Isobel Lorna

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Works and saves so she can piss away her money on cars and handbags.
I mean the thing is, this is what every other influencer in the category she wants to be in does, but I think she fails to remember that all of those girls are 30+ years old (bar kate Hutchins). I’m sure they all just see her as a massive try hard and would never want to associate with her
 
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Her boyfriend gives me a massive ick. Like literally making my skin crawl. The pouting and bragging omg 😭
 
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definitely doesn’t have rich parents though? 🙄 give over
Her dad was in policing, didn’t think there was a lot of money in that?

also, you don’t need to be well off to ski. Lots of places do it fairly cheap.

she’s defs like to pretend she’s well off, but her and her boyfriend are basically just cosplaying as a generic posh Londoner. A couple of years ago he was dressing like he picked fights in nightclubs. It’s all a front to mask their insecurities. A form of internalised classicism.
 
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Anyone else find it super annoying that she keeps going on about how her bf is not on tik tok or insta. Everyone knows it’s William Wade. Also, not sure why she’s trying to hide it, no one actually cares lol. Had to unfollow her - she’s insufferable.
 
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The “my boyfriend isn’t Miles” and “he isn’t on TikTok”shtick is unbelievably obnoxious. It’s straight up ragebait and if we’re being honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t have a boyfriend at all. Her personality is vapid in the purest form. And if she did have a boyfriend, she’d 100% post him all the time. I appreciate she tries to put on this persona of “strong, self made independent female” as a justification not to post him. But, there’s nothing self made about her. She’s sacrificed every luxury in her life so she can buy try hard hand bags and £800 of ski kit from Zara (just lol). We know her income from influencing is limited and I don’t believe for a second she isn’t supplemented by someone in her family. I get that much of her stuff is rented and what she does wear regularly (I.e. the permanent collection which isn’t borrowed) isn’t particularly nice. But the cosplaying middle class just isn’t consistent with her reality. Don’t even get me started on the faux “luxury advent calendar”. The Dior notebook and the Harrods money bag is just insanity. No one buys that tit.
 
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Is it just me or does anyone else think that she bought the luxury advent calendar for herself…?
 
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The “my boyfriend isn’t Miles” and “he isn’t on TikTok”shtick is unbelievably obnoxious. It’s straight up ragebait and if we’re being honest, I wouldn’t be surprised if she doesn’t have a boyfriend at all. Her personality is vapid in the purest form. And if she did have a boyfriend, she’d 100% post him all the time. I appreciate she tries to put on this persona of “strong, self made independent female” as a justification not to post him. But, there’s nothing self made about her. She’s sacrificed every luxury in her life so she can buy try hard hand bags and £800 of ski kit from Zara (just lol). We know her income from influencing is limited and I don’t believe for a second she isn’t supplemented by someone in her family. I get that much of her stuff is rented and what she does wear regularly (I.e. the permanent collection which isn’t borrowed) isn’t particularly nice. But the cosplaying middle class just isn’t consistent with her reality. Don’t even get me started on the faux “luxury advent calendar”. The Dior notebook and the Harrods money bag is just insanity. No one buys that tit.
Yeh it’s all show with her. Her and her “boyfriend” shill the same brands so it wouldn’t shock me if they worked for the same agency and they were paired up. He comes across as incredibly camp in some of his vids.

Real wealth isn’t obsessed with brands like this, she’s obsessed with appearing wealthy. And making terrible financial decisions. Saving up for a car instead of a home seems madness to me.

This is a girl who comes from a lower middle class background and is super insecure about it, so thinks putting on an MIC accent and going to Harrods will make her aspirational, it’s so sad to see someone this shallow and insecure.

We all know someone like her, obsessed with looks and appearances. I guess she’s slightly better because her car apparently isn’t on finance.
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Of course. Fully expensed to her "influencer business" too no doubt.
Her buisness in companies house doesn’t look like it’s raking in cash that’s for sure
 
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I’m telling you on the 25th she’ll get the van cleef alhambra necklace in mother of pearl. Her bf already posted a video that he’s buying that necklace. Also I don’t think she bought the advent calendar herself it’s probs from her bf who’s obsessed with brands and looks just like her. btw what do you think about her friend Kate Elisabeth’s advent calendar? I like her much more as it is so realistic but sometimes I feel like she’s not even happy when she sees what’s inside the bag
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also Will gives me the ick. the guy is 32 and all he cares about is how to look wealthy.
 
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I always find it quite telling with influencers who adopt this old money lifestyle in a cosplay way have their school name dug out. Does anyone know if she went to a private one? (Considering she’s showing off about skiing as a child gearing her up for being rich lol)
 
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I’m telling you on the 25th she’ll get the van cleef alhambra necklace in mother of pearl. Her bf already posted a video that he’s buying that necklace. Also I don’t think she bought the advent calendar herself it’s probs from her bf who’s obsessed with brands and looks just like her. btw what do you think about her friend Kate Elisabeth’s advent calendar? I like her much more as it is so realistic but sometimes I feel like she’s not even happy when she sees what’s inside the bag
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also Will gives me the ick. the guy is 32 and all he cares about is how to look wealthy.
And he won’t have bought it out of thoughtfulness to her. He’s bought it to show off on social media. Tragic
 
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That's a money laundering outlet.
Her real paid occupation?

She's a callgirl who charges £900 an hour. Two/three clients a week, two hours minimum. He performance has been reviewed on a forum for such things. Meh. Worth the money apparently.

I suspect her luxury flat is also part of an ongoing arrangement with a "friend".

So now you know.....
How do you know it's her? Surely she's not using the same name for her instagram "influencer" activities as for any call girl activities!?
 
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That's a money laundering outlet.
Her real paid occupation?

She's a callgirl who charges £900 an hour. Two/three clients a week, two hours minimum. He performance has been reviewed on a forum for such things. Meh. Worth the money apparently.

I suspect her luxury flat is also part of an ongoing arrangement with a "friend".

So now you know.....
can you post more receipts here or on the sugar baby thread please, very very interested in seeing this..
 
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I'll post it below. It's a now deleted sub on Reddit. The rich guy also went with another girl in Germany. Spent 3 days and 21k on her so our Isobel is selling herself erm.... Cheap... 😂 And yes it's definitely her - he'd contacted her via her Instagram.

This is the (Christmas) gift that keeps on giving. And you'll all have a laugh when she posts now.....
oh my good god… great find @Killerheels, well done.

no issue at all with sex work or entertaining, big issue with making out like the money has come from something totally different. what a crazy revelation
 
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Oh wow!

I’m not sure what to make of that! Why was the sub deleted?

On one hand, it reads a little bit like someone who is a fantasist.

On the other… sex work is really easy to engage in, in London.

I remember when I was single and on tinder, it wasn’t hugely uncommon to be propositioned for sex work. For example, I remember there was a guy who was visiting London and matched with me on Tinder. He offered to pay me £3k for dinner, drinks and spending the night with him so the claim doesn’t sound wildly unrealistic. This was about 8 years ago? Didn’t take him up on it so can’t say if it was genuine.