Seeing_the_light
VIP Member
Imagine the chances, ehh?
Fancy knowing that somewhere in the world is a sex offender with your name, your date of birth, same court date as you, same court even!! (Weird... they probably passed each other in the corridor!!) Then, even more strangely, to be sentenced to the same length of time in the same list of prisons!! Even though they were a child sex offender and you were merely a huge drug-and-gun-crime gangster!! (Maybe they met in a cell or canteen...)
And to add insult to injury, some tattling trouble makers decided, out the blue, and with no basis at all, that you were the same person! They spread lies and libellous claims about you all over social media and you had to produce evidence it was lies and quickly got the offending posts removed and the offending gossips charged... (oh, no, that last bit didn't happen, ever, not even once!)
And then the police had to whisk you off to Spain for victim protection, but because it was so fast they asked if you'd mind cutting your own tag off, two weeks later than agreed.
I mean... what are the chances?
Fuck all, Steven. The chances are fuck all.
Fancy knowing that somewhere in the world is a sex offender with your name, your date of birth, same court date as you, same court even!! (Weird... they probably passed each other in the corridor!!) Then, even more strangely, to be sentenced to the same length of time in the same list of prisons!! Even though they were a child sex offender and you were merely a huge drug-and-gun-crime gangster!! (Maybe they met in a cell or canteen...)
And to add insult to injury, some tattling trouble makers decided, out the blue, and with no basis at all, that you were the same person! They spread lies and libellous claims about you all over social media and you had to produce evidence it was lies and quickly got the offending posts removed and the offending gossips charged... (oh, no, that last bit didn't happen, ever, not even once!)
And then the police had to whisk you off to Spain for victim protection, but because it was so fast they asked if you'd mind cutting your own tag off, two weeks later than agreed.
I mean... what are the chances?
Fuck all, Steven. The chances are fuck all.