Alice says she is writing a book. I think a good title suggestion is "Own Goals - or how to Fuck Up Your Own Life"
LOL. Tone could write the forward.
Hey Fuckos
Bristol Massive here. You may know me from Twitter (Joined to show support for my Sister Alice. Adore my wife Rachel (who I met at Alice's wedding). Love my dogs. Can't work ATM as waiting for a kidney transplant). Also, I used to sell used goods in a Cash Converter in Bristol. Big Al is the best Sis in the world ever. Read her book to find out how to achieve all your
own goals in life and become Mum of the Year like her too. This book is best enjoyed when you are 3 sharp ones in.
Learn how Big Al triumphed over the rat in her Prius, the squirrel in her bin, her evil step-mother (who sat on daddy's knee!!), a Welsh
drug lord love rat and worst of all, the She Devil I am calling Tianca. There is also the inspiring story of how she rescued a refugee from El Salvador from the slums of Elveta, who was great at the cleaning and cooking, but sadly had to be let go when the love rat wouldn't pay her anymore. She is also an entrepreneur and owner of Alice Evans Designs featuring amazing
tat bags. If only we could have sold them at Cash Converters, I wouldn't have lost my business! She can now be found on Cameo under
crazy people actors.
She is a FEMINIST and inspires and supports women all over the world,
who agree with her, through her #TeamAlice and #IamAlice hashtags. She has battled serious
hangovers fibromyalgia and still manages to do the school run (usually). Big Al will show you how all this is possible in this book.
Tony "Tone" Evans