Ingham Family #184 Mila Mila on the insta wall we leaked your name before the cotterballs

[LindaaLouu]

Ok, so I’m going to say this once and once only because I fucking HATE being “that” person and acting like a jobsworth, but I’m a midwife for my local hospital. Worked all through covid, apart from the TWO times I contracted COVID-19. (Both times before vaccine) and can I just say,
The pressure on us to keep our mums feeling like they weren’t alone, was unreal. We tried so unbelievably hard to do all we could to ease any fears about giving birth during a pandemic and with the visiting/birthing partner restrictions and changes. So to hear these two imbeciles disrespect the treatment they received, boils my piss. even though from what they showed of the midwives in the RAW birth Vlog, was totally professional and without fault.

Had Mr cuntychops actually BEEN in the medical field (and no, not a trolley boy) he would have known that giving an epidural that far along in labour, may increase the chances of it actually slowing her labour and contractions, sometimes even stopping the labour altogether, which is damaging for both mother and baby and often results in more intervention needed, including the chances of Caesarean section!
But he didn’t explain that did he?! Mr fucking expert. It was well within Sarah’s interests to let her body just finish the process it had already got so far into doing naturally for itself.

would Mr medical expert and mother Teresa have complained if they were offered an epidural against ‘protocol’ as he says, and it made things go wrong?! Yes they fucking would, and then the prick would be saying “she shouldn’t have been offered an epidural that late on”

also - I can totally tell these dickheads haven’t got genuine complains because if they had, they would do the right thing and contact their local hospitals Patient And Liaison Service, or asked the health visiting team when they got discharge from the hospital, for what’s called a maternity Debrief.

sorry guys, hate to be that person that flaunts their job, but we work bloody hard, especially during this virus, and to see it be slated is infuriating. Yes we get it wrong and some people are WELL within their rights to complain and we understand that, but this is them! It’s T H E M

 

[Otterwise]

 

[Sally1993]

Don’t make me laugh!

The Inghams up, dressed and ready for home-schooling at 8am?

You’re talking shit, Sarah.

1. You don’t get up until at least 10.
2. Don’t lie and say you’re home-schooling still.. you’re doing F. all.

Show us what you do to educate your children. Show us your plans. Film a quick lesson. Show us their work.

Where are their exercise books? Where are the books? The posters? The quiet learning area? What extra groups do you go to? Where do you socialise the girls outside of the home?

You can’t answer any of that, because we all know it’s bullshit.

 

[Puppet]

People like you are why im so terrified for the world my children are growing up in....

Err i'd be more concerned about their father who messages under aged girls, and their parents who have no concerns over their children's safety and are happy to post their children's entire life online in order to cash in and profit from their lack of privacy. But you know a random stranger who refers to your baby as a carrot is a much bigger concern...

 

[WhittlingIhopMonkey]

"oUr bAbIeS nOt gInGeR"

 

[Zimmy]

The Ingham Family #185 Mila, Mila, swaddled so tight, your mother nicked your name from a blanket site.

 

[Elle34]

Fck off Mr ingham slating the midwives who work and hard 12+hours q,day earning not alot while u chat to a camera you are a disgrace! Go private stay away from nhs if u don't like it fcking prick

 

[Neck lace]

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Poor baby Mila, named after a blanket. If only your Daddy had just settled for a wanket.

 

[Dragon100]

they s l a g the midwife off and insinuate unprofessionalism, yet they have shown no respect for Mila before she was born, they have dragged their lazy arses all over (on boring holidays in an unsafe caravan), not worn masks when out and about all over, eaten crap throughout the pregnancy, avoided midwIfe and other appointments and not even sorted their house to be ready for a newborn.

They are the worst home schoolers ever, have not prepared the youngest children in any way for a new sibling, ignored their sons eye problems and their other children's mental health or dental needs, vlog their children unwashed and uncared for, actively starved Jace as a newborn, not done any thing for big Frank and his extended family, got all famous at a guy who's job was to promote water safety, and generally had shown no maternal instincts for any of their kids. They get excited if any of the kids get injured and clickbate the hell out of it (lazy is ecstatic and manic when this happens).

creepy called supermarket workers fools, when they were working to keep shops open in a pandemic so we all could eat.


They arrived at hospital too late for an epidural and the NHS midwife is unprofessional and not following protocol.Surely if lazy had had regular midwife appointments she could have discussed birth plans and had her expectations managed!!

They don't disclose freebies, gifts and sponsers on their vlogs, lazy is just promoting small businesses by taking freebies, and bigger holidays by non disclosure.

Not to mention Creepy's indiscretions and cheating.

They are family vloggers who update late most days, they buy views and subs, they are always behind with their dodgy tax payments, and tat and me does not seem to be registered for tax (and steals designs).

Yet the NHS staff who have gone through the worst 16 months seen since it's formation are unprofessional, while the Inhams who have been unprofessional in most things they have done in the last 3 years believe their shit smells of roses!!

Inghams and unprofessional goes hand in hand.

Actually that midwife deserves a medal for getting close enough to lazy's stinky birth caNel and being in the same room as creepy throughout - that midwife needs a medal for going above and beyond!

Maybe at 8 pm on thursday , tattlers should clap on their doorsteps for everyone involved with mila's birth ( not Chris and Sarah obviously).

 

[Mrs_sb]

Ok, so I’m going to say this once and once only because I fucking HATE being “that” person and acting like a jobsworth, but I’m a midwife for my local hospital. Worked all through covid, apart from the TWO times I contracted COVID-19. (Both times before vaccine) and can I just say,
The pressure on us to keep our mums feeling like they weren’t alone, was unreal. We tried so unbelievably hard to do all we could to ease any fears about giving birth during a pandemic and with the visiting/birthing partner restrictions and changes. So to hear these two imbeciles disrespect the treatment they received, boils my piss. even though from what they showed of the midwives in the RAW birth Vlog, was totally professional and without fault.

Had Mr cuntychops actually BEEN in the medical field (and no, not a trolley boy) he would have known that giving an epidural that far along in labour, may increase the chances of it actually slowing her labour and contractions, sometimes even stopping the labour altogether, which is damaging for both mother and baby and often results in more intervention needed, including the chances of Caesarean section!
But he didn’t explain that did he?! Mr fucking expert. It was well within Sarah’s interests to let her body just finish the process it had already got so far into doing naturally for itself.

would Mr medical expert and mother Teresa have complained if they were offered an epidural against ‘protocol’ as he says, and it made things go wrong?! Yes they fucking would, and then the prick would be saying “she shouldn’t have been offered an epidural that late on”

also - I can totally tell these dickheads haven’t got genuine complains because if they had, they would do the right thing and contact their local hospitals Patient And Liaison Service, or asked the health visiting team when they got discharge from the hospital, for what’s called a maternity Debrief.

sorry guys, hate to be that person that flaunts their job, but we work bloody hard, especially during this virus, and to see it be slated is infuriating. Yes we get it wrong and some people are WELL within their rights to complain and we understand that, but this is them! It’s T H E M

Fellow midwife here,agree with every word. I would be MORTIFIED if one of my clients spoke about my care in this way. He’s such a piece of shit.

 

[Charmball]

Poor little Sarah didn’t get her epidural so let’s have a disguised rant about the midwives. Well fucking diddums. I would have killed for my third labour last year to have been as easy and straightforward as hers was. It was supposed to be - my other two were but instead I had to be rushed in for a category 1 emergency c-section where mine and my baby’s lives were at risk.

And I am bitter; I done everything by the book with my pregnancy - all through Covid, stayed at home, didn’t go out only for appointments, attended every appointment (alone as partners weren’t allowed in), every blood test and my labour and birth was a mess and still a mental strain. She played Russian Roulette with her pregnancy and still came out smelling of roses.

I am glad she is okay and their baby is okay but fuck yes, I am bitter especially watching them have a disguised rant because she was too far gone to have an epidural.

 

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FFS! Creepy looks like Derek (Ricky Gervais), Jace looks like he should be living in Mississippi chewing a bit of straw and Isla looks like a milkmaid And shock borrow lazy is in her usual sitting position

 

[HuncaMunca]

Thing is had Sarah38 arrived at the hospital earlier she‘d have got her epidural. There was no need for Creepy to get his back up and say that the midwife was “pro no epidural and you should have one if you want one”. The midwife knew what was going on and was managing the situation so that Sarah38 didn’t panic.

Sarah38 said she was concerned about “bleeding out” because she‘d read about it being more common when you’ve had multiple pregnancies. I’d love to ask the daft bat if that was such a concern to her, why the bloody hell was she sitting in a layby in the Highlands of Scotland, miles away from a hospital in a caravan at full term?

 

[Scotblock]

He looks as though he’s had Sarah’s mahoosive Dixon style cheekbones transplanted onto his face

 

[bluedolls]

There was nothing more infuriating than Chris saying ‘if you want something, you should get it’ in reference to the epidural. Well funnily enough Chris, I think it’s up to the trained midwife to make the call on medical treatment, don’t you?

 

[Mariemoo43]

That`s my attitude .which i got from my wonderful mum.(She`s honestly the type of lady ,who if her leg was hanging off ,she`d tell you there`s someone worse off somewherexx).I have a very dear friend who also has a chronic pain condition ,has Chemo treatments to stop the progression every other week ,and i`ve NEVER heard her moan.About anything! Chris and his lazy bemoaning witch of a wife would do well to log on and see how people dealing with real hard core pain ,day in day out ,manage.These people are inspiring ,not a P*mp and his enabler who whinge when they miss out on a freebie. Neither of them would cope ,and they`d make their drs (presuming they have one) ,life a misery.Creepy would probably make history ,as the first patient to be blacklisted in their area.

Yup my husband died nearly a month ago from metastastic colon cancer with a huge tumour in his liver and by the time he passed it had spread to his kidney, lungs, lymph nodes..everywhere.

He was in agony yet tried his best not to moan. And you got this shower of shit whinging about thier lot when they had a healthy baby at the end and making up bullshit to discredit the midwife.

Don't get me wrong there were mistakes made with my husband but I cannot fault the care and compassion he received from the nursing staff on the ward plus they sorted our wedding out pdq. He died 8 days after we married in hospital.

Sort yourselves out minghams. Would love you to live my life for one day..see how you cope then.

See how your kids cope either losing thier dad and having their lives turned upside down.

Actually I wouldn't wish that on any child actually, its hell on earth

 

[Abbvay]

Going on holiday soon and using all the tips I have picked up from the Inghams.

I'm guessing 2 outfits each is more than enough? Have everything still in the Shein packaging to make it easier.

Not going to bother with anything practical like a pram because I want to put children in the boot instead.

There will definitely be a costa nearby so that's the main reason we are going. Might go to Primark too.

Not going to book ahead, will just try and turn up as they are closing - will give me something to complain about at least, and I refuse to spend any money on anything anyway.

No coats, and we can just share shoes. It's August, so it will not rain in England right?

Have remembered to pack the scissors to cut up the pizza, and just in case we need a haircut.

So excited to see some service stations and new car parks that I haven't been to before!

 

[thegreencow]

I think that's the next big money spinner for them. A 3-4 week holiday in Disneyworld. That would pull in the views, more than the new baby. They have no ties to school holidays and all the money in the world to splash around....so why aren't they over there
Come on Creeps book your poor poor wife and your suffering kids a trip to disneyworld!

I can even suggest some vlog titles:
- REALLY SCARED TO DO THIS - PREPARING FOR OUR AMERICAN ADVENTURE!!!
- SHAVING MY HAIR OFF SO I DON'T GET ARRESTED
- SNEAKING INTO AMERICA
- SHOCKING SCENES AT THE AIRPORT *DAD ARRESTED*
- WHAT HAPPENED AT DADS FIRST APPEARANCE IN COURT?? HE TRIED TO ESCAPE!! RUGBY TACKLED BY THE GUARD!!!
- ATTENDING DADS SENTENCING *EMOTIONAL*
- VISITING MY HUSBAND IN PRISON FOR THE FIRST TIME!!! 16 YEAR OLD LEFT AT THE HOTEL TO BABYSIT!!!!!
- FINDING OUT I'M PREGNANT WITH MY JAILED HUSBAND'S BABY

All thumbnails will be of the girls on the beach in bikinis with shocked faces

 

[HuncaMunca]

Creepy needs a good, hard slap round the face. I loathe him, I really do. How bloody he dare he question a qualified medical professional and tell them “that’s not protocol..” How the hell would you know you thick twat? I bet if a man had said it to him, he’d have accepted it. He’s such a misogynistic prick that he thinks women are beneath him.

The pair of them should have paid out for private care and gone in for an early induction if they were so hellbent on Sarah38 being guaranteed an epidural. The thing with childbirth is, it‘s unpredictable. You just have to go with the flow and if that means you get to the hospital too late for an epidural then it’s hard luck. Christ on a bike, Sarah38 and the baby are fine. That’s a win, surely?

 

[teaandtoast8]

I think the stitches can’t have been as bad as she said because she’s straddling a seesaw 6 days later!!!