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1. I daydream 90% of my waking hours. Like proper in my own world
2. I eat terribly. Rarely a hot meal, sometimes just biscuits and coffee all day. This is why I'm plumper than I would like 😅
3. Wonderful husband, but would prefer to live alone, I hate sharing a home and its my issue because he is actually very neat and tidy, and I love his company otherwise
 
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1. I’m a twin and was born 11 weeks early. I had a brain haemorrhage and a collapsed lung.
2. I’m incredibly proud of myself for leaving my abusive ex and being happy.
3. I bruise incredibly easy.
 
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1 - I absolutely love to cook.
2 - White condiments make me feel uncomfortable.
3 - I’m so broody
 
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1. I have very few friends IRL, probably because I’m extremely socially awkward and sarcastic AF when nervous, and can only deal with people face to face for a short time (introvert), yet I have a very face-to-face job in care which I’m actually good at because I have a lot of patience and compassion. 🤷🏼‍♀️

2. I have two sons whom I adore and husband and I would love a third child, but the fact that both of our children have autism is holding us back.

3. I have a high pain threshold. Went a year walking around on a fractured foot before discovering it (luckily it had healed ok). I would be on my deathbed before I take painkillers for anything, much to my husband’s annoyance.
 
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1. I have very few friends IRL, probably because I’m extremely socially awkward and sarcastic AF when nervous, and can only deal with people face to face for a short time (introvert),
Can relate to this 🙌🏻
 
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1. I have very few friends IRL, probably because I’m extremely socially awkward and sarcastic AF when nervous, and can only deal with people face to face for a short time (introvert), yet I have a very face-to-face job in care which I’m actually good at because I have a lot of patience and compassion. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Can relate to this 🙌🏻
So can I relate to this.
 
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1. I’m quite quiet and shy, but I have a sense of fun and enjoy a good laugh.
2. I became a mum quite late in life and I love it.
3. I can make my hairline move up and down. This apparently is a bit weird.
 
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have very few friends IRL, probably because I’m extremely socially awkward and sarcastic AF when nervous, and can only deal with people face to face for a short time (introvert), yet I have a very face-to-face job in care which I’m actually good at because I have a lot of patience and compassion
I’m the same. I’m very dry/sarcastic/blunt and people think I’m abrasive and I’m rude. But I’m kind and wouldn’t hurt a fly!
 
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1. I very rarely sleep more than 4 hours a night. I just don’t need a lot of sleep.
2. I co-wrote a song that was a top 10 hit in the late 00’s.
3. I have been shot at.
 
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  1. Bit of an IT nerd (which is good because that's been my chosen career path for the last x number of years, and as such I have no friends, :LOL: )
  2. South African by birth, and a happy-go-lucky-non-woke les
  3. I love easy-going forums like this. Like a standalone jewel in a crown of awful yukiness (former Digital Spy member)
 
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1. I very rarely sleep more than 4 hours a night. I just don’t need a lot of sleep.
2. I co-wrote a song that was a top 10 hit in the late 00’s.
3. I have been shot at.
Ok, did anyone else have a progressively more dramatic sequence of reactions reading that: 1. omg, 2. OMG 3. O. M. G!

*picks jaw off floor
 
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1. I very rarely sleep more than 4 hours a night. I just don’t need a lot of sleep.
2. I co-wrote a song that was a top 10 hit in the late 00’s.
3. I have been shot at.
Snoopdogg is that you? 😬 The 4 hours is the most amazing to me. I can have 10 and still be knackered.
 
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Snoopdogg is that you? 😬 The 4 hours is the most amazing to me. I can have 10 and still be knackered.
it was a bit more when I was younger but I just don’t need it now. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Ok, did anyone else have a progressively more dramatic sequence of reactions reading that: 1. omg, 2. OMG 3. O. M. G!

*picks jaw off floor
Hahaha I’m quite boring otherwise, I promise. 🤣
 
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1. I love to read
2. I love dark humour
3. I'm secretly a fan of Drill music and know some songs from that genre word for word :oops:
 
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