Jake Quickenden #150 Convicted criminal

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Wow thread number 150 on this absolute ballbag

Congratulations to @drmortimer for the excellent thread title, well done

Quick recap of the last thread.

We started with Flaps on another fucking holiday, this time Ibiza with the girls. That of course meant that Fakey had to get Mummy Zelda down to help look after the boys, pathetic oh and he had a barbecue and invited Leo's school friends over and posted them on his stories

Fakey pretended he was a football fan, watching the Mexico game alone in his living room, then because he'd read here the next game was watching at David Lloyd Gym with a couple of fake fwends

The piss tub was back with a vengeance in this thread, even Flappy was getting in on the act.

Fakey has also been posting his boys so much, as he has absolutely fuck all else to post. Appealing to all the P*dos posting in his pants or half naked with the boys

Work this month has been a few TM appearances, two days filming for JJFC and a couple of trips to Skegness for the MPW. Knobhead also bragged that he was auditioning for a musical, obviously didn't get it though

But the best news of the thread was Fakey being done for driving with his phone, 6 points on his licence and a fine and costs. Despicable Fakey lied he was Zelda's carer so he could keep his licence Well done to @fakeyflaps for finding this out
As you were Fakey's
 
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Flappy kind enough to grift the train tickets from her latest #ad to get Fakey out of Hobbit Towers for the day
 
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My maiden thread title, feel #blessed.

Properly snortlaughed at “absolute ballbag” - a much underused insult
 
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And it’s started already.Making out he’s packed the boys suitcases.Mum will be flirting with the men and falling asleep.Wtf the disrespect from this wanker is of the scale.Should be lucky the woman with more illnesses than anyone online is actually bothering to go with her man child of a son.
 
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I do find it tragic that he has to keep going on holiday with his mum. Has Zelda made an appearance yet?

I feel so sorry for the boys as they haven’t got one decent parent. Sophie constnslty moaning about them when she spends around 50% of her time if that with them. I’d be devestated if my young boys were going away with the dickhead Dad for a week but she’s probably glad she can do her own thing.
 
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Of course Zelda is going on holiday with him?! Can he never ever look after his own kids at all?!
 
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Oh yes, she's already there, can see Flappy's car outside in the story with Zelda in. She'll be counting down the seconds until they fuck off to the airport, her and Zelda have clearly never liked each other. Fakey doing a Hello Fresh ad, do me a favour, we all know he can't cook
 

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Got it !
Flapz had to pack for herself so she can stay somewhere else tonight cos zeldas there
PATHETIC
 
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I find it mental that he spent no time with these kids until they split up. And now appearntly he's super dad, he should have been doing all this while they were together not just leaving sophie to do it all.
 
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