THE EFFECT OF HATE
AD for vinted. Wouldn’t depop be more appropriate?
Opening scene: immo stares deeply into the camera sighing and fucking herself in the viewfinder, sideshow spenny is off camera telling her “you got this”
Chris ingham apology vibes already with the fake insincerity in her voice.
completely raw and uncut, it’s not about her, it’s to help anyone else who has been outed as a liar and stalks themselves on tattle. etc etc.
Our baby princess been feeling very low but curiously has managed to fake tan on her intro
*i hate my face* bizarre fake outtakes of her makeup. Furiously bashed her face with a sponge whilst blubbing over foundation.
another vinted AD
bizzare jump cut as she pretends to cry over maybelline foundation
moans about having nowhere to sunbathe. She “actually can’t do this.” She tells the huns she’s lost her spark and turns the camera off.
next scene
Has she just come back from a run? She’s very out of breath and calling for Spencer. Wait? What’s happening? Is she constipated? Why will thinking of the sea help constipation?
OHHHHHH is she faking a panic attack?! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! This is Hilarious!!how and why would they film this?!!
scene 3
She’s in the car with sideshow spenny and tells the huns everyone’s looking at her cause she’s insecure. The huns wonder why they are now staring cause she’s insecure? People always stare at baby princess!
scene 4:
It’s 4:56 am and baby princess wipes her eyes telling the huns she hasn’t slept properly in two weeks, curiously that’s around the same time her thread on tattle blew up! She’s farting or burping and apologising saying the stress is causing her stomach condition to flare up. Her hair is curled and she’s fake tanned. Is this why she said that “One of them needs some sleep?” But she hasn’t been sleeping and they need energy for tomorrow. The huns wonder why....we’re in a fucking lockdown! now she’s on all fours trying to wind herself
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Moans about her vomiting and bloating. It’s down to her anxiety. She now decides she can’t take the pain so she will wake spenny up. The huns wonder why anyone would do that?! There is literally nothing he can do. Plus, you can’t wake him remember baby princess? You told us that before, cause he takes his hearing aids out at night so you can’t wake him on a morning?
scene 5:
face fucks herself in the view finder. Says her neck looks FAT. 1) It doesn’t and 2) what a strange thing to say and keep in a vid.
bizzare outtakes of “hello hunnies” catchphrase. Attempt at a fake cry whilst continuing to adore herself in the viewfinder.
Christ this is so annoying.
oh she wants to let the huns know she definitely doesn’t take inspiration from Elle Darby
she’s been saying it from the beginning huns!
OMG! Hahahahaha hahahahah! She tells the huns with a straight face
*WITH NO LIP PRODUCT ON* that her lips are “TOO OVERLINED”
I cant get my breath!!
ok this monologue is boring. Move on now angel.
scene 5:
another run?! Or has she actually thought about picking up the camera in the middle of a “panic attack” AGAIN?!
Yep. She has.still manages to perform a monologue and describe everything that’s going on. How strange. She probably just has a “special type” of panic attack that is very rare. It probably doesn’t have a name. It is probably life threatening.
has it stopped? She needs some water. Luckily there’s a glass on the coffee table behind her! Immo hun! It’s behind you! Next to the plant! Alas she fails to see it in time before she cuts to the next scene.
scene 6:
she’s meant to be having a break from the socials. But she’s scrolling insta looking for hate. Tells the huns the reason she removes negative comments is so people don’t realise how much hate she gets. the huns are confused, last week she was telling the huns how many hundreds or thousands of death threats she gets on the daily?! Do you want people to know or not baby princess? She’s especially triggered by men sending her hate.
hints that once she’s blocked them they’ll head to tattle. Stares off into the distance. Quotes tattlers pointing out to her that people are dying and there’s more important stuff going on right now.
she’s never been like this before. A shell of who she used to be. Contradicts her statement in scene 3 where she told the huns she feels like she’s regressed to being an insecure teen.
She really wants this “every action makes a reaction” to catch on.
the huns watch her read hate comments for a bit. She really is a narcissist. YOU ARE AFFECTING MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY!!
Scene 7:
gormless sideshow spenny is reclined on the sofa and baby princess wants to know how this is affecting him and their relationship.
”first and foremost it’s horrible”
what’s that on his cheek? Is it fluff? Immo babygal, remove the fluff. It’s distracting. So distracting I missed his monologue! Sorry huns! CBA to rewind to watch it, he never makes any sense anyway.
scene 8:
The red eyeshadow is a bit heavy today. Tries to cry but fails again. Oh! She’s recognised the eyeshadow. tells the huns she’s broken and hasn’t left the house for a week....I refer you once again to scene when she was in the car with her sunglasses on. WHY YOU LYING THOUGH?
more monologue about hating herself and long pauses before sending us into
ANOTHER AD.
oh. That’s it. What an abrupt end!
sorry for poor spelling and grammar. I was desperate to get my rundown up!
Love you tattlers!