Introductions - any three things about you

[Spicy_bananas]

This is fun!

1. I'm 45 and I had breast cancer at 38. I had a double mastectomy and to this day it fucks with my head. I don't feel sexy or beautiful anymore.
2. I can make a clover leaf with my tongue.
3. Five years ago my husband and I moved from Canada to Germany and at the end of next year or beginning of 2022 we are moving to France in our new house!

 

[Titntat]

1. I very rarely sleep more than 4 hours a night. I just don’t need a lot of sleep.
2. I co-wrote a song that was a top 10 hit in the late 00’s.
3. I have been shot at.

Snoopdogg is that you? The 4 hours is the most amazing to me. I can have 10 and still be knackered.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I would say 20 something.

I won't complaint about that

Umm I'd say you're in your 20s

I'm liking all of you tonight I'm 41.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

1. I always know what the time is to the second.
2. Happily married for 18 years with no kids (wanted them but not enough to go through IVF)
3. Fucking love this site, knocks the cock off DS.

 

[Boredofthegram]

1. I lost 10 stone on the Cambridge Diet 15 years ago
2. I was married for 2 weeks in 2006 before separating from my ex husband because I was too weak to call it off
3. I am a single parent to a lovely 5yo boy

 

[DCICassieStuart]

My Mum is in her 80's and has the most amazing youthful looking hands. She's always used hand cream. I didn't inherit the youthful looking hands but my daughter has!

I agree your hands make you look like you're in your 20's like my daughter's hands.

As for your bendy fingers, presumably you're double jointed?

I'm actually not, but can flick my toes up too as demonstrated previously in the Stacey Solomon thread

 

[TheScarletgirl]

1. I love history and find the Tudors dynasty fascinating.
2.I am glamorous cat lady ( i hate the term) i have 2 at the moment.
3. I dislike social media and believe it is the root to a lot of problems.

 

[shirleymaclaine1]

I‘m colour-blind, left handed and green eyed

 

[SharkAttack]

1. I love my job and am really missing the fun of the office - I work with very clever, witty and kind people and seeing them over zoom is not the same.
2. I have lots of children and dogs and never sit down but dream of an empty house for a week so could just read, watch telly, cook and sleep. Without anyone asking me anything.
3. I have lived abroad and It made me value home and the Brits, and their tolerant humour, more than I ever dreamed possible. As a result I am intolerant of ppl who moan about the UK and wish they’d just shut up and piss off.

 

[Lilooooo]

1. Moved to a city where I knew no one when I was 18, bought a house here now 8 years later

2. Big fan of researching cold cases (murder and missing people) and thinking of theories & discussing them with family members

3. Debating having a sperm donor to have a baby, due to past relationships I dont think I’d want to live with a man again, and can’t find a man I can tolerate speaking to for more than 5 days

 

[Wu Tien]

1. I have Asperger's Syndrome.
2. I used to live in a Palestinian refugee camp.
3. I love to bake. Lockdown means I work from home and can't bring in cakes for my co-workers.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I love things like this!! I'm Megan, obviously

1) I'm writing (or trying) to write a book

2) I love talking to people and asking them questions. I love answering questions. I just love listening to people and talking to people

3) I cant not wear vaseline. I think I'm addicted? I have a tin in every room and one in my bag. If my lips get one bit dry I panic and find my vaseline

 

[Readread]

1. I've got a phobia of eggs and moths
2. I invest in handbags, albeit I've not been since lockdown as I do use them and don't have anywhere to go to use them so I'm reluctant to invest in more. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I love them.
3. My husband and I have been living in Dubai for almost 8 years. It's home for us and I see us living here forever.

 

[CarrieW24]

As I quite literally have nothing better to do at the moment..

I know a fair few people are careful with the info they give out. But as I spend a lot of time in this site..
Introduce yourself with any three things about you. (No need to give your name)

Just for fun xx

1. I'm addicted to tattle. I haven't gone a day without it since my first post. Makes me wonder what I did with my life before then... It's a new experience for me. I've never been on forums or chatrooms. The pandemic forced me to adapt and adjust (which isn't a bad thing).

2. Being a mother is the best thing that's ever happened to me. I used to roll my eyes when people used to say that, but now I completely get it.

3. I am very driven. I set goals, I meet them, I set new ones... Rinse and repeat.

 

[Carmen 6]

I'm 32.
Pregnant with twin girls(first)
Married to a Texan who can raise his right eyebrow to devastating effect.

 

[Chloe123456]

1) I’ve always struggled with my weight & been up & down but then I managed to lose loads & looked really good for a few years going to the gym etc but I got so bored of constantly being bothered about what I looked like and what to eat & trying to not over eat & I discovered body positivity & hde . . Well I was swept away with it all & im not 3 stone over weight n pissed off ..!!!

2) Everytime I grow my hair really long .. I chop it all off .. then 2 months later regret it

3) I was born at 28 weeks old & weighed 2.2 lbs .. trying to get back to that weight again

 

[CarrieW24]

1. I've got a phobia of eggs and moths
2. I invest in handbags, albeit I've not been since lockdown as I do use them and don't have anywhere to go to use them so I'm reluctant to invest in more. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I love them.
3. My husband and I have been living in Dubai for almost 8 years. It's home for us and I see us living here forever.

I have lots of handbags too! Love handbags,bras, and shoes.

I need to add a 4 and 5 after seeing other people's responses that I can resonate with.

4. I always check my ear buds, and my shoes for spiders before putting them on. I cannot blindly wear them without checking, I'll have a heart attack! Have I ever found a spider to validate this strange habit? No. Don't know why I do it

5. Most people have a flight or fight instinct, I have a freeze instinct. When somebody says or does something I don't like, I don't defend myself. Later I kick myself for not saying this or that, and letting them get away with it. My mother in law does this the most to me. She's hurt me so many times and she keeps doing it because she knows I won't stand up for myself. The few times I've stood up to her, it was overkill because of all the other stuff I kept in. Then the family comforts and defends her, and I'm left looking like the bad guy. I hate it. If there's one thing I would change about myself it would be that.

 

[Readread]

I relate heavily to number 2! People think it’s ridiculous and a waste of money, but it’s what I invest in and what makes me happy. What’s your favourite handbag?

Me too! Some new and some vintage! Love the bloody things! How funny to find fellow bag lovers on the forums!
I'd love to hear both of your favourites!

My favourite bag I own is a vintage Chanel lamb skin 2.55. I bought it from a consignment in Japan about 5 years ago. It’s from the early 80s and is in great condition! I also have my Mums LV Alma from the early 90s which is very dear to my heart.

I love Chanel, it’s a classic but I don’t love their price increases.

 

[Rockin' Robin]

1. I love history and find the Tudors dynasty fascinating.
2.I am glamorous cat lady ( i hate the term) i have 2 at the moment.
3. I dislike social media and believe it is the root to a lot of problems.

I'm glad someone else has recognised the evils of social media. And anyone who is a cat person, is ok by me.

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

1) I used to model nude at an art college
2) The oldest books I own were both printed in the 1630s
3) I remember the occasion when I had the most mind-blowing sex ever: it was the August Bank Holiday in 1998.