Healthy Chef Steph

[MilkAndTwoSugars]

omg!! i bet she’s thinking fuck you all, last to get married but first to get preggars (compared to Tally, Alice, Zanna etc). A baby will be a shock to her system as they're very hard work but im sure Mumma Sue will move in!

 

[louderforthecheapseats]

Posting that the baby is demanding so neither of them can get anything done surely one of you sorts the baby while the other does bits, whether that’s shower/washing/cleaning etc. how do they think mums who don’t have an unemployed partner, sorry adventurer manage? Blows my mind

 

[jofluff]

I thought this! It’s not like he has to go out to work? Also his stories are sounding quite resentful that he’s not got time to train, the weeks have been hard etc, what did they expect?

 

[GreenTiger]

She always says she’s in no rush and they’re happy as they are when someone mentions marriage but I reckon she’s absolutely desperate for a ring!

 

[Ups27]

Fucking free stay in the Maldives for being a posh lazy beg. Brilliant

 

[Margerate72]

I just can’t get over the fact that Lewis hasn’t proposed.

 

[HereForThePics1979]

Not sure whether it's Steph wearing him down or all the marathon running but what the hell has happened to her boyfriend Lewis?!

I used to think he was so attractive but my god he looks rough now

 

[poollounger]

Steph and Zanna are perfect for each other. Both are self-obsessed, pretentious, travel far too often and long haul for supposed vegans and 'have a little overwhelmed cry' far too much for women with so much to be grateful for. They also both can't take any constructive criticism and either delete comments or reply extremely passive-aggressively.

The problem with influencers is that they all think they're the most important person in the room so a friendship between them can never really go well as there must be constant competition, hence why so many friendships have probably failed. For some reason with Grace, I want to think they've grown apart because of Stephs immaturity in comparison to her. Like was Steph even ready to move out? She doesn't seem like shes emotionally an adult whereas Grace (as much as she annoys me) clearly has her shit together and would probably get fed up of Stephs constant wobbles.

 

[Aardvark]

actually canNOT believe what I am reading… “Mum can you come over and be my moral support while I order things for my hospital bag and nursery because I’m finding it overwhelming”.

Omg what a shit show this is gonna be when baby arrives! if she cannot cope with ordering things for her hospital bag, how will she cope with witching hour where newborns just cry and cry and cry for three or four hours on end?!

Got my popcorn and Pepsi ready

This helplessness is not relatable and not cute. She’s nearly 30 (or is she already, I don’t know?). She’s not a child. It’s pathetic.

 

[Happyholly]

First woman to ever have a baby = expert

Why do influencers always become preachy motherhood 'experts' after having their first child as if women haven't been giving birth since time began and half their followers aren't already mothers. Give it a rest!

 

[belle0610]

I bet today she’s furiously working on a reel of her first three months pregnancy, complete with multiple multiple clips of her crying

 

[Aardvark]

It’s all so depressingly predictable isn’t it

 

[Rubysue123]

Is it me or are all the recent over the top videos an attempt to cover up or detract from them being ad posts? I know she’s doing no harm and some people might enjoy them but I find them all a bit cringe and too much. I think it’s just a bit annoying that she seems to spend her days sat around filming random videos and not doing much else

 

[Crypticqueenie]

I don't understand covering the baby's face but posting them all the time, with every movement, side profile, sound etc. You could still get a whole load of data from what they do post!

 

[v90]

her whole life is a giant humble brag…I don’t think for a second she suffers from negative body image…this girl has no humility, just me me me. Also is she not embarassed selling Glade candles the pay cheque must have been pretty impressive

 

[refriedbeans]

What is with these brands gifting to influencers? (I know why, but it still infuriates me no end). Actively makes me not want to buy from that brand, knowing I have to part £200+ when some influencer gets given it for nothing.

 

[Rjs92]

sorry but this is just not post partum reality!

I also couldn’t think of anything worse than packing up the million things you need with a new baby to go away week after week. All i wanted to do (all i had the energy to do) with my newborn was snuggle on the sofa!

 

[Giftinghell]

Now asking for boundaries whilst documenting every second of your pregnancy SIGH

 

[belle0610]

i’ll never understand how people wear tight leggings/trousers post partum?! i was wearing pads and bleeding for at least 6-7 weeks i reckon.

To show how skinny she is after birth no doubt

 

[GreenTiger]

A shoot for parents magazine….give me strength
And all that banging on about no visitors/just being together etc and they’ve gone off and left her the next day, assume with Mummy Sue
Edit to add that’s on Lewis’s story so give me even more strength if it’s just him….a man who lets his partner wash her hair once a week despite by all accounts doing fuck all, doesn’t know how a hoover/duster works and doesn’t seem to earn a penny….great role model material

Just seen that, my god he looks haggard and he hasn’t even done anything
Anyone remember when they started going out and Steph would tag him as like ‘not your man’ and ‘hands off’ how insecure she was (is), no one wants your man babe he’s not aging well!