Jack Monroe #317 Poverty Contrepreneur

[NellieBoo]

Birb.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

I wonder if the pov pixie will pick a side yet on the Depp/Heard trial now a verdict has been reached. It’s still divisive so probably not. Or she will pick a side then flip flop on it!

 

[Dogmuck]

She just got paid so she’ll be shutting down her nearest John Lewis for a peasant free shop up like Michael Jackson used to do

Omg who the devil paid her? Or are we talking the big P

 

[FrumpyCat]

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That isn't particularly short,. Jack is a slightly below average height pixie.

 

[Cack Conroe]

She can’t afford butter, it’s a do it yourself sandwich grease farm.

LJC, don't tell me that's lard on her head?

 

[Onestorytoomany]

Eyeroll, eyeroll, eyeroll!
And not at all hinting about anything...again. 🥱

Trouble is if she's hinting and it's true then she had no need to go off on one. Also I think it if is true I think people in her real life are probably not keen.

 

[Archduchess of Luxembourg]

Steroid injections are a last resort kinda treatment. If her arthritis existed was as bad she says, then she'd be seeing a physio, doing exercises, and finding ways to manage pain. She's lying. She's stolen it off her mum. (Her mum would be in need of such injections, by all accounts, she does have it quite badly.)

Oh no, don't get me wrong, I'm sure she isn't telling the full truth as usual, I just had a curiosity about what is used and where because I had more than 2, I wondered if there were different rules depending on target areas

 

[NellieBoo]

There’s a lot of shady shit about Jack’s mate Linda. Here’s a Private Eye expose: https://imgur.io/a/fnI43o2

The entire world of diversity awards and organisations is seriously dodgy and doesn’t surprise me Jack keeps winning ‘awards’ from them.

Ah ok. I had a vague recollection of some financial scandals.

 

[Captainmouse]

Not sure if been posted already… but Gok Wan posted this, and our wee small pixie is nestled in between….

Who are they?

 

[Hollaaa]

As for those shoes I've worn shoes like that not for a long time mind you, they are OK but if she paid 225 quid for them she's been robbed blind
When I wore shoes like that I wore them to work.

Oh this will count as 'work', alright. If the taxes are ever gotten around to, the shoes will be a business expense.

 

[Thank(space)you]

DELETE - My spoiler went wrong!

Ooh I'm so intrigued

On topic, I hope OH is okay in hospital!

 

[Captainmouse]

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Divorced her (grapefruit) ankles, and married her knees

 

[Dogmuck]

I’ll knock up the new thread if no-one else is on the job

You got it P, you’re a pro

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[Begborrowsteal]

That outfit does nothing for her. Puts her proportions totally out.

 

[Miss Anne Thrope]

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I’m going to be a truther and say she edited the belly pic

It looks like she's holding something reflective against her hip with her arms crossed. Lol at Claire's face!

 

[NellieBoo]

My app is my auntie memories from my childhood, she used to bin anything that was in her way. If you wanted to keep it you put it away immediately.

That's a good system! Can be applied to many areas of life .

FYI. I think it's ok if you take the cupboard doors off CAREFULLY and store them CAREFULLY in such a long term rental, JackaMel. But please don't. Because I'm scared of the insides.

 

[Griftymcgriftface]

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Looks like she is about to do the kate winslet up on point titanic thing here!

 

[trueblue222]

I can't wait to see what she did wear

 

[WTFDidIJustSee]

Top tip: to FORENSICALLY save money, simply use your LASER SHARP FOCUS to ignore your tax returns*

* in my opinion, m’lord

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

Was trying to be amusing for once

Epic fail

No fail dearheart...I tooted!!