the idea that painting the housing part and leaving the doors the natural wood colour would add more interest to your shed, however, oh dear, disaster struck again guyys!!! the doors needed to be taken off, so hero james did his duty to ensure Cawiss didn't get any rougue paint splashes on the doors.....thanks practical james, you know your place mate! Oh but what, hey? The doors were too dark to stay as they were, so the dynamic Cawwiss sprang into action to save the day and sanded them down, but don't worry guyys it looks sooooooo much better now its sanded.....phew, close one!
The main event of the evening belongs to a small square area in front of the picture window. A Mediterranean garden, no less. A delightful display of an old bird bath surrounded by small perrinial bushes and lathered in oodles of white gravel and a few holes where they will add some trees.......not a jot of terracotta, this is Cawiss Whittakers unique and far more interesting version of a Mediterranean garden, as I am sure you all expected to see.
But wait! I can't cope guyys the garden looks so much more exciting from behind the window, especially if you go and sit inside the kitchen at the patio door area in the chair, you can fully see the magnificent olive tree. And I can not cope guyyyys cawiss will be moving her coffee cup embroidery art piece to display her garden design plans next to the window. Such inspirational folks, I can truly see why they make so much money from their content.