Jack Monroe #472 I don't live online

[Candytuft]

OFF YOU POP YOU MALIGNANT bleep How dare she. HOW bleeping DARE SHE!!!

When you think she can't be any worse she always is. Every single time.

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Jesus, I've gone from being furious over her DV comment to howling over nose erections and patreon tanking. This really is a great time to be alive

 

[Nottonightbabe]

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[Dogmuck]

 

[Terrible]

Another new diagnosis and more medications she was supposedly taking
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… all while responsible for a child. Nice!

 

[Country Bumpkin]

Hahaha what? She's been consistently attempting to remain in the public eye for 10 years. Nothing secretive or isolated in sight - in fact making tit up for even more coverage. I swear at this point I don't believe she's ever been 'in recovery' for a single second.

Neither

 

[shugabug23]

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Public career suicide was your book needing a WARNING & TT refusing to take them as a donation till it was amended and the story making byline headlines everywhere. HTH

Also, goodnight? *pours a large rose & apple juice*

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I don’t understand how someone who claims to be the poorest poor and the saddest sad etc etc can talk like this? Like how can you be smug when you’re also clawing and howling at the sky?

 

[Nottonightbabe]

Are we the Chief Conspiracy Theorists? Ooh Fancy!

 

[Flivver]

Yeah but what size is the flat

Smol.

Too short…VERY smol for teeny tiny pixies and their miniature sideboards.

 

[Satisfying Click]

Guess her mood plummeted when the Patreon numbers went into... nosedive

 

[SocksMagoo]

I refuse to believe her doctor prescribed her codeine, tramadol, benzos AND zopiclone when my GP refused to give me more than one month's supply of zopliclone so has she just admitted she would get them illegally?

 

[MissMarple10]

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Oh you like cup soups when you're depressed do you squig? WELL I MAKE RISOTTO IN THE MICROWAVE WITH MINE. But the expensive cup soups are only for a treat! Normally I make cup soups out of coffee grounds and the chicken seasoning out of supernoodles that I find in a puddle.

You like those soups squig? Yeah well I also make stew out of the cardboard box they come in, just add fat garlic and scant seasoning to smol ripped up pieces of soup box.
completed it mate

 

[hoopdedoo]

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Seriously, Jack... please take this squig's advice. Some of us have work tomorrow!

Some of us are supposed to be working RIGHT NOW!!

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Already did. It’s inside your nose it’s called erectile mucosa and regulates the amount of coke air coming in and out. It can’t change the shape of your nose, the nose shape is controlled by the cartilage and outer skin.

Jack is basically claiming her nose got a hard on

Imagine your nose getting a stiffy every time you spot someone you fancy

 

[OrigamiEyes]

What are the odds for these tweets being deleted by morning?

200% IMO!

 

[Satisfying Click]

Scottish Jack has entered the building

 

[Dogmuck]

Are we the Chief Conspiracy Theorists? Ooh Fancy!

She’s peaking way too early with her thread title noms. Jack, it’s after page 30 - hth

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

I hope she gets banned for the DV comment

Doesn’t she threaten to sue everyone these days, how disappointing.

 

[Lucky Escape]

J1g Jack with the fat nose makes me laugh. She's off her head. Stoned. Sniffy, nasal and prone to imaginary wittiness all in her mind.
how much does it cost ? A pretty penny I bet.

By way of a benchmark, Jared O'Mara, the ex-MP who stands accused of faking parliamentary expenses to fund his coke habit, appears to have been spending about £10k a month. The material was likely shared between him and a couple of his mates - so maybe £3-4k or so per month for someone who seems to have been a fairly heavy binge user with many Jack-like attributes.