DinosaurSenior
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World Capybara Day is July 10th and I can't wait!!!
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World Capybara Day is July 10th and I can't wait!!!
StatusWoe
VIP Member
Just made this flowchart to illustrate the Jack Cycle (for anyone new to Jack Monroe). Yes it's low quality and the images are squished, but I'm not apologising because I spent longer working on this than Jack spent working on the VBI. I think it's a banger.
ETA: I didn't have enough room for any of the things. Chart needs to be bigger.
ETA: I didn't have enough room for any of the things. Chart needs to be bigger.
PickledRadish
Active member
BlendedSlop
VIP Member
Edit: in the interest of being FORENSIC I've just checked her Patreon and it's still accepting new subscriptions. So yeah, someone (be it guest or Patreon themselves) has some explaining to do.*
*It's guest. It's always guest.
Shimmering
VIP Member
Thread title suggestion:
guest.
guest.
Marmalade Atkins
VIP Member
I can't cope
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Ms Biscuit
Well-known member
The way she keeps saying "at the office," trying to hint she has a job. And friends or coworkers.
Desperate for people to ask.
Grow up, FFS. Here's what an adult would say: "I started a new job! I'm very excited!" Or "I've been spending a lot of time volunteering at the offices of a cause I support! It's so rewarding!"
Not our Jack. "So, look at these posters at THE OFFICE, which is a place you are supposed to ask me about." "I found a baseball cap at THE OFFICE." (meaningful pause) "The cap makes me look young and smol and young." (Waits for reaction) "Did I mention I have been inside an OFFICE?"
Witchfinder Sargeant
VIP Member
- Post on Twitter, facebook, insta, "Dear Patreons, I've been hacked, please cancel your subs immediately."
- contact patreon support to get her account back and refund everyone who's paid up during the hack.
- Contact the police as this is a clear case of criminal behaviour.
Marmalade Atkins
VIP Member
Yeah, it's old. We've definitely seen it before.I think it's quite an old pic isn't it? Sure I've seen it before
I searched for it and now I can't stop laughing...
My painting:
Veronicaaa
VIP Member
Don't worry Jack, if it happens again you can always just check tattle, where we too document your snippets of good times and scrapbooking of positive memories. You'rewelcome
Potatoes O’Houlihan
Chatty Member
Here we gooooo, she can’t keep a lid on it any longer
Marmalade Atkins
VIP Member
Lads! I made a nice collage!
shugabug23
Chatty Member
You fucking WHAT, pal?! So the people idiots who’ve been paying you for *checks notes* nothing… Patreon just keeping that money and you’ve never tried to, I dunno, ask them to assist you in getting back into the account?
Call your mate Simon Harris, even he’s got better lies to tell ya muppet!
Call your mate Simon Harris, even he’s got better lies to tell ya muppet!
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witchofwestbyfleet
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Labour in the tweets, Tory in the streets?
Brian Butterfield
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It's incredible how a simple full stop can make me so irrationally angry.
VeniVidiVicki
VIP Member
They thought I was 15 in Tesco
Potatoes O’Houlihan
Chatty Member
One of the detractors on X has very neatly laid out all the details of her Patreon and how much she hasn’t delivered plus the lies etc (I know not everyone supports this lot but they are often on point - IMO)
I’ve seen a few highlighting her new profile that she has obviously carefully constructed and they are rightly pointing out that if her Patreon is inaccessible to her then WHY is there still a link to it on her shiny
new and fresh profile?? I think it’s good to have it laid out clearly like that on a platform like that for all to see.
I’ve seen a few highlighting her new profile that she has obviously carefully constructed and they are rightly pointing out that if her Patreon is inaccessible to her then WHY is there still a link to it on her shiny
new and fresh profile?? I think it’s good to have it laid out clearly like that on a platform like that for all to see.
kachoochoo
VIP Member
trifle defender had lunch with nigella (and others) today!
hahahahahahahahahahaaa
(not squigged cos they're all fairly big accounts)
hahahahahahahahahahaaa
(not squigged cos they're all fairly big accounts)