Isobel Lorna

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The social media is, I believe, a distraction for how she really makes her money. It’s an open secret the situation with her. Sadly for her a client posted his “experience” with her. Quite the little try hard
 
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there is smth so off putting about her, just her facial expression.. always that smug ingenuine grin ..
and i cant put my finger on it, but her neck/shoulders.. smth is so.. weird? she looks like she got a huge stick up her *** at all times.
cant help but..🙈
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there is smth so off putting about her, just her facial expression.. always that smug ingenuine grin ..
and i cant put my finger on it, but her neck/shoulders.. smth is so.. weird? she looks like she got a huge stick up her *** at all times.
cant help but..🙈
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I think she’s just very masculine looking and the thin hair doesn’t help, if she got some thick/longer extensions it’d detract away from her face a bit and just give her an overall more feminine look. how she was charging those rates to entertainer when she looks the way she does is mind boggling to me lol
 
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The reel of her getting out of her KA came up yesterday, I think she walks like a proper bloke!
 
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She has a reel up on insta of what bags they all wore to a wedding and captioned it ‘I think the bags were more than the wedding 💀’, she’s so bleeping rude! She acts like a snobby child, can you imagine if you were at a wedding and your friend put up a post with that caption and emoji.

People in the comments are also cringing at her wearing a Birkin as a wedding guest bag, rightly so. More and more her posts are screaming call girl, if she had any actual wealth or manners she’d have plenty of options in her wardrobe to dress appropriately for events… and get a new car…. and not only own the most weird Hermes colours.
 
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She has a reel up on insta of what bags they all wore to a wedding and captioned it ‘I think the bags were more than the wedding 💀’, she’s so bleeping rude! She acts like a snobby child, can you imagine if you were at a wedding and your friend put up a post with that caption and emoji.

People in the comments are also cringing at her wearing a Birkin as a wedding guest bag, rightly so. More and more her posts are screaming call girl, if she had any actual wealth or manners she’d have plenty of options in her wardrobe to dress appropriately for events… and get a new car…. and not only own the most weird Hermes colours.
Has she taken it down? I can’t see it. Mortified for her if she’s actually posted that…
 
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Has she taken it down? I can’t see it. Mortified for her if she’s actually posted that…
She definitely did, I saw it and thought what a rude witch. It was either in her stories and has now expired, or it was on the end of this reel and she's edited it out.

Does she only own that one bag? She looks stupid with something so big with that dress. Might as well have had a Primark suitcase dragging along behind her, would have looked the same. Couldn't care less if she's a part time hooker but if she is then why doesn't she get one of her clients to buy her some more bags.

 
That’s utterly mortifying. And tasteless.

I’d say it must be rage bait but even so… it doesn’t make it any less tasteless.

It’s a wedding, a formal event, and she’s wearing a plunge evening gown and a bag that isn’t appropriate either. The weather has been nice, but she’s in barely anything and no cover up. It’s all so tacky.

To then record and brag about how much their inappropriate and tacky bags cost in comparison so the wedding they are a guest at…

My skin is crawling I’m cringing so badly. This is just awful on so many levels.

When I got married, I was just excited to see my friends together, over the moon at being married, in a total bubble. If someone had approached me to ask if they could film my bag for content, I’d have been wtf? Same when I’m a guest at a friends wedding. I’m having so much fun, I really DNGAF about handbags.

These women are really messed up.

Imagine bragging about your one expensive handbag when you’re renting in a houseshare too.
 
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Right tattlers, let’s do a bit of a deep dive. Into the murky world of Ms Lorna.

One of the reasons she was showing off the bags in her reels, is likely connected to the company Selliers Knightsbridge. You’ll recognise the name, because Isobel works with them, promotes them etc, a lot.

It’s a company that resells designer bags, located opposite Harrods. So kinda glamorous but also, kinda not.

What’s that got to do with the wedding?

Well Ms Fennel, is the bride. And she works as a managing director at SK, from late 2021, having joined them from being an “online stylist” at matches. A bit of a step up right? Well that’s because the groom also works at SK. His name is Ayaz and he’s the COO at SK.


Another weird pivot. He’s gone from being a solicitor to COO of a second hand handbag company. And a parent founder. How’d a solicitor get into that?

well that’s because it’s his mother and sister own the company. Dinara (his mum) and Hanushka (his sister).


Hanushka is the literal founder, having worked at SK for 6 years apparently. She’s also a former solicitor.

here’s her LinkedIn. You’ll note, posh school, good education, legal training and Russian as a second language. More on that later.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/hanushka-toni?originalSubdomain=uk

what about the mum, Dina?

She featured alongside Hanushka in a segment in harper’s b.


but not much info on her background. Here’s another article about their store in Monaco. Why Monaco? Well aside from the obvious glam of Monaco, Dina’s husband works there. More on him later too…


So how on earth does a woman without much of a career background that we can see, along with her daughter whose only job has been as a trainee solicitor, get the funding to open a store in Knightsbridge and hire the entire family?

well that could very well be down to the husband and father, Rafael Ibrahimov. He is a former ambassador from Azerbaijan. And has previously served as ambassador to the U.K. recently, he pled guilty to sexual assaults against women.



Hence Hanushka speaking Russian. Now if anyone knows a bit of Russian/Azerbaijan history… it’s an interesting one. Azerbaijan as a country, has had high levels of corruption in government. To say the least. See the oil fields of Azerbaijan and the interaction of the state on the sovereign wealth fund.

but maybe it’s not him. Who is Hanushka married to? And why does he have zero social media presence? Maybe that’s because, his name is Sergei Toni.


Sergei (or Sergey) is the son of a Russian oligarch, essentially. He’s been named on lucrative company structures from the age of 15. He’s been named in the Pandora papers.


Hanushka and her husband are both named in this document, in relation to being under “investigation for corruption”; the documents name? “Warmongers Under Sanctions”


and how is she described?
“Wife of Sergey Toni, who is a son of the deputy general director of the state owned Russian Railways (one of the world’s largest transport companies) Oleg Toni; daughter of the former Azerbaijani ambassador to the U.K. Rafael Ibrahimov. Toni received financial benefit from corruption schemes designed to obtain illegal sources of income through family association with corrupt politicians”

as is so often the case, you scratch the surface of these people’s lives and it’s far from the glamour they portray.

if I was Isabel, I’d be taking a hard, hard look at myself rn and the people I’m associating with.
 
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Right tattlers, let’s do a bit of a deep dive. Into the murky world of Ms Lorna.

One of the reasons she was showing off the bags in her reels, is likely connected to the company Selliers Knightsbridge. You’ll recognise the name, because Isobel works with them, promotes them etc, a lot.

It’s a company that resells designer bags, located opposite Harrods. So kinda glamorous but also, kinda not.

What’s that got to do with the wedding?

Well Ms Fennel, is the bride. And she works as a managing director at SK, from late 2021, having joined them from being an “online stylist” at matches. A bit of a step up right? Well that’s because the groom also works at SK. His name is Ayaz and he’s the COO at SK.


Another weird pivot. He’s gone from being a solicitor to COO of a second hand handbag company. And a parent founder. How’d a solicitor get into that?

well that’s because it’s his mother and sister own the company. Dinara (his mum) and Hanushka (his sister).


Hanushka is the literal founder, having worked at SK for 6 years apparently. She’s also a former solicitor.

here’s her LinkedIn. You’ll note, posh school, good education, legal training and Russian as a second language. More on that later.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/hanushka-toni?originalSubdomain=uk

what about the mum, Dina?

She featured alongside Hanushka in a segment in harper’s b.


but not much info on her background. Here’s another article about their store in Monaco. Why Monaco? Well aside from the obvious glam of Monaco, Dina’s husband works there. More on him later too…


So how on earth does a woman without much of a career background that we can see, along with her daughter whose only job has been as a trainee solicitor, get the funding to open a store in Knightsbridge and hire the entire family?

well that could very well be down to the husband and father, Rafael Ibrahimov. He is a former ambassador from Azerbaijan. And has previously served as ambassador to the U.K. recently, he pled guilty to sexual assaults against women.



Hence Hanushka speaking Russian. Now if anyone knows a bit of Russian/Azerbaijan history… it’s an interesting one. Azerbaijan as a country, has had high levels of corruption in government. To say the least. See the oil fields of Azerbaijan and the interaction of the state on the sovereign wealth fund.

but maybe it’s not him. Who is Hanushka married to? And why does he have zero social media presence? Maybe that’s because, his name is Sergei Toni.


Sergei (or Sergey) is the son of a Russian oligarch, essentially. He’s been named on lucrative company structures from the age of 15. He’s been named in the Pandora papers.


Hanushka and her husband are both named in this document, in relation to being under “investigation for corruption”; the documents name? “Warmongers Under Sanctions”


and how is she described?
“Wife of Sergey Toni, who is a son of the deputy general director of the state owned Russian Railways (one of the world’s largest transport companies) Oleg Toni; daughter of the former Azerbaijani ambassador to the U.K. Rafael Ibrahimov. Toni received financial benefit from corruption schemes designed to obtain illegal sources of income through family association with corrupt politicians”

as is so often the case, you scratch the surface of these people’s lives and it’s far from the glamour they portray.

if I was Isabel, I’d be taking a hard, hard look at myself rn and the people I’m associating with.
This is amazing! 👏

BIB - She won't care as long as they're rich 💰
 
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This is amazing! 👏

BIB - She won't care as long as they're rich 💰
it honestly makes them all look so disgusting. IMO.

the article I shared had the below on Anushka and alludes to SK;

Sergey Toni’s wife, Hanushka Toni, is the daughter of Azerbaijan’s former ambassador to London. Like her husband, she is familiar with unprofitable companies: she’s the director of a London-based real estate firm into which the couple have invested nearly two million pounds and owns a consignment handbag store she opened with her mother.

Both businesses are in the red. But neither they nor her husband’s lossmaking real estate empire have prevented the family from leading a life of luxury.

According to his wife’s Instagram posts, they split their time between London and Monaco. Her posts also show that she received an Aston Martin for her birthday in 2015 and poses in clothing made by Fendi, Gucci, and Dolce & Gabbana.”


meanwhile Hanushka is throwing her grubby ill gotten gains around London and Isobel showing off her Kelly like it means anything at all… meanwhile the money funding it all, has come at huge human cost and exploitation.

all of them are disgusting people. Every single one of them. Isobel and her manchild boyfriend are just useful idiots to this cabal. And she prances around on her shopping trips to harrods looking like the biggest little fool in London.
 
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Right tattlers, let’s do a bit of a deep dive. Into the murky world of Ms Lorna.

One of the reasons she was showing off the bags in her reels, is likely connected to the company Selliers Knightsbridge. You’ll recognise the name, because Isobel works with them, promotes them etc, a lot.

It’s a company that resells designer bags, located opposite Harrods. So kinda glamorous but also, kinda not.

What’s that got to do with the wedding?

Well Ms Fennel, is the bride. And she works as a managing director at SK, from late 2021, having joined them from being an “online stylist” at matches. A bit of a step up right? Well that’s because the groom also works at SK. His name is Ayaz and he’s the COO at SK.


Another weird pivot. He’s gone from being a solicitor to COO of a second hand handbag company. And a parent founder. How’d a solicitor get into that?

well that’s because it’s his mother and sister own the company. Dinara (his mum) and Hanushka (his sister).


Hanushka is the literal founder, having worked at SK for 6 years apparently. She’s also a former solicitor.

here’s her LinkedIn. You’ll note, posh school, good education, legal training and Russian as a second language. More on that later.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/hanushka-toni?originalSubdomain=uk

what about the mum, Dina?

She featured alongside Hanushka in a segment in harper’s b.


but not much info on her background. Here’s another article about their store in Monaco. Why Monaco? Well aside from the obvious glam of Monaco, Dina’s husband works there. More on him later too…


So how on earth does a woman without much of a career background that we can see, along with her daughter whose only job has been as a trainee solicitor, get the funding to open a store in Knightsbridge and hire the entire family?

well that could very well be down to the husband and father, Rafael Ibrahimov. He is a former ambassador from Azerbaijan. And has previously served as ambassador to the U.K. recently, he pled guilty to sexual assaults against women.



Hence Hanushka speaking Russian. Now if anyone knows a bit of Russian/Azerbaijan history… it’s an interesting one. Azerbaijan as a country, has had high levels of corruption in government. To say the least. See the oil fields of Azerbaijan and the interaction of the state on the sovereign wealth fund.

but maybe it’s not him. Who is Hanushka married to? And why does he have zero social media presence? Maybe that’s because, his name is Sergei Toni.


Sergei (or Sergey) is the son of a Russian oligarch, essentially. He’s been named on lucrative company structures from the age of 15. He’s been named in the Pandora papers.


Hanushka and her husband are both named in this document, in relation to being under “investigation for corruption”; the documents name? “Warmongers Under Sanctions”


and how is she described?
“Wife of Sergey Toni, who is a son of the deputy general director of the state owned Russian Railways (one of the world’s largest transport companies) Oleg Toni; daughter of the former Azerbaijani ambassador to the U.K. Rafael Ibrahimov. Toni received financial benefit from corruption schemes designed to obtain illegal sources of income through family association with corrupt politicians”

as is so often the case, you scratch the surface of these people’s lives and it’s far from the glamour they portray.

if I was Isabel, I’d be taking a hard, hard look at myself rn and the people I’m associating with.
Brilliant work-Ive always wondered about Hanushka!
 
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ohhh the background on Sellier is so interesting! A dodgy family. I first came across the store because they come up a lot on Lydia Millen’s threads.

Back to the reel - she’s defensive in the comments it’s very funny. So offended people think carrying a day bag with an evening gown is incorrect.
 
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“I predict a skinny French nail trending for summer”

Er, it’s an almond shape French mani and has been around for eons.

Hanushka and Sergei must’ve lit up when they stumbled across Isabella. She’s insecure, materialistic and not the brightest. They are playing her like a fiddle. Likewise for her manchild boyfriend.

Sorry but her whole account looks like it’s some sort of money laundering. None of it is adding up. Voir social is not paying her bills, and her only notable client is Selliers Knightsbridge. And who does to the wedding of a client?

They invited her because she’s a useful idiot to them.
 
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saw this posted by @Vangirl in the memes thread and thought no that's EXACTLY what Isobel would try and pretend she's forgotten in her instagram reels, actually


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