Hellomissjordan

[Thechubbymoaner]

That comment about Alex’s clothes being too big her for and her clothes too small for Alex is pure mean girl behavior.

Why does she think she’s so skinny anyway? She has a very full face, big nose, and quite a few curves herself

I agree, shes got a stunning figure if you ask me, very classically womanly, not all teenchy. She sounds braggy really

 

[Smellyinghams]

Ooooh interesting! Wonder if she’ll address it!

I mean she’ll have to eventually. But that being said Adriana and Alex never Addressed not being friends anymore and she never addressed not being friends with Monica.

I mean she’ll have to eventually. But that being said Adriana and Alex never Addressed not being friends anymore and she never addressed not being friends with Monica.

But it’d be weird if she doesn’t say anything by November time because that’s the anniversary of when they got engaged I think.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I'm pretty sure she didn't used to post on a Sunday cos she used go make a massive faff about it?

 

[stormixx]

ughhh yes! I was waiting for someone to comment on this why not just say something along the lines of "house of CB fits me like a glove" instead of telling everyone how she's so small. It may very well be true that House of CB fits her best but the way she goes on about her size and being too small for other brands can be very triggering for those who have struggled with any kind of disordered eating or body dismorphia, etc.

Yes!! I’m essentially recovered from anorexia now, but how she talks about her weight is very reminiscent of how I spoke/thought about mine back then and I often find them a bit triggering

 

[xits_jjx]

She’s never mentioned siblings so I’d say she is, but even then I have an older sibling the same age of her who is well above her in terms of maturity

 

[Smokeyjo]

If you follow Kelsey in London she always gives so many tips and so much help and advice to followers. She's lovely

I don't follow her but I will go and have a look! Thank you. I've seen a lot of influencers be very secretive about how they edit their photos (I guess to then sell their ebook?) so it's refreshing when I see people who actually share their tips

 

[disneys]

She’s not social distancing again! Holding hands with her pal Alex on her sorties ...

She only just got in trouble for this, why would she do it again .. ??

 

[Smellyinghams]

Yeah that's the one I was on about! It definitely looks too small on her which probably doesn't help in terms of it looking awful.

Yeah it’s a size 2 is why. Her boobs look squashed in it too

 

[Bella1989]

Such a knob

 

[Smellyinghams]

Anyone who lives alone can bubble, we are social creatures no matter who young or old. It would be better for Jordan to bubble with someone local but from what I can tell, she doesn’t really have anyone down there. It’s more than obvious her and Tom are no more and yesterday on stories she mentioned she had always been the dumper interestingly...

oh yes of course. I just mean that the most common example I’ve heard of bubbling was for elderly who live alone to bubble with family. Not someone who wants to take Instagram photos . I think people can bubble for whatever reasons they want but for Instagram photos I’m gonna judge a bit .

 

[Smellyinghams]

So... it's cold and wet, we are at home and I'm bored so I fell down a rabbit hole..ended up on tommy ps tagged pics. the engagement pics they had on the beach, Jordan trying to be sensual and it's pure cheese!

Also..two-one-tommy looking rather rotund in a denim shirt!

Two-one-Tommy

Do have to say that Jordan looks stunning in some of those photographs though. She could have gotten someone better looking than Tom but I think he’s good to her.

 

[Xatidi]

She just uploaded some stories about a review of a curling iron, it says is an Ad/Pr product, but she is totally saying bad things about it. She has done this with some dresses in the past. Dont they send these stuff for free or pay her to try it? It seems odd to talk trash when they are paying her or trying to make a relationship with certain company...

 

[Bella1989]

Shes just gets by copying all the other influencers on the POC movement.

She will be back to posting her cringy half naked pictures seometime soon!

 

[Smellyinghams]

She probably does get asked but idk, for me it’s unhealthy to pretend like everything is okay whilst you’ve been hinting at NOT being okay. Screams she wants to talk about it if you ask me

honestly I think she wants to talk about everything she does. She couldn’t just watch Emily In Paris without updating us on her opinions

 

[xits_jjx]

Ikr... if she had the status to need full staff she wouldn’t be working a part time job on the side lmao

 

[Smellyinghams]

My mate was split with her bloke for almost a year before they changed statuses...just sayin

I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think changing your fb status is always the first thing you do when one splits with their partner.

Well... I’m going to mentally speculate that Jordan and Tom aren’t together anymore. If only to make her content more interesting. It’ll be a fun game of where’s Tom???

The only people she shows herself hanging out with anymore are that Alex chick and her parents. She also def doesn’t have her ring on in her latest Disney obsessed reel.

Maybe he got tired of her looney tunes relationship with Instagram.

She’s wearing the ring in her Dorothy themed photo which wasn’t too long agohttps://www.instagram.com/p/CByTeWLJsUU/?igshid=154wji0ulevya

 

[xits_jjx]

ageing like milk with how she puts her makeup on then. I’d add 3-4 more years on her

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I think it’s quite clear her and Tom have split. As annoying as I find her at times I think it’s pretty understandable she is exhausted as her mental health wasn’t the best and now this has probably given her a real battering. Depression causes severe exhaustion at the best of times

I agree, I feel for her and really hope she has family and friends nearby to help and support her. I really think this is why recently she's gone OTT with everything. It's an escape. I feel bad for her now

 

[QueenDecember]

I’m in the states but saw The Independent reporting Kent now is in a tier 4.

 

[xits_jjx]

Full time beggar on twitter

So basically half the influencers in the industry

I’ve been watching (ahem, skipping through) her stories today since we’re speculating on here and OH MY GOD she posts SO much and it’s not even interesting! Half of it is self praise!