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Oh yes I do remember, sorry. God she's a minger. She's obsessed with her size, it's crazy!
 
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I think the rainbow is the one that the original tattler was saying was ridiculous. Also I thought she said that rainbow one was a size 2 in her story but maybe I misheard. But it’s ridiculous
Yeah that's the one I was on about! It definitely looks too small on her which probably doesn't help in terms of it looking awful.
 
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This chick is seriously getting worse by the day. It’s a real shame as I used to really like her.

I can’t even imagine how many pitch emails she writes up asking for free crap she doesn’t need. It’s such grabby, greedy and wasteful behavior.

Wonder why she never lists “Write Emails Begging for Freebies” on her ever so famous to-do lists for us to see
 
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So I randomly ended up on selkies insta page...where HMJ got her size 2 dress...its size 2 American sizing but she neglected to say that. Shes obsessed. Does she not realise that she could be triggering with that sort of crap
 
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What is up with her eyebrow?
So I randomly ended up on selkies insta page...where HMJ got her size 2 dress...its size 2 American sizing but she neglected to say that. Shes obsessed. Does she not realise that she could be triggering with that sort of crap
She clearly is obsessed with body size.

I WISH she’d be more obsessed with sorting out her makeup skills. I don‘t think I‘ve ever seen anyone with chronically creased makeup quite like Jordan
 

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Sorry(ish) if this is too mean but I thought those videos she posted of her singing outside with those people were really bad. All of them sounded bad - to me anyway
 
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She’s on live and out of all her followers she only has 27 people in it.. awkward
 
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She’s on live and out of all her followers she only has 27 people in it.. awkward
Was anything juicy asked?

Also I noticed she had a story I think yesterday that said “I should plan a staycation with Oscar”. What about Tom? I could be imagining this also but I think she also said on stories recently that she wanted to go to Scotland or something but she had nobody to go with. What about her fiancé . Kind of wish I asked her where the fuck is Tom lol
 
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where is Tom? This makes me realize we haven’t seen him in a while! And out of curiosity I looked at Instagram... she’s not wearing her ring?
 

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You’re right, there’s been no mention of him lately

edit; they’re still together though
 
Nothing juicy. It was really awkward and I was barely on for a minute or two. The people in it were foreign or older men asking weird stuff and then it went silent.. no one commented so she went let’s go in the question box and she just kept going ummmm. I think because there were no actual questions
 
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Well... I’m going to mentally speculate that Jordan and Tom aren’t together anymore. If only to make her content more interesting. It’ll be a fun game of where’s Tom???

The only people she shows herself hanging out with anymore are that Alex chick and her parents. She also def doesn’t have her ring on in her latest Disney obsessed reel.

Maybe he got tired of her looney tunes relationship with Instagram.
 

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My mate was split with her bloke for almost a year before they changed statuses...just sayin
I was thinking the same thing. I don’t think changing your fb status is always the first thing you do when one splits with their partner.

She’s wearing the ring in her Dorothy themed photo which wasn’t too long agohttps://www.instagram.com/p/CByTeWLJsUU/?igshid=154wji0ulevya
 
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That was June, I'm trying to think when she said her neighbours thought Tom was her dad. As much as an annoying dick as she is I hope it's not the case, I hate the idea of her being alone in the house, it wouldn't be good for her head. It might explain why she's got really annoying and selling all her worn and unwashed gifted stuff if she has a mortgage to pay
 
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