When pigs fly.
This is just the best!I think kidney sTONE is eaten up with jealousy re Ioan.
This is what they meant when they said she's acting again.
“Polished glamour” ..??Talking to herself with the new sock.
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Not to mention her nose becoming progressively more "flushed" during a recent selfi-paloozaShe posted her own selfies with pin point pupils.
Thank you for this. Chuckling away in the corner hereI was sleeping ... got my coffee now
Here's list of titles to date:
#209 102 Donations Alice Keeps on Talking Smack while Alun Brings the Dragon Back
#208 Dupee, or not Dupee, that is the question
#207 The con was ruff, then she tried to drop the Gruff
#206 Yo, Me and Dupee
#205 The Judge asks Alice to go on mute
#204 Alice has a very loose relationship with time and the truth
#203 Nothing says “marriage is for life” quite like a 56 page pre-nup.
#202 Bern, Baby (Angel), Bern, GRIFTER INFERNO
#201 Alice's puffball skirts are older than Bianca
#200 Tattle adopts walrus with a grossly over-litigated, scorched earth agenda
#199 w.h.e.r.e.a.r.e.y.o.u.r.f.i.n.a.n.c.i.a.l.s.a.l.i.c.e.
#198 Alice keeps spouting BS while Tattle donates to end MS
#197 Alice interrupts the Judge
#196 Sure, Jan
#195 Tell Me You’re Getting Married Without Telling Me!
#194 Ms Evans throws her weight behind Tattle Lite.
#193 Socks, lies and no videotape
#192 Alice's ego's writing cheques her talent, body & personality can't cash.
#191 The Deeply Irritating Presence of Evans
#190 The Chronicles of Ioania The Lying, The Biyatch & the Warring Wardrobe
#189 Ding Dong, the witch is gone…
#188 Alice? Alice? Who the Bifurc is Alice??
#187 remaining married to alice is causing me a considerable amount of stress
#186 It has always been a dump smell!
#185 Respectfully, you’re a lunatic
#184 The Silence of the Socks
#183 No restraining order for Bianca. Case was dismissed.
#182 4th of July is Ioan’s Independence Day. See you next Tuesday, Alice!
#181 I believe Alice's actions are child abuse.
#180 Alice has the saggy muff, Bianca has the handsome Gruff.
#179 Alice is so rattled by Tattle, which proves we are doing God's work
#178 Ioan took a one way trip from A to B
#177 As trusty as a cat with an unattended prawn cocktail
#176 ApocAlice Now
#175 Never mind, Alice. Keep your chins up!
#174 Even her divorce lawyer left her.
#173 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd and Bianca Wallace
#172 Alice Evans Always and Forever Con-ning
#171 MAlice,Toxteth our lovely Turd, says appreciate life, stop causing strife
#170 Bad Boyo 4! Want more?
#169 Red lipstick, mouth with the click, it’s the unregulated lunatic
#168 Alice's claim to fame is Ioan's name
#167 Will the real Alice please show her face?
#166 Tomayto, Tomahto; DARVO, DVRO
#165 Alice, it's time for a Burkhart-to-heart
#164 Alice in Yogurtland
#163 We just watched Jabba the Chunk get destroyed by a droid. Best Star Wars yet
#162 Comments are not made under oath, and bear no resemblance to the truth.
#161 No surprise Alice is appearing at something with the word con in the title
#160 The guy isn’t a wimp, he’s a fricking super hero.
#159 Saint Ioan of Tattle wouldn’t ride MN into battle.
#158 Alice was a no show, to the pokey she must go.
#157 Yo's showing class while Alice is showing her erse.
#156 No one is responsible for Alice's bills but Alice.
#155 No one is responsible for Alice's behaviour except Alice.
#154 Mr Fantastic's alcoholic ex wife is trying to start shite with me
#153 Hagatha Crusty - Murder on the Panda Express!
#152 Lentil soup is healing hearts but it just makes poor old Alice fart.
#151 Shaking and crying, grifting and lying
#150 The Christmas Card 2 - return to sender. Alice doesn’t live here anymore
#149 On the 1st day of Xmas my true victim gave to me, more GREY ROCK how bloody DARE HE?
#148 Malice and the 102 Ailments
#147 Alice locks both of her Twitter accounts
#146 Evil HQ posts record profits as membership soars
#145 Man, Ioan Gruffudd doesn't even know you.
#144 Dispatch to Officer Dibble: crackle... Be advised suspect is a Charlie Uniform November Tango, over.
#143 "verifed DVRO"
#142 The life we have taken on here requires a higher income
#141 Alice is eating takeaways, drinking tons of wine, & being a troll online
#140 AE thinks her new lawyers are winners. IG's having them for dinner.
#139 Her tears aren't blue, they're dry & bitter, her jeers aren't true, they're lies on Twitter (mod adjusted to full title)
#138 Alice, the Sobriety Motivator, Grief Appropriator, Parental Alienator
#137 Check those French Letters Pharaohly.
#136 Do Not Mistake My Wineglass for Kindness
#135 Bianca's birthdaying on a rock, Alice is looking for dinocock
#134 She’s been quiet for a spell, she’s ‘in divorce PRO hell’(or in a cell?)
#133 In the Mail, risking jail, will the GoFundMe cover bail?
#132 She walks in the valley of doll heads, nothing left but her turdy threads
#131 A 3 year ban on Alice’s gob—but will she ever get a job?
#130 Alice Evans GoRefundMe!
#129 Want some cheese with that $160 whine, Malice?
#128 From the cover of Hello to a PRO!
#127 Get a job before your kids do Alice!
#126 Alice is 54 - on her birthday, do you want more? RAWR!
#125 Alice thinks she's wily - enter Anne Kiley
#124 2 year bender, no surrender!
#123 Oi Alice, the reason you're so bloated is because you're full of it
#122 Only a pineapple ring needed to complete the meaty display
#121 She's just the bargain basement Meghan Markle
#120 THE CAPS ARE ON, but Ioan's not home!
#119 Quit the drink, ditch the brother, get off the floor and - Be A Mother!!
#118 We stand with Ioan Gruffudd. We stand with Elsie & Ella.
#117 To be a dirty sock or to sell dirty socks, that is the question
#116 Cont Y Mor
#115 Squatters to the left, Tattlers to the right Stuck in the middle with a TRO
#114 Every day I am thankful I am not Alice Evans
#113 St. Malice, Patron Saint of Victimhood
#112 GRUFFUDD!!!
#111 Hey Alice, get a job and go fund yourself!
#110 I don't eat baby sheet stirrers
#109 I'm Alice Evans, my life’s a mess, I need a GoFundMe to buy Panda Express
#108 Alice Evans - penniless and down to her last $20,000 Bulgari Watch
#107 We Stand With Ioan Gruffudd
#106 Wake Up and Smell the Covfefe, Alice.
#105 I will always love and re bf never every one of you
#104 When your enemy is making a mistake, don't interfere
#103 Alice Evans - You Can't Handle the Truth!!!
#102 See you next Tuesday, the premiere of 102 Damnations
#101 She claims spending all day weeping, can you smell the bull seeping
#100 One more week till the PRO, who knows how low she will go?
#99 Yo chose a woman with MS rather than BS
#98 Imbibe, post, regret, delete, rinse and repeat
#97 Her last hoorah was tits on show, tick tock tick tock incoming PRO
#96 Yo & B did their 1st event, Alice stayed home and used Jasper to vent
#95 Alice knows her ABC’s… but missed out P, R and O
#94 Covid negative, but positively desperate for attention
#93 Give a man some peace and he will thrive.
#92 The Chronicles of YoBee
#91 Tattle, who I met at Alice’s meltdown
#90 Ioan has no socks because Alice used them all
#89 Alice turning water into wine, kidneys working overtime.
#88 More socks than in a department store, Alice doesn't believe less is more
#87 Selfies galore: Alice, do you WANT MORE?
#86 You're not homeless if breaking the TRO lands you in jail
#85 Nothing says I wuv u like a hypothetical disregard of a restraining order
#84 When the Ioan gets tough, the Gruffs get goin (to Europe)
#83 Bianca looks to be thriving, whilst Alice is dressed to go diving.
#82 I’d rather be an unobtrusive lurker than an Alice Evans shirker
#81 I'll never understand what I did wrong
#80 Alice the Shartful Dodger, can't say anything at all, except when she does
#79 Ioan got a restraining order but Alice wants a remaining order
#78 Cancel ur ho abs my TRO
#77 Honk the Hornblower
#76 Alice Evans abs the amazing disappearing black eye
#75 claims she's reached out to Bianca, the evidence shows she's a lyin merchant banker
#74 Alice Evans the smartest person in the room. So long as it's empty.
#73 Legally blocked immediately
#72 102 ways to threaten and coerce Coglet
#71 Alice shouts she’ll win in court, but let’s just look at Ioan’s report…
#70 (no thread title)
#69 Alice's eye: BLACKED IMMEDIATELY!
#68 Lipstick is red, Alice is blue; alone on Valentine’s Day, boo hoo
#67 a slug of Moonshine
#66 Better a ray of sunshine than a row of sharp ones
#65 Alice E smoking one fat doobie while talking smack to the squirrel & rat
#64 Alice is still completely barmy, here comes her rosé army
#63 get a job Alice!
#62 Alice wails “No money for the maid”, then buys a Tesla (fully paid)
#61 I reddit on the grapevine
#60 we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it
#59 She sleeps on a throne of lies
#58 Goodbye, Gloria, my old friend. I hope to hire you back again
#57 Alice needs to come back abs finished what she sharted
#56 I've got 99 filters but a pool filter ain't one
#55 More Easter eggs than a Taylor Swift album
#54 hashtag Alice for presisent!
#53 Don't be bitter, be Bee!
#52 More projection than a silent movie theater
#51 A threat of court cut her Twitter short
#50 Fifty Threads of mAlice
#49 Life w/o Twitter, she’s falling apart! But he's come to save her: A Shart
#48 Alice, you've been served
#47 Alice, Alice, where the feck is Alice?
#46 There's a rat in me Prius what am I gonna do?
#45 Alice is a walkin’ talkin’ tweetin’ stalkin’ mafia moll
#44 Ioan’s toothbrush has left the building!
#43 Hag not hag. Just throw some tat on a bag
#42 How to Tone your abs
#41 Alice still has Phil-ings for Ioan but will never a-Tone for her actions
#40 AE thought she was a ninja till a squirrel binned her
#39 more holes in her story than a 99c colander
#38 Whatever your trauma happens to be, don’t forget it’s all about ME
#37 "Poor me... another sharp one!"
#36 The Tales of 1,000 Ioans
#35 Vagina revokers and ego strokers, but his lawyer’s letters nearly broke her
#34 Game of Tone's
#33 She's a soap opera inside a horror film inside a documentary & she's free
#32 Alice, please won't you stop tweeting? 30 Biancas need their sleeping!
#31 Hello Bubba Bear, Goodbye Old Soak
#30 Alice has the ick, but Bianca’s got the dick
#29 We three wines in Alice’s bar, causing Tweets that travel so far..
#28 Christmas time, Alice has had wine, hope the lawyers don't resign
#27 Narc rage sells, narc rage sells, narc rage all the way!
#26 Ioan & Bianca get papped out walkin, Check behind all trees for Alice stalkin
#25 All I want for Christmas isn’t you.
#24 Better lock tweets, better not lie: Tattle Turds are coming to town
#23 The Sane Pedestal: Hub lift her up where she belongs
#22 On the 12th day of Xmas my hubby sent to me, a restraining order & a 730
#21 Silent night, holy night, Alice isn’t calm and certainly isn’t very bright
#20 Alice is a troll, don’t disagree or she'll call Instapol!
#19 One Bianca, Two Bianca, Three Bianca, Four…
#18 102 Defamations
#17 Her house is extra dusty, I bet she smells all musty
#16 More embellishments than a pair of Alice Evans Nike trainers
#15 Cryin, lyin, still denyin - Marmite, wolves & monkeys flyin
#14 Let bogans be bogans
#13 Consciously uncoupled from reality
#12 Embellisher of handbags, Nike Airs and the truth
#11 Never, ever, ever getting back together
#10 zero percent interest loan
#9 102 Divorce reasons
#8 As unhinged as her bathroom door
#7 Socks at dawn
#6 Alice still so bitter, all over Twitter
#5 Malice in wonderland
#4 He’s just not that into you
#3 Only communicating through the wizard
#2 From the frying pan into the fire, don’t risk your ex’s Ire!
Ioan Gruffudd/Alice Evans
Glamour??Talking to herself with the new sock.
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This going to work as well as Costner's wife claiming luxury is in her kids DNA and child support should provide ocean views. Maybe if mAlice actually worked, or left the house she would need glamorous brands (not buying that either)"It's not her fault"
I can'tPlease let her use this argument in court. Anne Kiley will literally tear her apart.
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Wow the decorators have been in non stop for years.
Is this Christine trolling? Surely she must be? Nobody is this brainwashed.Talking to herself with the new sock.
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Lol she's trying to justify her financials isn't she"It's not her fault"
I can'tPlease let her use this argument in court. Anne Kiley will literally tear her apart.
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I think it's Alice test driving addiction as a defense.Is this Christine trolling? Surely she must be? Nobody is this brainwashed.
She's acting, working? Where? Can't be as an actress that ship sailed 9 years ago and the strike have not ended or did I miss something.
I think she's just setting up her defense for court. She's going to claim shes totally fine right now, and really, totally isn't on twitter...Is this Christine trolling? Surely she must be? Nobody is this brainwashed.
The Abuser would never ever be humiliated by own behaviour, it’s someone else’s fault, they made her do it. Lies, lies, and more lies
Haha I said on here a while back that she was like the Terminator!I can't keep on top of all these socks/FM. They're like the Terminator that never fecking dies
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