My daughter kept asking me what I was going to watch, I felt bad telling her about my mendacious and nefarious reasons for watching it and when the show started she said 'I know who she is' I thought maybe her school had done something worthy about her but she explained 'daddy was watching a video of her on This Morning and he was doing that laugh crying thing'
I haven't really talked to anyone in real life about the cable because I do feel a bit guilty. I only fleetingly enjoy schadenfreude, tonight I just kept thinking 'what would THAT MAN do?'
I'm bestowing him with the imaginary gift of graciousness because I feel guilty imagining him and his mates crowing and slapping each other on the back shouting 'be careful what you wish for!' and 'pride goes before a fall!'.
Obviously they wouldn't say that because nobody is that mendacious in real life life.
Oh begosh and begorrah. I'm doing a guilt.