Jack Monroe #261 Serial loser

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EllaEm87

EllaEm87

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Awful said:
This has me howling.

She literally just googled "Scottish author" and went for Ian Rankin.

So swiftly put back in her box.
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When she said this yesterday I was genuinely wondering if I’d read it in one of his books. It’s not really his style. Thanks for confirming I haven’t gone mad, Ian!
 
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Elastoblast

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BubbleDuck said:
either that or once again she is showing her lack of knowledge about what it means to be non binary, mixing up gender and sexuality again

fair enough she has chosen to declare her sexuality as lesbian for the past decade - public relationships with women, an article or blog post when SB’s dad split up with his partner, SB asked if that meant daddy would be back and she told him “ mummy loves girls “ etc . But she also has a child conceived the old fashioned way with a man, after experienced a prior pregnancy loss. No one would bat an eyelid if she chose to reclassify as bi or pan .

At least she has confirmed that it’s not SB’s dad she is dating , because otherwise how could she be a single parent in any meaning of the word .

I’m on a min grunk , so this might already have said but the legging to dry your thick Mediterranean hair back is clearly her seeing the curly girl hair hack of using a T-shirt to dry hair and substituting another item of clothing to pass it off as her own maverick invention .
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She could always substitute the leggings for one of her many labia control pants 🤢
 
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Cantthinkofausername

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I tried a few recipes from her blog, and they were actually ok. However, they were really just basic recipes that people have been cooking for years, like yellow split pea soup. My kids wouldn't touch them.
 
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Hippopotamus

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ChactFecker said:
In other news Russia invades Ukraine.
Crude oil prices are soaring, I've just filled up with diesel at £1.57 a litre, but, you know, Asda has wasted shelf space putting the budget/value ranges back into all stores - even those in affluent areas where the demand for said is minimal at best.

Jack is totally one of those people who when you say 'I love that top hen' replies with ' primark £3.50' rather than just 'thank(space)you'
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I am that hen, I think it is because I hate the idea of superiority mixed with Iranian take of - you like it you must have it.

I do appreciate wisdom and intellect sadly missing in our subject.
 
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