Jake Quickenden #29 #justiceforFred

[mollyann]

So a attacked him probably saw the resemblance and thought he found his dad

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

He's losing the plot big time! I reckon that balcony is not in use for that Scunthorpe gig in fear of people jumping off it in desperation!

 

[Luckycorr13]

Jake claiming he is having "another allergic reaction"
It's called a come down mate, everyone looks like that after days on the

 

[Meee089]

Surely you would have the whole name on the same line.

Looks like it's a James bond tribute..
Quickenden, Oliver Quickenden.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Just a quick request. If anyone wants to post the picture of that collar can it please be under a spoiler it keeps setting me off. Haven't laughed about something so much in ages.

 

[stargirl23]

Not nanny qvc ranting about wanting to enjoy her day at the wedding but it’ll be hard as she’s got Leo all day and her sister wants her to record everything as “she can’t make it” poor nanny already dreading being back with NikNak

 

[mistake_ape]

Can't get my head around the plan to go to Portugal for a wedding but stay a 2 hour taxi drive away. It's so far in fact that they don't bother staying for the night of the wedding. Even if you're saving money by staying in a cheap hotel, you must be killing your saving by getting in a taxi for 4 hours. And surely if they wanted a cheap hotel, there must be one available closer to where the wedding took place.

Knowing they're both thick, I can only assume they didn't bother to look at a map and just booked whatever they fancied.

 

[stargirl23]

So nanny’s just let slip her sisters not going to the wedding. Jakes own aunt isn’t going ffs (not that I blame her) does anyone even like This fucker

 

[bluecups]

The layout of the lettering and the double use of Quickenden when "Paul and Oliver Quickenden" would have sufficed is making my teeth itch but what's equally irritating is that the lettering should have followed the curve of the seam, it's jarring to the eye being in a straight line on a curved piece of fabric.

 

[Cocobaby09]

Yuk, that's a sight this morning. His eyes are still fucked and puffy, Slimer is dribbling all over the place and that 'singing' ffs! It looks like they might be at the airport? What a waste of time and money. Just look at the stains on that buggy strap!
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A comedown isn't an allergic reaction son

 

[Tulip lady]

Who the hell goes on a 2 hr 44 mins flight to Portugal for a wedding but stays a 2 hours drive away from the wedding ?????? what the fuck is that all about ???

Do they not realize how fucking stupid they look and sound ?? Where is the sense in that ???

Somebody please help it make sense

 

[redball00n]

*plays The Omen theme tune*

 

[mollyann]

Looks like a great place to be having a gig haha ha

 

[Whogivesa]

Those new videos just made me dry heave this morning. That grotesque little lumpy spud slobbering all over that mic, trying to shove it down its throat like everything else it gets its hands on. And then him cringy singing in the middle of the shop, hoping to get attention
I bet he just put that mic back and never ever wiped it down or anything. People like that absolutely turn me

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Now he's off to his gig at Camber Sands - Pontins. That came up on tiktok recently as the most run down, filthiest of places to take a family on holiday

 

[bargainhunt99]

Nah, you're not a cat, you're a complete cunt! Amazing how the bad back and hip has vanished! God that cross earring is giving me the complete ick. In fact everything is!
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He's not been ill once since leaving footloose. He's so transparent. He was taking the absolute piss all the time the wrongun.

 

[Philimena cunk]

A comedown isn't an allergic reaction son

Christ, I've detoxed healthier looking druggies than him .....sort ya problem out, shithead, you're responsible for kids....

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thread Suggestion: #30

Purdey escaped and ran up a tree,
Will the 'Beard' still marry this complete numpty?

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Go on James Bond, where's that suitcase for NikNak?

 

[Turtledove58]

Jake!!!! This is how the stepdad thing works, not your way