Jack Monroe #428 Hold me closer, tiny grifter

[BlendedSlop]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

It’s SB I feel sorry for. His mam in the Fail.

His Mam in the Fail is nothing compared to the shit she puts out there about being shagged, allegedly miscarrying multiple times this year, feeling suicidal/attempting suicide/people wanting her DEAD, being dumped, gleefully looking for cock on Tinder, formerly working in a brothel and myriad other things on Twitter about herself (all the above this year alone!) where she says he, his friends and his teachers read. Not to mention the shit she puts out there about him without his consent.

 

[Jelly Bean]

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Oh dear, is it going to be one of those nights?

ETA she’s literally spewing tweets right now

Ugh why is she so fucking creepy
Imagine a man talking about a woman hairdresser like that and giving away her workplace.
Revolting.
'Phwoar shapely blonde at Clipperz in Southend I'm going to marry her'.

 

[jf99]

Yep. She’s back.
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That 100% suggests that she's buying this new place. If it was another rental then she would have a moving date by now because the owner would know when the previous tenancy was up!

 

[Smol Pixel]

I’m annoyed that she disappears and comes back with this shite. I’m nearly a decade older than Jack, lived in 4 houses since Uni and owned 2 tables to eat off. The only reason we got rid of the first is that it wouldn’t fit in our current house which has a tiny kitchen and living room. Now we have an IKEA cafe thing. She drones on about poverty but in that tweet (which outwardly states she owns a v expensive table) there is an implication that she has owned numerous dining tables.

A 14 seater is in my eyes, ridiculous. Very few houses could accommodate that. If you are the type of person to move say 22-28 times then surely you would realise that maybe buying a table that could not be accommodated in the average house/flat is foolish?

Some items retain value. Eames chairs for example. But none of her stuff is of that quality. She really is a lost cause.

Exactly this! Also, in July she was unscrewing lightbulbs and boiling soap. But it never occurred to her to sell her 14-SEAT dining table??

 

[jenny2603]

IMAGINE having a 10 room house full of expensive furniture/stuff and writing Hunger Hurts 2

Just walking past the £900 dining table on my way to boil some soap.

 

[Geetbo]

Jack, please stop pretending to have friends. It's embarrassing for all of us.

Is it too early?

Fuck it. Thread title nomination.

 

[binkbonk]

 

[Valiofthedolls]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….NONE of this would’ve happened if she hadn’t pushed her luck too far with HH2. She had the grift going good, she had a great passive income, adored by her flying monkeys, and she just HAD to push it too far. Like Icarus flying too close to the sun or Harold Shipman altering that last lady’s will.

Jack! You had it all. But you got too cocky.

Hoist by her own (self)regard.

At least Harold Shipman earned his “Dr.” title.

 

[itsnotmereally]

At least Harold Shipman earned his “Dr.” title.

Could you write this again in about 30 pages time?

 

[HotesTilaire]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the shit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

 

[SweetTransvestite]

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What's the betting that once moved to the 1 bed destitution pit of sadness, SB discovers a secret door that leads to a staircase, which in turn leads to a series of doors to rooms previously unknown? These rooms are all furnished with high-end goods with a note from a grateful, adoring public thanking her for everything.
Turns out, Cooper was actually Aslan coordinating the move behind the scenes and 'The Lying Bitch in The Red Robe' relocated to an executive duplex apartment round the corner from her family to continue the grift. The end.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

*taps sign*

Reminder: Jack was not pretending to have cancer in the scarf photo. She was moaning about having covid to one of her followers.

 

[threetintender]

Same. My 8 year old was reading at 3 and now has a reading age of 15. School have never been anything but positive and supportive. No one has tried to bring her down a peg or two, as far as I’m aware!

Whole reading merail (it’s Friday and I’m too tired to look up how to spoiler so sorry/fuck off)
When I was 7, in 1973, I was in the lowest reading group with all the other working class children in my year. We were using Peter and Jane, obnoxious little fuckers, and the low group was on book 5a. I was bored of it, so one day I put book 9b in my school bag to bring home, but Miss Fucking Trunchbull saw me and loudly and publicly accused me of stealing. In front of the class, she hit me with a wooden 30cm ruler, six times on each hand. It was and is the only time in my whole life (I’m 56 now) that I have ever been physically assaulted. She then sent me home with a note for my parents about my attempted theft. So, fast forward to the end of the school day on the following day. Everybody was getting their coat on and going to meet their parents etc when suddenly my father appeared in the classroom, with (he later told me) the veins in his forehead pulsing. He told Trunchbull to sit down and she was so shocked that she did. Then he asked her to give me 9b and told me to read it (I got stuck in immediately so he had to ask me to read it OUT LOUD). Anyway, I did. It was some old shite about Peter and Jane going out in a rowing boat and I read about a page and a half before I was stopped. Daddy faced down Trunchbull. And suddenly I was in the top of the top group and stayed there. There’s no point to me sharing this other than that I was triggered

 

[Bugger13]

I live a minute from Sainsbury’s and I went today in the pissing rain in my Birkenstocks. Solidarity, comrade, big sock want our toes us to STOP BREATHING.

My sister bought some cheap primark socks & wore them without washing first. She had an allergic reaction to the dye & had to wear flip flops during a rainy December as her feet swelled! The funniest bit was that I had to see a nurse at a stop smoking clinic and when I confessed I hadn’t managed to kick the habit she said ‘Oh bugger13, don’t stress-there’s always someone worse off. I saw a lady today whose feet were a right mess and she was having to wear flip flops in this weather due to an allergic reaction’ (and yes, it turned out my sister had been there earlier!). Stick that in your VBI Jack-cheap sock manufacturers dastardly plot to humiliate the povs (my sister stepped in a puddle and the flip/squelch noise flapping through town was )

 

[Geetbo]

Well Kumbaya mofo’s, it’s happening, the slop is thickening and the shit rag Daily Heil has done a solid!
what are we all wearing for the Netflix doc? I know we’ll be shown in the dark with an actor saying our words, but I still want to dress up.

I hope to be portrayed by Ralf Little.

 

[Lucy Aeroplane]

Interesting. Have they had dealings with the lovely Jack?

Yes. She is not well regarded. They have all had her measure for a long long time. There’s a whole bunch of reasons she’s never invited to anything local, and there’s a lot of excellent community work going on locally.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jack did a patreon response being passive aggressive about processing a refund. She managed to turn it around and accuse her victim of bullying.

It's easy to lose something like this in the pre-chaos excitement. Jack's response was a master class in how to make someone feel bad for asking to be refunded for goods not provided. Jack's laziness and greed prompted the ex-patron to ask for what they're entitled to yet she pulled the victim card and probably smirked whilst typing.
Anyway, I'm ready for a chaos, I rarely see them in real time. Someone prod me if I crash out, ok?

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Quoting myself to say DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN!?

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Half of that table belongs to Louisa Compton, Head of News and Current Affairs and Specialist Factual and Sport at Channel 4.

7th April 2020

 

[jenny2603]

I know that at the casinos here, if you've self-identified or been identified as a problem gambler, there are things that can be put in place to discourage you from gambling. Like a slot machine being shut off if you try to use your loyalty card while playing it. But I don't think I've ever heard of an "I'm an alcoholic please don't serve me" self-notification. I think most retailers expect their cashiers to ring the goods through whatever they are, as long as the customer can pay for them.

It's the most stupid thing I have ever heard. If I were a relapsing alcoholic I would simply not show the cashier a bit of paper telling them not to serve me and go home with my booze. I am not an expert on addiction but I have noticed that addicts seem strongly motivated to obtain their substance of choice and are good at coming up with ways to do so. Even a moron like Jack could outwit a piece of paper she'd written on herself.