Itsdaniellesjourney #11 fingerbanged in Marbs, clearly overdoing the carbs.

[ChubClubThug]

Has she shrunk Chesney?

Omg crying

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Oh who was she with before??

She briefly added management to her bio (last year I think), then when it was mentioned here, it disappeared!

 

[hellogrrrl]

Do we think she’s on medication or something which is causing the weight gain?

 

[Fmf17]

Usually when someone tries to flog make up they at least do a bloody tutorial showing you how they use it etc. the laziness kills me

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Just waiting for the fire poker and tools to go next to the logs next to the fake fire

Yes hahaha

Yes hahaha

In "LIKE, MATT BLACK", of course.

 

[twinmamma88]

That she forgot about ...

And bought probably just as many to replace!!! How does she wear that many surely she doesn’t wear once and wash?!?!

 

[Welshy2022]

Dan summarises her weekend. View attachment 1220035

Creased at this comment

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Why doesn’t she just wear jeans like a normal person?!

 

[#ad#aff]

Image being on the other end of that call
"can I put you on hold I need to let Chester Drawers jn"
Who the fxxk is Chester Drawers

Stop I’m crying

 

[#ad#aff]

Lolol

 

[Hereforthehottea]

It's the Bugsy Malone loafers for me.

*shoes/ hair/ make up/bag excluded

 

[maisie12]

Is she still talking about her long working days and the weather

And potential hangovers!

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Fucking hell her Disney content is basically how you write about your holiday in primary school, first we did this, then we did this, we did this ride, then we did this ride, now this ride. Is this the content Disney is paying for? I’m no more influenced than I was before, worth it

I was waiting for ‘and it was all a dream’ or ‘the end’

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Her stories are giving me the extra rage this morning. I have her on mute but I can still hear the HAPPEHHH FRIDEHHHHHHHHHHH and then she bangs on about the fucking weather for about 3 stories like OOOOH THE SUN and then she reels off what she’s done like a toddler writing a story I GOT UP AND I HAD A SHOWER AND I GOT DRESSED AND I WENT FOR A WALK AND I HAD BREAKFAST. All while she’s looking like she’s been rolled around in a bag of Wotsits and she’s copying her dog’s hairstyle except her dog did it better. You’re boring mate. Seriously wanna yeet her into the ocean.

I thought the same BUT at least she's not mentioned the word coffee!!

 

[Rabbit!69]

I feel like she’s a really random person for Disney to invite!! No kids and doesn’t appear to be a “Disney adult”…. She just posts food and clothes content so how on earth would her audience be appealing for Disney???

This is the reason I don’t believe she’s been ‘invited’ as it’s so random.

 

[Alexlilz]

She bangs on about the fucking weather constantly, it’s her only chat. Imagine a convo with her in person.

“Oh Mr Sun is out” blink “trinkety bits” blink “carbonara”

"Hello beauty" *blink blink*

Oh god I actually think her fish tacos look decent, have I lost my mind?

 

[i_cracked_hadtocomment]

She needs to find an iron

 

[Hello Kitty]

Why does the Birdy Song spring to mind View attachment 1130130

She must be taking the piss surely?

 

[mcfeez]

She does not eat a lot food if what she puts on instagram is anything to go by.

 

[Fanaff]

I have a thread suggestion
“Flume pipes, fake logs and followers, spenny Dani will buy them all”
Someone better than me could probably make a better one that rhymes!