Isobel Lorna

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bleeping sick of hearing about her car 🥱

It's not the flex she thinks it is. People with actual money put far less worth in these things than she is.

Saw this comment and thought it was SO rude. Just because it costs a lot doesn't mean anything. Hermes have been criticised for their animal farms where they keep alligators and although they do guarantee SOME workers get at least minimum wage and some job protection this isn't true for every supplier they choose to work with / factory.

Add in the recent scandal with Dior on how cheaply they actually produce these bags... Apparently a Birkin costs $800 to produce so her little Kelly even less. I love a designer bag but you're buying a Hermes bag for the status and nothing else and it isn't a cute look driving round in your bang average car bragging about it.

And let's not forget she's actually damaged one of the handles so she hardly treats it well!
 

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bleeping sick of hearing about her car 🥱

It's not the flex she thinks it is. People with actual money put far less worth in these things than she is.

Saw this comment and thought it was SO rude. Just because it costs a lot doesn't mean anything. Hermes have been criticised for their animal farms where they keep alligators and although they do guarantee SOME workers get at least minimum wage and some job protection this isn't true for every supplier they choose to work with / factory.

Add in the recent scandal with Dior on how cheaply they actually produce these bags... Apparently a Birkin costs $800 to produce so her little Kelly even less. I love a designer bag but you're buying a Hermes bag for the status and nothing else and it isn't a cute look driving round in your bang average car bragging about it.

And let's not forget she's actually damaged one of the handles so she hardly treats it well!
She’s obviously as harmless as she looks if she thinks luxury goods aren’t also linked to child labour and unethical work practices.
 
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bleeping sick of hearing about her car 🥱

It's not the flex she thinks it is. People with actual money put far less worth in these things than she is.

Saw this comment and thought it was SO rude. Just because it costs a lot doesn't mean anything. Hermes have been criticised for their animal farms where they keep alligators and although they do guarantee SOME workers get at least minimum wage and some job protection this isn't true for every supplier they choose to work with / factory.

Add in the recent scandal with Dior on how cheaply they actually produce these bags... Apparently a Birkin costs $800 to produce so her little Kelly even less. I love a designer bag but you're buying a Hermes bag for the status and nothing else and it isn't a cute look driving round in your bang average car bragging about it.

And let's not forget she's actually damaged one of the handles so she hardly treats it well!
Owning a bit of Hermes is her whole personality at this point.
 
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I don’t even follow her but have still had to endure about 25 different TikToks on her “manifesting a Birkin”.
 
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Honestly? I find it all a bit embarrassing. I’m a luxury lover and I own several quota bags from Hermes but I wouldn’t not dream of buying something so extravagant whilst driving a 15 year old car and renting my apartment. Her priorities are in the wrong place and it is simply because she cannot afford to invest in property whilst also buying expensive handbags.
 
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i find it unusual that she's managed to get so many followers when she's not what most would describe as attractive, she has quite a masculine look
 
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i find it unusual that she's managed to get so many followers when she's not what most would describe as attractive, she has quite a masculine look

Almost all of her followers are from when she was doing her apprenticeship/work videos. I’d say maybe 80% originally followed her back then.
 
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Almost all of her followers are from when she was doing her apprenticeship/work videos. I’d say maybe 80% originally followed her back then.
This was when I started following her as at the time I was an apprentice myself! She very much gives 'look at me I have things' now
 
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Am I the only one that thinks Isobel just got a wealthy sponsor.. but wants to still come across as a business woman and successful so tries to maintain the aura and facade of a business woman but clearly the money is not balancing and he's running this fake believe business into the ground.. I mean I haven't heard any successes since Champo hair brand and preloved bag company.

Now the designer advant calendar from boyfriend who is not miles...?
 
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I really can’t stand her, she cosplays as a rich girl and comes out a parody
I thought she was as a parody account at first.
It’s bizarre. She comes from a modest family from suburban Bristol - so why is she putting in a weird accent that sounds straight out of made in Chelsea?
I think her dad is in teaching or something.
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Most of her income is from being an influencer, not her 'marketing agency' which she is totally unqualified to even run. It's a vanity project with not very clients (if any at this point?) and she seems to have abandoned it as of October 2024 - website is expired, she hasn't updated her Instagram for it in 26+ weeks.

Companies House looks low finance wise and there's no way she'd be sustaining this lifestyle from income from her 'agency'.

She grew up in a 2 million pound detached 6 bedroom house with a tennis court and swimming pool lmao, she has no idea about the value of money and her apprenticeship videos were always weird, she would post extremely expensive luxury while on an apprentice wage and actually she just had zero bills while living at home. She then sold an ebook on how to get to where she is, as if people need a tutorial on how to land a bog standard marketing apprenticeship.
I think you might be mistaken if you’re looking at the address on companies house.

there’s a house that was for sale on the same street that has the same name, but I’m pretty sure she grew up in the _cottage_ .

so there’s McMansion and then there’s McMansion cottage on the same street.
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btw to anyone wondering who is her bf
How do you know he’s her boyfriend? He looks as insufferable as her tbf.
 
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I thought she was as a parody account at first.
It’s bizarre. She comes from a modest family from suburban Bristol - so why is she putting in a weird accent that sounds straight out of made in Chelsea?
I think her dad is in teaching or something.
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I think you might be mistaken if you’re looking at the address on companies house.

there’s a house that was for sale on the same street that has the same name, but I’m pretty sure she grew up in the _cottage_ .

so there’s McMansion and then there’s McMansion cottage on the same street.
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How do you know he’s her boyfriend? He looks as insufferable as her tbf.
If you check the guy’s profile when Isobel was at the Estelle Manor she filmed a car with red interior - the guy has a vid from estelle manor and the same car also if you check a video about countryside the guy literally has the same watch and jumper as the one who’s arm appears in her tiktok the shot where she’s cycling in the vid when she’s in the countryside . Check his posts from italy - third pinned post - same time frame and location where Isobel filmed her what’s in her bag. Also the guy has a video called italian wedding >>>> and he’s in the car with her. Also on his tiktok he literally has a video with her kelly. Lastly, his vid on instagram called “when your ride doesn’t match your aesthetic” the first few shots are filmed at her flat
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I thought she was as a parody account at first.
It’s bizarre. She comes from a modest family from suburban Bristol - so why is she putting in a weird accent that sounds straight out of made in Chelsea?
I think her dad is in teaching or something.
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I think you might be mistaken if you’re looking at the address on companies house.

there’s a house that was for sale on the same street that has the same name, but I’m pretty sure she grew up in the _cottage_ .

so there’s McMansion and then there’s McMansion cottage on the same street.
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How do you know he’s her boyfriend? He looks as insufferable as her tbf.
Also I think that massive house is her parents’ cause if you check her sisters post she was posting from that house’s livingroom as Christmas with the fam etc.
 
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If you check the guy’s profile when Isobel was at the Estelle Manor she filmed a car with red interior - the guy has a vid from estelle manor and the same car also if you check a video about countryside the guy literally has the same watch and jumper as the one who’s arm appears in her tiktok the shot where she’s cycling in the vid when she’s in the countryside . Check his posts from italy - third pinned post - same time frame and location where Isobel filmed her what’s in her bag. Also the guy has a video called italian wedding >>>> and he’s in the car with her. Also on his tiktok he literally has a video with her kelly. Lastly, his vid on instagram called “when your ride doesn’t match your aesthetic” the first few shots are filmed at her flat
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Also I think that massive house is her parents’ cause if you check her sisters post she was posting from that house’s livingroom as Christmas with the fam etc.
who is her sister?
 
Well she’s clearly reading here! :ROFLMAO: Hi Isobel! Laughing at the idea she was “too creative” to work in legal marketing, you make the same TikTok trend videos as everyone else and post about Hermes every day, where’s the creativity?!

And I don’t care if the advent calendar is real or not, the rampant consumerism is gross, nobody needs 25 luxury purchases in as many days. That’s not your drive and great career that means you can buy nice things, it just about showing off having as much pointless stuff as possible and it’s tacky.
 
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Well she’s clearly reading here! :ROFLMAO: Hi Isobel! Laughing at the idea she was “too creative” to work in legal marketing, you make the same TikTok trend videos as everyone else and post about Hermes every day, where’s the creativity?!

And I don’t care if the advent calendar is real or not, the rampant consumerism is gross, nobody needs 25 luxury purchases in as many days. That’s not your drive and great career that means you can buy nice things, it just about showing off having as much pointless stuff as possible and it’s tacky.
I don’t have TT, but I’m floored that she’s calling herself creative…

her content is very generic, she dresses like every other person on insta. She’s signed up to a big standard agency advertising the same “luxury” goods.

she puts on the same generic, fake posh accent that a million girls in London have. You could stroll down Clapham and stumble across a dozen of this exact same person, that’s how generic she is.
 
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She’s not even unlikeable at this point, it’s just sad. Her content is sad.

she doesn’t care about uni. Thinks uni is a waste of time. Works and saves so she can piss away her money on cars and handbags.

such a depressing outlook to have. I just can’t get my head around it. Her own father is a lecturer for the Open university for gods sake.

not everyone is suited to a degree, not everyone wants or needs a degree. But to say they are a waste of time is embarrassingly ignorant.

Ignoring the evidence which suggests uni grads over the course of their lifetime earn more… (because earnings arent the only metric of success) a degree can offer so much more. Hell, cracking open a single book would benefit this one.

maybe if she bothered to read once in a while she wouldn’t make embarrassing spelling mistakes on her own book cover.
 
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