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[uglyguccislides]

So cringe trying to retrospectively fill in her gifted baby book - ‘you probably did this’

 

[influencer spy]

I

don’t think I can take seeing the belly rub pics daily….

Oh don’t remind me I forgot about them

 

[justanothernickname]

“Chiarrrrrrrrrggaaaa”…..just say kiara ya dickhead.

 

[Avocadotoast]

Give the child some privacy

Fuck wtf no one cares about his especially random followers. She's a psycho

 

[santababy]

Would like to add crazy next level dreams to the ever growing crazy next level list haha

Meanwhile.. you’ve been a “solo parent” for two days. Calm down

 

[uglyguccislides]

I’m laughing because when I saw Chiara suggested (when she asked what people thought the name was) I thought there’s no way they’ll name her that.. bogan name but here we are. I’m actually so surprised at the name, didn’t pick that at all.

It’s so bogan!! I was thinking Catherine

 

[influencer spy]

What planet is she on!!????????

 

[anonsnarker]

I always find her posts like this so unsympathetic. Sounds more like “i’m so glad i’m done with the newborn stage - rather you than me”

Also why is “MUMMAS” always in caps… every time, I yell it in my head… like, why!?

 

[influencer spy]

She told a friend of mine they did PGT testing in Malaysia… it was a super speed one cost $2500 and embryo she they picked boy first up. No doubt this is a girl

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

I cannot stand the pout!

 

[santababy]

Continue tattlers

bit back/forth whether a thread needed to be created but the latest of her posting her 16 month old tasting wine. Posting a reel about it and then when it didn’t get views whining about it probably tipped it over

 

[influencer spy]

This part got me

Bitch shut up

 

[Astyanax]

She is so boring! Charles ate this, then he slept then! Who cares! I had a very full on toddler and it was hard when he dropped a nap, and I was at least 15 years younger than Joanna and didn’t have a baby - there is going to be a LOT of moaning!
I also always want to say to her if you don’t always offer Charles alternatives he might actually eat the dinners you want him to!

 

[santababy]

39 weeks today, reckon she’s booked in for c section today or tomorrow?
(She was 39+1 with Charles)

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

maybe its because i find this really triggering (my 19mo daughter doesnt eat - not interested in food) but she is obsessed with Charles food intake, like obsessed!

 

[justanothernickname]

He eats everything at daycare because they don’t feed him weird food.
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How does she have followers? Even her friends ‘in her mum group’ don’t like her!

I have no idea. I couldn’t even fake friend her. She would be the most annoying friend ever. She has this attitude like she is better than everyone. Can’t stand it.

 

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

wtf, why is it always Nick up every night with Charles?! He’a the one running a business all day - she can nap when Chiara naps to catch up too, he cant if he working.

Shw said he has had about 3-4 hours sleep thr last 4 nignts. would you not alternate so u each had an ok night sleep every second night?!

i dont know how she lies there sleeping guilt-free!

 

[justanothernickname]

I don’t need to know about her discharge sick!!!

 

[santababy]

So Joanna called two ambulances for Charles today, as he “woke up unwell and went downhill quickly”. Then again the afternoon. Must have been bad, or do some people call ambulances willy nilly?

Considering he was released so quickly I’m not sure why they didn’t just drive him up there

 

[santababy]

How old is she? She's aged heaps this last year

47, side not.. so sus to me that Nick spends 4 days at portsea by himself??