Hellomissjordan

[misslunax]

Her brows look like blocks, then again I didn't like how she filled them in before, they always look really unnatural and blocked out Made me laugh she was promoting Benefit brow stuff and then later posted a story saying she doesn't have to use brow products now

 

[QueenDecember]

Yeah, probably an unfollower app. She sometimes likes my posts in a spam-like fashion and I find it weird being as I’m not even an influencer lol.

That’s exactly what got her blocked from posting on Instagram for a week last year! She got so crazed they thought she was a bot

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

I instagram slightly in s similar field as hers and she wrecks my tits. To be fair she has worked hard on her page and her photo are incredible but she's just a bit much...all thisface pulling and all...

 

[broganlol]

This is super petty but I am really jelly that she is naturally thin and had no need to work out and she is Uber proud of it

 

[em69]

Oh god she’s been cast as Eliza Doolittle…. She really will think she’s Audrey Hepburn now

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Omg guys Jordan is going to unfollow a load of hashtags. How extraordinary!

 

[disneys]

that was how i read it too. like they knew she wanted to do it full time so gave her money now and then when she wasnt making enough money as an influencer so she didnt have to get a job that would make it harder for her to create influencer content. She could get moral support from them too but i definately read it as they gave her money now and then.

Really ?? How strange it is that we can all read the same post and interpret it in different ways ! I don’t think she’d ever admit if her parents gave her money !

 

[Smellyinghams]

Kelsey also offers a paid for service and offering advice is not her way to genuinely help, it’s her way of marketing and bringing you in to pay for information that can all be found online for free. I have met her at a few events and she looks down her nose at everyone

Have you seen the creative girl gang group that Kelsey manages on fb? She made up documents to help people fish out paid collaborations, she has also helped facilitate group meet ups and has created a community. Kelsey also offers some advice for free and through blog post but I guess you have to save personalized stuff for paid for work which is fair enough if that’s her job and what she’s expert at. I think she is massively more helpful than Jordan. Jordan started up consultations without ever giving out a bit of helpful advice before about Instagram. Kelsey has a track record behind her of working for brands and giving out advice that people have found helpful (at least I’ve talked to people who found what she shared helpful).

 

[gingerteacup]

She’s really pushing the “single life”. Her tiktoks are all about it…

 

[QueenDecember]

Now she is doing 'sing with Jordan'... Christ.

Oh my gosh. Did you watch? I tried as long as I could with an open mind but that was the most painful thing I have EVER seen on an Instagram story.

Also, random but someone really needs to tell her to ditch whatever concealer or foundation she wears. It creases SO BADLY!!

 

[Hello6455]

Alex is so toxic! I even apologised if Jordan felt harassed and Alex was still not believing me and name calling me “ Dickhead” “Weirdo” “Obsessed” and then I was blocked by both of them Jordan felt “harassed” by me saying “do you have many friends because you seem lonely and depressed aren’t you ok” the response was “That’s not a very nice thing to say” then I was blocked and then the whole Alex thing

 

[QueenDecember]

She is just…a bizarre thing to share.

Wonder when she’ll grow up?

 

[Pawpaw365]

Shes using a girl in red song in her reels. I find that quite interesting. Its quite well known that asking someone if they listen to girl in red is code for asking about there sexuality. Could explain her break up.

I have never heard that before, perhaps it's not so well known!

 

[QueenDecember]

That dress she got a Christmas and birthday present from her parents was $690

her parents still exist?? Hopefully they have a talk with her about her irresponsible behaviors!

 

[Smellyinghams]

I know this isn’t an Alex thread but she and Jordan sort of morph together in my mind. But wow she is such a dick.

I spent my birthday alone, thanksgiving alone and will be Christmas and New Years as well. Do I deserve a medal for martyr of the year? Am I going off about it on Instagram or ranting to anyone who will listen? NO!! It’s called being a responsible member of society and realizing my personal desires shouldn’t endanger public health and further strain our crippled healthcare systems

Alex and jordon, please - sincerely GROW THE FUCK UP!!

Awh she’s actually deluded in every single way. The people who should be upset never say they’re upset cause they just get through it. I bet she thinks her life has been really hard

 

[QueenDecember]

Is she for real?? I mean - guess she must be but Jordan. No! You yourself are part of the problem

 

[gingerteacup]

He moved out end of 2020 for a while…

How do you know this?

 

[Its.the.drama.mick]

I had to come here and post to say what on earth is that beetle juice reel video thing. Good lord, it made me cringe so badly

 

[sierraecho]

Excellent! I'm needing more to follow since I unfollowed a bunch of them recently!

 

[Pawpaw365]

Oh yes, I understand that.

I just meant the the parental support she mentions. Sounds like possibly helping cover bills, etc because they believe in her. I think it’s wonderful they do — I just was confused by the way she drafted that paragraph.

I’m not sure how you read that as financial support. Describing your parents as supportive doesn’t automatically imply financial support.