Of course they're "dire roasties" Ev's Gu pots. Povvos never have cheesecake or puddings in pots 
Jack Monroe #619 where’s the woman who boiled soap for shower gel? A day late with the wrong chicken
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Was this the same bout of Twitter diarrhoea where she dropped the bombshell about "working in a brothel" with the smell of strong perfume and CHEAP air freshener? One of many, many nights where I read through her social media burbling wondering if I'd accidentally consumed hallucinogenics.
I love it when we get old screengrabs of real tweets, just in case I ever forget how awful she is.
The very same. Courtesy of Glade, and Zanussi, the appliance of science. (#1958Truther).
Jack Monroe #318 I lie - for a living!
Am I supposed to believe this squiggle has any bleeping intention of making Jack's knock off trifle? Just look up a bleeping trifle recipe for duck's sake. And stop lying to yourself. You're not making a trifle. You couldn't give a tit if she posts the recipe. "Oh here I am scrolling twitter at...
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Brenda.
I've never noticed before but is she suggesting her freezer smells of air freshener and heavy perfume? Wtf?
I like the time she came out as a sex worker and, once she had added that to her collection of appropriated identities, said she was reclaiming the word "bleep".
Scents from the candles she was playing at making. I assume she was freezing them as part of the process.
Non-degloved sausages. Jesus.
Never seen a more pavement-vomit looking meal.
And none of those were
-Linda Mc bell end curry
- klingon gaah
- three ingredient toaster crumbs and raw egg mushroom sloup
or comic kitchen fishfinger lasagne (or “fishfagne“ as I like to call it)
-Linda Mc bell end curry
- klingon gaah
- three ingredient toaster crumbs and raw egg mushroom sloup
or comic kitchen fishfinger lasagne (or “fishfagne“ as I like to call it)
Really? With so much choice
It’s the carrots
<impressed that @griftalo can identify anything in the amorphous slop>It’s the carrots
I maintain that the trifle in an 80s rejected pub ashtray is one of the worst things my eyes have seen and that includes some very dubious exes 
It’s the pollen Beatles (shudder)
That had waspsI maintain that the trifle in an 80s rejected pub ashtray is one of the worst things my eyes have seen and that includes some very dubious exes
There is also a special place in hell reserved for guest's chocolate and pear "cake":
If the brutalism movement included cakes it would be this
If the brutalism movement included cakes it would be this
Here's an Essex numpty who doesn't understand risk assessment and why things like public liability insurance matter and-... OH WAIT... which Labour figure is that popping up towards the end of the article? Wonder where we've heard that name before! 
www.bbc.co.uk
(Hopefully this isn't too off topic)
Leigh-on-Sea Pilates instructor banned from free beach sessions
The council tells Alexandra Beard to complete extensive paperwork and pay £85 per week to continue.
www.bbc.co.uk
(Hopefully this isn't too off topic)