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Gizmo24

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Just because. Jack in all his tanned skin, hairy legged, dark haired, good bearded gloryness. Bet he smells of malibu sun lotion.
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Jen667

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I think it's been building up to this moment. He's referred to her in about 3 interviews recently. I reckon an engagement is imminent too.
 
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Sarararah

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I reckon jack's definitely that friend that you all know you have to watch when their drunk cos they're just a sociable little puppy who disapears to make new friends constantly and gets drawn into fun looking adventures 🤣
 
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Violetroselily

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Recap starter for 10

Jack's beautiful interaction with lovely fan Abbie warmed our cold dead hearts and got him in the news for the right reasons
Abbie did us a solid by confirming that he "smells really nice"
Photos of a new, old, blonde bob got us all in a tizz, but also created some excellent memes
There was no tea in Dubai, but we did get to see him having a nice time on a slide
He is currently injured, which may or may not be flange inflicted, and we hope his recovery time is days rather than weeks
 
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Gossgossgoss9888

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I think City have the sexiest squad in the PL (although I can see the argument for Chelsea).

City players I would shag stone-cold sober (or just with enough drinks to give me courage)...

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(Obviously!)

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Players I would shag stone-cold sober if only I could get over the fact we're about the same height...

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Players I'm not totally feral for but let's face it, if the opportunity arose I'm probably not saying no...

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Players I'd only shag after a fair few drinks and/or they'd have to wow me with a lovely personality and/or at this stage I'm just trying to complete the set...
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Everyone else is too young for me!

This was an incredibly fun exercise.
 
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JoJoS

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Imagine Jack reading this thread and being absolutely livid at the attention the other guys are getting 🤣 Let’s make him jealous till he drops a dick pic.
 
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Smca53

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And with no tag. That's not a claim that's I've fucked up and it's gonna be come out so here have a cupcake.

Would explain the 'injury' and now this. Hmm I smell a rat
Are you joking? This thread has been complaining about him not “claiming” her for as long as it’s existed and now he’s “claimed” her with full photos, a love heart to boot and a happy Valentine’s message and he’s STILL not “claiming” her because he hasn’t tagged her. Man can’t win 😭

The photos are cute! Good for him for doing it. And no she hasn’t stolen his phone, what a weird thing for his fans to say 😬

I hope she doesn’t get any hassle off the back of it.
 
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Encyclopedia

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I though there was another cheating scandal or some nudes were leaked when i saw how many pages i’m behind 😂

unpopular opinion: the pics are cute, hope they have a nice dinner and a great shag, happy valentine’s everyone! 🍆💦❤

Also,can someone explain what is so off with their body language on the second pic? 😃 if it was the couple next door, would you say the same? Just curious, i see nothing wrong there but maybe i’m blind
 
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Violetroselily

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I feel painfully seen! 😂

Afraid this one's more a case of instinct than logic. I did briefly start typing "Grealish noises" into YouTube in an attempt to find some evidence, but then I thought... no. I am an adult woman. Haven't even had my tea yet. Stop analysing everything! 😁
Much easier search for Little Phil's sex noises

 
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ruby1080

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Back to celebrating another brother's birthday on his stories in his usual fashion, gorgeous shot of himself, with his brother's back to the camera 🤣
 
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2busyshopping34

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forgot to pay my tax for this thread so enjoy all x
 

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Sarararah

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Well this escalated quickly 🥵🥵🥵

For my penny's worth I reckon he's definitely a deep groaner. He's voice is so fucking deep.

But I was thinking more of him waking up and Sasha's wearing that fucking red light mask - that would make anyone scream!
 
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