Recap starter for 10
Jack's beautiful interaction with lovely fan Abbie warmed our cold dead hearts and got him in the news for the right reasons
Abbie did us a solid by confirming that he "smells really nice"
Photos of a new, old, blonde bob got us all in a tizz, but also created some excellent memes
There was no tea in Dubai, but we did get to see him having a nice time on a slide
He is currently injured, which may or may not be flange inflicted, and we hope his recovery time is days rather than weeks