Harry Styles - I can’t be the only person who doesn’t like him.

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Joe lycett painted a picture of Harry styles, harry said he wanted to buy it, joe said £7.00. Harry said £6.00, joe said £6.50 and a kitkat chunky. Harry said ok. Joe sent him the painting, but Harry hasn’t paid.
He sent the six quid wrapped in cling film but no Kit Kat chunky (peanut butter). I just looked it up. I’m bored, what can I say? I’d say he owes a significant number of Kit Kat chunkys (with peanut butter) now. The interest must be mounting.
 
He sent the six quid wrapped in cling film but no Kit Kat chunky (peanut butter). I just looked it up. I’m bored, what can I say? I’d say he owes a significant number of Kit Kat chunkys (with peanut butter) now. The interest must be mounting.
Oh, joe said he never paid, wonder why?
 
Oh, joe said he never paid, wonder why?
The clip I watched was of Joe opening an envelope with six one pound coins wrapped in cling film. The note said the package contained the money and the Kit Kat. He tipped the package upside down and no Kit Kat. 😄

He must be owed a couple of years supply by now.
 
The clip I watched was of Joe opening an envelope with six one pound coins wrapped in cling film. The note said the package contained the money and the Kit Kat. He tipped the package upside down and no Kit Kat. 😄

He must be owed a couple of years supply by now.
He was on Michael macintyre told the whole world he didn’t 🤷‍♀️
 
Benson Boone is the singer, performer, fashion icon, sex symbol that Harry Styles fans think Harry is.
He's actually got talent, flair and charisma. Harry's PR people (and stans) just spent years telling everyone he does, which isn't the same thing.

I don't even dislike Harry or all of his music, but the pedestal he was put on was ludicrous.
 
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He's actually got talent, flair and charisma. Harry's PR people (and stans) just spent years telling everyone he does, which isn't the same thing.

I don't even dislike Harry or all of his music, but the pedestal he was put on was ludicrous.
The pedestal he was put on is going to be his undoing now I think because people realise he’s all fur coat and no knickers. Unless he pivots and creates something new and or fresh and or exciting I don’t see him having the longevity of a major major star. Him and his people had 3-4 years to think about his next big move and they’ve fluffed it starting with the audacious ticket prices/lack of tour locations. I think acting would’ve been the absolute move for someone like him but he can’t act
 
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The pedestal he was put on is going to be his undoing now I think because people realise he’s all fur coat and no knickers. Unless he pivots and creates something new and or fresh and or exciting I don’t see him having the longevity of a major major star. Him and his people had 3-4 years to think about his next big move and they’ve fluffed it starting with the audacious ticket prices/lack of tour locations. I think acting would’ve been the absolute move for someone like him but he can’t act
He did a decent job in Dunkirk, although I think he was basically just playing himself but in a WWII uniform.

It became pretty obvious he was only cast in Don't Worry Darling because Olivia Wilde wanted (inexplicably) to get in his pants.

He's only done one other film with nothing else on the horizon that I know of.
 
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The Joe Lycett thing was funny but now it feels like clinging onto relevancy.

I agree re H, too: the combo of PR over-exposure and no authentic-appearing fan relationship just makes him completely meh at this point.
 
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He did a decent job in Dunkirk, although I think he was basically just playing himself but in a WWII uniform.

It became pretty obvious he was only cast in Don't Worry Darling because Olivia Wilde wanted (inexplicably) to get in his pants.

He's only done one other film with nothing else on the horizon that I know of.
I agree he wasn’t bad in Dunkirk though he was barely in it. Florence Pugh carried him through DWD- he’s not leading man material. Don’t think Florence Pugh thought much of him mind but that might’ve been more to do with the Olivia Wilde situation. My policeman was pretty bad in my opinion largely due to him being wooden as duck. Apparently he was in a marvel film? If his acting had paid off I’m not even sure he’d be touring today I think he’d be doing films and releasing albums on the side as it would be more copacetic with the lifestyle he seems to want for himself. I do think he’ll put a good show on for his new tour as he has done in the past (based off TikTok’s I’ve seen) but god knows what he’s going to do because I think people will be expecting choreo now and I’m not sure he will be able to do that night on night nor do I think it looks good on him it really is like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
 
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I agree he wasn’t bad in Dunkirk though he was barely in it. Florence Pugh carried him through DWD- he’s not leading man material. Don’t think Florence Pugh thought much of him mind but that might’ve been more to do with the Olivia Wilde situation. My policeman was pretty bad in my opinion largely due to him being wooden as duck. Apparently he was in a marvel film? If his acting had paid off I’m not even sure he’d be touring today I think he’d be doing films and releasing albums on the side as it would be more copacetic with the lifestyle he seems to want for himself. I do think he’ll put a good show on for his new tour as he has done in the past (based off TikTok’s I’ve seen) but god knows what he’s going to do because I think people will be expecting choreo now and I’m not sure he will be able to do that night on night nor do I think it looks good on him it really is like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
The Marvel film was just an end-scene cameo, right? The actual film was never made.

I’m also not a huge fan of the choreo situation. When he performed Aperture at the Brits he was giving Epilogue Harry Potter vibes, and then the latest videos are just kind of weird. I’m not sure how well they’ll translate to tour. Plus LOT was just so iconic… I don’t even know what you do. It’s a bit like Taylor and Eras… where do you go?!
 
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I agree he wasn’t bad in Dunkirk though he was barely in it. Florence Pugh carried him through DWD- he’s not leading man material. Don’t think Florence Pugh thought much of him mind but that might’ve been more to do with the Olivia Wilde situation. My policeman was pretty bad in my opinion largely due to him being wooden as duck. Apparently he was in a marvel film? If his acting had paid off I’m not even sure he’d be touring today I think he’d be doing films and releasing albums on the side as it would be more copacetic with the lifestyle he seems to want for himself. I do think he’ll put a good show on for his new tour as he has done in the past (based off TikTok’s I’ve seen) but god knows what he’s going to do because I think people will be expecting choreo now and I’m not sure he will be able to do that night on night nor do I think it looks good on him it really is like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
His stans were going mad about him dancing at the BRITs but he's hardly Bruno Mars. His new album's not really conducive to dancing either, from the bits I've heard?
 
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He did a decent job in Dunkirk, although I think he was basically just playing himself but in a WWII uniform.

It became pretty obvious he was only cast in Don't Worry Darling because Olivia Wilde wanted (inexplicably) to get in his pants.

He's only done one other film with nothing else on the horizon that I know of.
Went over to imdb just out of curiosity, and he hasn't done tit except for music videos since 2022. He's got 1 upcoming project but it looks very tenuous and looks to be in development hell at a glance.

The Marvel movie he was in was Eternals, which underperformed and has been pretty much forgotten. He's maybe got a small cameo ahead in some MCU film, but it'll just be a little fanservice thing most likely.
 
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It’s so discordant for a brand like Harry Styles like he popped back up on Brittany broski and he’s talking about stuff like ‘boy dinner’ which was boring craic even three years ago, then he’s doing SNL then he’s doing like arthouse orchestral lives on YouTube then back to dancing like a Scissor Sister in his new video. Just throw any old tit at the wall and see what sticks I guess
 
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It’s so discordant for a brand like Harry Styles like he popped back up on Brittany broski and he’s talking about stuff like ‘boy dinner’ which was boring craic even three years ago, then he’s doing SNL then he’s doing like arthouse orchestral lives on YouTube then back to dancing like a Scissor Sister in his new video. Just throw any old tit at the wall and see what sticks I guess
When you’ve been away for a while I guess you gotta speed run through all the fads you missed.
 
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What Harry's discovering is that a lot of his past stuff he got away with because he was hot.

Now he's no longer as hot, demanding big bucks for stadium tickets after years of doing nothing (and then releasing an album that hasn't got a single bop on it) isn't going to fly. tit dancing and being 'queerky' isn't going to fly.
 
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What Harry's discovering is that a lot of his past stuff he got away with because he was hot.

Now he's no longer as hot, demanding big bucks for stadium tickets after years of doing nothing (and then releasing an album that hasn't got a single bop on it) isn't going to fly. tit dancing and being 'queerky' isn't going to fly.
I really don’t like his haircut or his dolphin smooth legs in them little red shorts
 
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I'm sure Joe talked about it on another TV show, or possibly a podcast as I had definitely heard the story before seeing on the MM show