TrashleenMoron
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His Dad is the busiest corpse since Tupac Shakur.
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Philimena cunk
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Jake Quickenden #151. STILL couldn't get on strictly......
Jake Quickenden #151. STILL couldn't get on strictly......
drmortimer
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He’s posted 26 - TWENTY FUCKING SIX - Insta stories in the last day. Fucking hell you sad wanker, enjoy a holiday.
drmortimer
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Stacey's Mom and Jake hasn't got anything going on. 
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Essy84
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Meanwhile, actual hardworking carers like my mother who's dedicated the last 45 years caring for my severely autistic brother could never afford a holiday of this value but this lazy, selfish, narcissistic, child abusing, lying criminal and his stupid mother get free holidays? I hate this world, and I hope the holiday company or whatever are ashamed now and lose business. So glad DM picked up the dangerous driving story...
Jane_Mcdonald
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Wow thread number 150 on this absolute ballbag
Congratulations to @drmortimer for the excellent thread title, well done
Quick recap of the last thread.
We started with Flaps on another fucking holiday, this time Ibiza with the girls. That of course meant that Fakey had to get Mummy Zelda down to help look after the boys, pathetic
oh and he had a barbecue and invited Leo's school friends over and posted them on his stories
Fakey pretended he was a football fan, watching the Mexico game alone in his living room, then because he'd read here the next game was watching at David Lloyd Gym with a couple of fake fwends
The piss tub was back with a vengeance in this thread, even Flappy was getting in on the act.
Fakey has also been posting his boys so much, as he has absolutely fuck all else to post. Appealing to all the P*dos posting in his pants or half naked with the boys
Work this month has been a few TM appearances, two days filming for JJFC and a couple of trips to Skegness for the MPW. Knobhead also bragged that he was auditioning for a musical, obviously didn't get it though
But the best news of the thread was Fakey being done for driving with his phone, 6 points on his licence and a fine and costs. Despicable Fakey lied he was Zelda's carer so he could keep his licence
Well done to @fakeyflaps for finding this out
As you were Fakey's
Congratulations to @drmortimer for the excellent thread title, well done
Quick recap of the last thread.
We started with Flaps on another fucking holiday, this time Ibiza with the girls. That of course meant that Fakey had to get Mummy Zelda down to help look after the boys, pathetic
oh and he had a barbecue and invited Leo's school friends over and posted them on his storiesFakey pretended he was a football fan, watching the Mexico game alone in his living room, then because he'd read here the next game was watching at David Lloyd Gym with a couple of fake fwends
The piss tub was back with a vengeance in this thread, even Flappy was getting in on the act.
Fakey has also been posting his boys so much, as he has absolutely fuck all else to post. Appealing to all the P*dos posting in his pants or half naked with the boys
Work this month has been a few TM appearances, two days filming for JJFC and a couple of trips to Skegness for the MPW. Knobhead also bragged that he was auditioning for a musical, obviously didn't get it though
But the best news of the thread was Fakey being done for driving with his phone, 6 points on his licence and a fine and costs. Despicable Fakey lied he was Zelda's carer so he could keep his licence
Well done to @fakeyflaps for finding this outAs you were Fakey's
my daughter her husband and 3 kids come back today from 2 weeks all inc today.
They haven't done much except relax why the kids played in the pool and went kids club.
Nights were spent singing baby shark and watching the boys play football with the other kids.
They have had an amazing time and the exact relaxing holiday they wanted.
It has taken them 2 years to save up £6000 for this holiday.
And as soon as they come home they will become ships that pass in the night with work and start saving again for their next holiday.
It really pisses me off when the likes of these 2 work shy parents get all the stuff given free.
Anyway rant over.
I'd rather be my daughter and husband than these 2 work shy bloggers.
They haven't done much except relax why the kids played in the pool and went kids club.
Nights were spent singing baby shark and watching the boys play football with the other kids.
They have had an amazing time and the exact relaxing holiday they wanted.
It has taken them 2 years to save up £6000 for this holiday.
And as soon as they come home they will become ships that pass in the night with work and start saving again for their next holiday.
It really pisses me off when the likes of these 2 work shy parents get all the stuff given free.
Anyway rant over.
I'd rather be my daughter and husband than these 2 work shy bloggers.
Lady_Alice_Gray
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small addition, credit still to @Philimena cunk
Jake Quickenden #151. STILL couldn't get on strictly...... KEEP GRIFTING!
drmortimer
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DOI or DUI? 
It's a very sad state of affairs when someone is able to jet of on a gifted holiday when the day previous they have been up in court for ANOTHER dangerous driving offence. Honestly surely there's more deserving people to gift these holidays too than people like this?
I also hope thats the end of his time with itv. Hes so very fortunate to be in the position hes in. Hardly needing to work, ample time with his children, free holidays, yet he just constantly takes advantage. He doesnt deserve the platform and opportunities he has.
I also hope thats the end of his time with itv. Hes so very fortunate to be in the position hes in. Hardly needing to work, ample time with his children, free holidays, yet he just constantly takes advantage. He doesnt deserve the platform and opportunities he has.
ShowMeTheHoney
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Oh dear his mum has apparently had a tumble by the pool & they're back at the room resting. He's 'jokey' moaning that he's now looking after 3 kids. But hold on, isn’t that how he held onto his driving license, caring for his mum
but I'm alive and grateful for everything 
x
Essy84
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"Instagram consumes my brain mentally"? Grow the fuck up love. Nearly 40, mother of three talking like a 14 year old girl - pathetic. She should be too busy with her kids to be so obsessed with Instagram. Tell you what you should be doing with the phone - looking for a job 
can't wait to see these clowns manage two homes without a job between them 
can't wait to see these clowns manage two homes without a job between them Che Guevara
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Keepingupappearances
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I find it mental that he spent no time with these kids until they split up. And now appearntly he's super dad, he should have been doing all this while they were together not just leaving sophie to do it all.
Nunyabuzinezz
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I'm a Celeb's Jake Quickenden uses marriage end to avoid drive ban
The singer, 37, pictured with wife Sophie Church, 33, was facing an automatic disqualification after he was caught using his phone in his car.
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